“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
"I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"
__________________
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
"I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"
That's never stopped you before...
flan
So I get to be the one you follow around and make little digs at now? Gonna pop into threads and make absolutely no commnet about the OP just snide little comments that you think are witty and cute?
Lovely.
__________________
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Just got this joke in my e-mail. I couldn't help but laugh.
A limo is driving late at night when suddenly, A cow runs out into the road and the limo hits it head-on bringing the car to a stop.
The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but It appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse Over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his Hair ruffled, and A big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, The Wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me."
“What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
LOL!!!!! I swear, that woman couldn't speak the truth if a gun was held to her head. She's THAT stupid...and so are the people that keep voting for her.
__________________
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome...
Just got this joke in my e-mail. I couldn't help but laugh.
A limo is driving late at night when suddenly, A cow runs out into the road and the limo hits it head-on bringing the car to a stop.
The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving."
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but It appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse Over there."
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his Hair ruffled, and A big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks the woman.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, The Wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me."
“What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.
Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?
__________________
I drink coffee so I don't kill you.
I quilt so I don't kill you.
Do you see a theme?
Faith isn't something that keeps bad things from happening. Faith is what helps us get through bad things when they do happen.