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My cousin Betty once told me she didn't know how to change a flat tire.

When I offered to teach her, she declined.

She said, all she has to do is raise the hood, and stand next to the car looking desperate (and pretty).

Guys will always pull over and help her.

 



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Oh gosh I know how to change my tires.

Granted, if a guy were to pull over to help I would let him, because I would rather not have to get my clothes dirty. But if needed I can change it.

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Oh, I know how to do plenty of things. The simple fact is, I just don't HAVE to do them, so I don't



I have a cell phone and AAA. No way I'm getting out on the side of the road and changing my tire alone. That's how a girl ends up dismembered in a corn field

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I can change a tire as well. But I choose not to.

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VetteGirl wrote:

Oh gosh I know how to change my tires.

Granted, if a guy were to pull over to help I would let him, because I would rather not have to get my clothes dirty. But if needed I can change it.


 The bad news is, your car doesn't have a spare.

If you have  a flat and can't get help, the last resort is to just drive on it, S L O W L Y , until you get to somewhere where you can get it replaced.

Ruining a tire that's already flat is a lot better than being stuck on the side of the road, or hit by a passing drunk who runs into you.



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Divine Geek wrote:

Oh, I know how to do plenty of things. The simple fact is, I just don't HAVE to do them, so I don't



I have a cell phone and AAA. No way I'm getting out on the side of the road and changing my tire alone. That's how a girl ends up dismembered in a corn field


 AMEN!

Even getting out of the car is asking for trouble in some neighborhoods. A cell phone and AAA and I am good to go thanks !



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