We have all seen the forensic shows. So what have you learned?
How would you plan the perfect crime?
This is just for fun. Not for real.
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Double everything. Why? Because the top layer would have only the environments evidence and the bottom layer would have only my evidence.
I would dispose of things randomly. Nothing within the same county.
Even my clothes and shoes I had on under the bottom layer.
I think if I was using a weapon it would be ice. Why? Cause it melts!
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But we make jokes about storing bodies, I mean sides of beef, and alligators.
We all watch at least one of the forensic shows.
I just thought it would be a fun thread with Halloween and all.
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I am not that creative. I would find a way to make it look like an accident. Or.... bleach the poo out of everything! Bleach destroys all dna evidence.
Banks pay interest periodically to many accounts, typically rounding to the nearest penny.
I would hack into their interest program, and have every partial penny transferred into an account in the Cayman Islands. Then transferred out once every day to a different account somewhere else. A different account every day.
Then daily, have the proceeds transferred to an account in some nearby city. Buy used cars with the debit card for the account, and immediately resell the cars to a different used car dealer for cash.
That makes the cash "clean" and untraceable. Might have to do that in Vegas where I wouldn't have to show ID to buy and sell a used car.
Stop after one week, and delete the diversion program from the bank's computers.
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Ed, it looks like you have put a lot of thought into this... Hm... Will we be hearing about you or seeing you on the news??? "Hearing about you" - guess that dates me.
Ed, it looks like you have put a lot of thought into this... Hm... Will we be hearing about you or seeing you on the news??? "Hearing about you" - guess that dates me.
I took it from a TV show. The error they made was, taking too much money, over too long a period. Then failing to launder the money.
(Un)fortunately, I don't actually have the computer skills.
Fortunately, on the other hand, I don't need to steal to survive.
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I am not that creative. I would find a way to make it look like an accident. Or.... bleach the poo out of everything! Bleach destroys all dna evidence.
Bleach does NOT destroy dna evidence. I've watched way too many Forensic Files and it's good that criminals believe this. It makes them easier to catch...lol
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