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Why 2014's God Movies Were So Bad

This year, Jesus, Noah, and Moses all had starring roles in major films. But despite the Hollywood's new fixation on religion, the Almighty still proves difficult capture.
 

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In all the major religion-related films that came out in 2014, God got just one cameo: Isaac Andrews, an 11-year-old from Britain, played a rather obnoxious version of the Almighty in December's Exodus: Gods and Kings. Nonetheless, God played major roles in films ranging from the Biblical epic Noah to the apocalyptic Left Behind and the polemical God's Not Dead, causing floods and raptures and existential crises in university students from far off set. Plus, Jesus got lots of screen time, portrayed in Heaven Is for Real as a white guy on a horse and in Son of God as a white guy with an undeniably smarmy smile.  

Some of these movies were big hits at the box office. Noah grossed $101 million and Heaven Is for Real hit $91 million, while God's Not Dead and Son of God both netted roughly $60 million. Exodus was cinematographically beautiful, despite its ridiculous script and casting, and Left Behind featured such venerable actors as Nicolas Cage and Chad Michael Murray.

Despite their varying levels of success, these films all share one quality: They're culturally awkward. Which suggests it’s difficult, probably impossible, to frame the "character" of God in a way that will attract a core religious audience while not alienating more secular or casually observant viewers. Ticket sales indicate there's a strong appetite for religion-related film in America, and the best may be yet to come: Ewan McGregor is slated to star as Jesus in Last Days in the Desert in 2015. But even if the economic case for making more God flicks is clear, it's not obvious that these kinds of movies will ever qualify as interesting art.


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This year, filmmakers tackled the God problem using a few different tactics. There's big-budget obliqueness, seen in Darren Aronofsky's choice to refer to God only as "the creator" in his telling of Noah's story from the book of Genesis. Heaven Is for Real, Left Behind, and God's Not Dead take a debate-team approach: All of them feature long speeches from characters about why God does/does not exist, attempting to persuade viewers to see the world from a theistic point of view. Son of God is a straight-up Bible movie, while Exodus hovers somewhere between action flick and theological challenge.

And each of these tactics is fraught. The enchanted world of Noah feels more like Middle Earth than early human civilization. The central question of Heaven Is for Real, Left Behind, and God's Not Dead is whether or not God exists, and even to believers, they may end up feeling more like propaganda than pieces of creative work. For those who don't—or do!—believe in the divinity of Christ, the literalism of Son of God might be a turn-off. And while Exodus is morally provocative, the bizarre sight of Christian Bale, who plays Moses, talking to a child version of God is distracting.

It's possible that these pitfalls indicate a lack of creativity on the part of the directors and producers. But it's more likely that filmmakers are in an impossible position when they make religious art. Believing in God is a sorting mechanism, separating those who do and those who don't into camps with totally irreconcilable world views. In America, the cultural particularities of religion take that sorting mechanism one step further: Some may believe in God, but may not want to display that belief in their public lives. For people like this, and for non-believers, art that is centrally concerned with the existence of God may be uncomfortable or not compelling; and for those who define themselves by their faith, any circumspect approach may feel like a personal attack.

Perhaps this would be the tension would itself be an interesting topic for a religion movie yet to be made. But for now, God deserves some credit for doing gangbusters in Hollywood.

 

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/12/god-deserves-a-golden-globe/383855/



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There are sooooo many good stories in the Bible that would be great movies. Like the life of Elijah, King David and Solomon, the travels and travails of Apostle Paul, John on the isle of Patmos, etc. Or, even Adam and Eve followed by Cain and Abel. How about Jacob the swindler and on and on? I mean, I am sick of hearing about Noah's Ark as if it is the most important event in the Bible. I mean seriously, that is the only thing they seem to teach kids at Sunday school anymore.
And, Moses, well sorry, you won't ever trump Charleton Heston in that role, lol.

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The Noah movie was a bit of a let down. I had to remind myself that it was a movie for entertainment, not church.

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Noah and the new one Exodus are both made by an atheist. The whole point is to make fun of the stories.

And the reason those main stories are told so often is because those are the ones most are familiar with.

There are so many stories in the Bible and I would love to see Naomi and Ruth or Ester on the big screen.

And the Song of Solomon would probably get an R rating. Just told the way it is in the Bible.



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LGS, I am reading the title as "Why GOOD movies were bad." LOL

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They aren't doing it to make fun. They are doing it to sell tickets.

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Southern_Belle wrote:

They aren't doing it to make fun. They are doing it to sell tickets.


 Lily knows all.

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I wish I were rich enough to spend millions and millions of dollars just to make fun of the bible. I wouldn't but I could since I was filthy rich.

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They aren't doing it to make fun. They are doing it to sell tickets.


Well they are sure not doing it to tell the story in the Bible. They are doing anything they can to debunk, create doubt and generally make fun of the Bible.  

An atheist making a movie about anything in the Bible is ridiculous.

 



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flan327 wrote:
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They aren't doing it to make fun. They are doing it to sell tickets.


 Lily knows all.

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Yes. I do. The sooner you learn that, the easier life will be for you. biggrin 



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lilyofcourse wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:

They aren't doing it to make fun. They are doing it to sell tickets.


Well they are sure not doing it to tell the story in the Bible. They are doing anything they can to debunk, create doubt and generally make fun of the Bible.  

An atheist making a movie about anything in the Bible is ridiculous.

 


 Because they give a different perspective? Freedom of speech and all that...

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flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:

They aren't doing it to make fun. They are doing it to sell tickets.


Well they are sure not doing it to tell the story in the Bible. They are doing anything they can to debunk, create doubt and generally make fun of the Bible.  

An atheist making a movie about anything in the Bible is ridiculous.

 


 Because they give a different perspective? Freedom of speech and all that...

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So there are rock monsters in the Bible? That isn't perspective. That is simply stupid.

 



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There are sooooo many good stories in the Bible that would be great movies. Like the life of Elijah, King David and Solomon, the travels and travails of Apostle Paul, John on the isle of Patmos, etc. Or, even Adam and Eve followed by Cain and Abel. How about Jacob the swindler and on and on? I mean, I am sick of hearing about Noah's Ark as if it is the most important event in the Bible. I mean seriously, that is the only thing they seem to teach kids at Sunday school anymore.
And, Moses, well sorry, you won't ever trump Charleton Heston in that role, lol.


 I want to watch The Red Tent - a miniseries that showed on Lifetime this last month.  I hope it comes to Netflix.

If course, it's all fiction simply based in Biblical times, but it looks good.

 

Part of the problem is that "blockbuster" Bible movies like to change things.  It's one thing to take artistic license with novels - but the Bible is a little different.  And when they do that, it ends up being TOO Biblical for the non-religious, and too UN-Biblical for the religious, which is why they usually don't do well.



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lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:

They aren't doing it to make fun. They are doing it to sell tickets.


Well they are sure not doing it to tell the story in the Bible. They are doing anything they can to debunk, create doubt and generally make fun of the Bible.  

An atheist making a movie about anything in the Bible is ridiculous.

 


 Because they give a different perspective? Freedom of speech and all that...

flan


So there are rock monsters in the Bible? That isn't perspective. That is simply stupid.

 


There is a talking donkey in the Bible. 



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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:

They aren't doing it to make fun. They are doing it to sell tickets.


Well they are sure not doing it to tell the story in the Bible. They are doing anything they can to debunk, create doubt and generally make fun of the Bible.  

An atheist making a movie about anything in the Bible is ridiculous.

 


 Because they give a different perspective? Freedom of speech and all that...

flan


So there are rock monsters in the Bible? That isn't perspective. That is simply stupid.

 


There is a talking donkey in the Bible. 


Um. The Lord open its mouth.

He didn't make rock monsters.

Unicorns are also talked about in the Bible.

And dragons.

And giants.

But not a single rock monster.

And Noah didn't dream the flood.  



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Movies people. It's Hollywood. Just like when we see characters in a medical situation and us healthcare workers are screaming "that's not right!".

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Yeah, it's a movie Lilly. I dont' think anyone is expecting it to be an exact replica of the Bible.

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There is a difference in taking creative liberties with War and Peace and the Bible.

I don't think telling a story as a dream when it wasn't is right. It isn't creative difference, it is making it a farce.

God's word is God's word.

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Well, how about "It's A Wonderful Life"? They took creative liberties on the notion of Angels, not at all Biblical. Do you want to pan that film?

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Ok. Cause It's a wonderful life is a Bible story.

I don't like the "dear God" movies either.

But those are making fun too.

The difference is, it isn't supposed to be a Bible story.

The are stories using Bible figures.

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And, they are using those Bible figures incorrectly and not according to Scripture. Angels don't "earn" wings. Nor are angels deceased people according to the Bible.

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I give up.

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I know.

I didn't say I approved of them.

I said they are not taking an actual Bible story and making it a made up dream.

The movie Noah called the story in the Bible a lie.

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