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So, we went to our friends for Christmas dinner today before we leave tomorrow on our trip.  They bought their twin daughters ipad minis.  So, we were playing with them, and one of the twins was talking to Siri and told her Merry Christmas.  Siri said she didn't understand.  This is how the rest of the conversation went -

M10 - Merry Christmas!

Siri- would you like me to search for movies with a character named Mary? 

DD10 jumps in and says - Happy Holidays!

Siri - Thank you.  Happy Holidays to you, too.

Me - Merry Christmas!

Siri - I do not understand.  Please repeat.

Me - Happy Hanukkah!

Siri - Today is not Hanukkah.  Hanukkah was on December 6, 2014.

Me - Happy New Year!

Siri - Today is not New Year's Day.  New Year's Day is January 1, 2014.

Me - What is today?

Siri - Today is December 25, 2014. 

Me - What holiday is celebrated on December 25th?

Siri - You could un-scrooge Scrooge.  Merry Christmas to you, too.  (This cracked me up)

 

 

Then, we went to the other ipad.  This one was obviously programmed by someone differently but still refused to acknowledge the religious aspects of today. 

M - Merry Christmas!

Siri - Merry Christmas to you, too!

Me - Whose birthday do we celebrate on December 25th?

Siri - I'm not allowed to answer that question.  My apologies. 

Me - Who is Jesus Christ?

At which point Siri brought up an encyclopedia "facts" page that did not include the religious context - but treated him like a person, giving DOB, place of birth, date of death and place of death.

 

 

WTF????



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Strange. I guess the atheists had something to do with it.

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That's actually really funny. I had to try on my iPhone, of course . . .

Me: Merry Christmas Siri

Siri: Merry Christmas Master - I hope you got everything you wanted.

Me: Thank you Siri, I got a very nice purse

Siri: Just doing my job.

Definitely avoiding the religious overtones of the holiday, but at least she knew it existed!

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Lawyerlady wrote:

So, we went to our friends for Christmas dinner today before we leave tomorrow on our trip.  They bought their twin daughters ipad minis.  So, we were playing with them, and one of the twins was talking to Siri and told her Merry Christmas.  Siri said she didn't understand.  This is how the rest of the conversation went -

M10 - Merry Christmas!

Siri- would you like me to search for movies with a character named Mary? 

DD10 jumps in and says - Happy Holidays!

Siri - Thank you.  Happy Holidays to you, too.

Me - Merry Christmas!

Siri - I do not understand.  Please repeat.

Me - Happy Hanukkah!

Siri - Today is not Hanukkah.  Hanukkah was on December 6, 2014.

Me - Happy New Year!

Siri - Today is not New Year's Day.  New Year's Day is January 1, 2014.

Me - What is today?

Siri - Today is December 25, 2014. 

Me - What holiday is celebrated on December 25th?

Siri - You could un-scrooge Scrooge.  Merry Christmas to you, too.  (This cracked me up)

 

 

Then, we went to the other ipad.  This one was obviously programmed by someone differently but still refused to acknowledge the religious aspects of today. 

M - Merry Christmas!

Siri - Merry Christmas to you, too!

Me - Whose birthday do we celebrate on December 25th?

Siri - I'm not allowed to answer that question.  My apologies. 

Me - Who is Jesus Christ?

At which point Siri brought up an encyclopedia "facts" page that did not include the religious context - but treated him like a person, giving DOB, place of birth, date of death and place of death.

 

 

WTF????


Well. Steve Jobs was atheist.

I have noticed that Google doesn't do the religious anything either.  



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We just told siri Merry Christmas and she replied Happy Christmas. Then we asked who the Virgin Mary was and she brought up a contact named Mary.

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Me: Do you believe in God
Siri: I eschew theological disquisition.

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I thought you had a convo with Angelina Jolie's kid.confuse



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DD has iPhone, I have android. As soon as my phone charges I will play with Robin and see what she says. Robin is the android version of siri

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

I thought you had a convo with Angelina Jolie's kid.confuse


 THANK YOU - I thought it was just me, LOL!  biggrin



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Honeys_Mom wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

I thought you had a convo with Angelina Jolie's kid.confuse


 THANK YOU - I thought it was just me, LOL!  biggrin


 Great minds...



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Angelina Jolie has a kid named Siri?

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I think they're thinking Suri, who is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's daughter. I might be wrong though, because I don't know Angelina Jolie's kids names.

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tlc wrote:

I think they're thinking Suri, who is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's daughter. I might be wrong though, because I don't know Angelina Jolie's kids names.


 What ever, which ever celeb.  smile



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