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Constipated goldfish's life saved with $465 surgery

Constipated goldfish's life saved with $465 surgery

This isn't the goldfish patient, just a dead ringer. (AP Photo/Peter Ponzio)

Strange adventures in pet ownership: A UK man noticed that his beloved goldfish was constipated, brought him to the vet, learned that it would cost roughly $465 for surgery, left the vet because it would be crazy to pay that kind of money for a goldfish, returned guiltily 10 minutes later to pay the money, and now has a healthy goldfish again, reports the Telegraph.

The two necessary quotes from the vet:

 
 
  • "The issue was the fish couldn't poo and it would have eventually become toxic and it would have died."
  • "The actual surgery is quite straightforward but administering the anesthetic is quite complicated." (It involved tubes and a miniature heart-rate monitor, and the the Daily Mail has photos.)

The vet in Norfolk removed two lumpy obstructions from the 3-inch fish during a 50-minute procedure and stitched it back up.

This is actually the second goldfish surgery to make headlines within a year, though the first fish was 10 years old and the more recent patient is just under 3 years old; the creature's life expectancy is about 10 years.

(That other goldfish actually had brain surgery.)

This article originally appeared on Newser: $465 Surgery Saves Constipated Goldfish

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/01/02/constipated-goldfish-life-saved-with-465-surgery/

 



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I don't think I've ever heard of a fish having surgery before.



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I don't think I would ever notice a fish being constipated...

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I love the fact that the guy left, felt guilty & came back...

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Yeah, who would notice that a fish is constipated? And even if it was, isn't it likely to happen again?

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Yeah, who would notice that a fish is constipated? And even if it was, isn't it likely to happen again?


 I was just getting ready to post the same thing...unless they make Ex-Lax for fish...

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It's sweet that the goldfish was saved.

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It's sweet that the goldfish was saved.


 Yes, and now it will just die next month because it is time.  But that was money well spent. 



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It's sweet that the goldfish was saved.


 Yes, and now it will just die next month because it is time.  But that was money well spent. 


 You forgot your sarcastic emoticon.



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Who cares? Why be sarcastic? People spend many times that on elderly cats and dogs. If they have the money they can spend it however they choose.

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It's a fish.

I wouldn't have taken it to the vet to begin with.



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Feeding a goldfish peas is a notorious cure for constipation. I wonder why he didn't feed the fish a shelled pea?

I have a fish tank of several goldfish and I do it about once a month as routine maintenance.

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Who cares? Why be sarcastic? People spend many times that on elderly cats and dogs. If they have the money they can spend it however they choose.


 It's a 2" fish with a shelf life of 2 years max, that's why.



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Yeah, who would notice that a fish is constipated? And even if it was, isn't it likely to happen again?


 When they are constipated, they tend to float sideways. Their belly leads the way. If you have fish, it is pretty obvious when they are constipated actually. I know it sounds strange but you can tell. 

 

 



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Who cares? Why be sarcastic? People spend many times that on elderly cats and dogs. If they have the money they can spend it however they choose.


 It's a 2" fish with a shelf life of 2 years max, that's why.


 Just because this life isn't important to you and precious in your eyes doesn't mean it isn't to someone else. 



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I'm still trying to figure out how you do surgery on a fish?

Do they have to be in water? If not, how do they breathe?

I'm just wondering how it is done.confuse



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It's sweet that the goldfish was saved.


 Yes, and now it will just die next month because it is time.  But that was money well spent. 


 You forgot your sarcastic emoticon.


 I thought it would be understood. 



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I would never spend this money on a fish because I think it's a waste of my money. I wouldn't criticize someone who did though. It's their money and their decision.

I had a fish a few weeks back that had fin rot. Their fins literally rot away and they eventually die. I spent about $5 on a treatment. When it didn't work, I watched the fish. When it appeared that it was not swimming normally, I knew the end was near. I removed it from the tank, put it in a ziploc bag and it died. It would have taken days more to die of the fin rot. I put it out of its misery - although on fish forums they say you should smash it with a hammer to get it over quickly. I couldn't do that though.

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I had a goldfish live two years. Then it got the ick. I tried treating the ick, but the fish died, anyway.

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I wouldn't spend that much on a dog, either.

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 I would.

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A brick works too.

Just saying.


 Or a bible. 


 Touche!

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Just saying.


 Or a bible. 


 OMG ... I ❤️ this comment. 

 

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I wouldn't spend that much on a dog, either.


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A goldfish is not a human being. I would keep it till it died, then FLUSH. Or, I might splat it with the Bible if necessary.

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How can you tell if a goldfish needs putting down? When it dies, I flush it. I do not have the time or inclination to spend that much time staring at my goldfish to determine if it is in pain.

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A brick works too.

Just saying.


 Or a bible. 


 OMG ... I ❤️ this comment. 

 

All lives are sacred...unless it's a goldfish. 


 What about an angelfish?

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How can you tell if a goldfish needs putting down? When it dies, I flush it. I do not have the time or inclination to spend that much time staring at my goldfish to determine if it is in pain.


Yeah, that also falls under "get a life"!  lol 



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There are some breeds of dogs that are prone to digestive issues...like shih tzus. Rubbing their bellies help with this. I think for $495, I would have tried rubbing the fish's belly first and if that didn't work, flush-a-roo.

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How can you tell if a goldfish needs putting down? When it dies, I flush it. I do not have the time or inclination to spend that much time staring at my goldfish to determine if it is in pain.


 Well, if you own fish, you can see if it is breathing or not. If it's breathing is slow or labored, it's probably in pain. Just like any other living thing. If it is, like mine was, then you should probably do what you would do for any other pet. 

 

I find it ironic that the "all life is sacred" people are scoffing at someone saving a fish, or putting a fish out of its pain. Very telling. 



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How can you tell if a goldfish needs putting down? When it dies, I flush it. I do not have the time or inclination to spend that much time staring at my goldfish to determine if it is in pain.


 Well, if you own fish, you can see if it is breathing or not. If it's breathing is slow or labored, it's probably in pain. Just like any other living thing. If it is, like mine was, then you should probably do what you would do for any other pet. 

 

I find it ironic that the "all life is sacred" people are scoffing at someone saving a fish, or putting a fish out of its pain. Very telling. 


What is so "telling"?  That is ridiculous.   No, there is not the same value in the life of a goldfish as there is a human being.    



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I am sure you would go to the ends of the earth and bankrupt yourself to save your goldfish? Not.

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How can you tell if a goldfish needs putting down? When it dies, I flush it. I do not have the time or inclination to spend that much time staring at my goldfish to determine if it is in pain.


 Well, if you own fish, you can see if it is breathing or not. If it's breathing is slow or labored, it's probably in pain. Just like any other living thing. If it is, like mine was, then you should probably do what you would do for any other pet. 

 

I find it ironic that the "all life is sacred" people are scoffing at someone saving a fish, or putting a fish out of its pain. Very telling. 


 What if the fish had needed to use a handicapped stall?

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I don't think so either LGS. Not even close. I would assess the fish and proceed as I stated that I did. Try a simple cure theN put the fish out of its suffering. 

But if you are arguing that every human life is sacred and deserves to be lived to its fullest no matter what..but then also say that someone who takes 30 seconds to see if a fish is suffering and puts it out of its misery needs to get a life...well...

To me it just doesn't make sense. Human life is sacred. Animal life is to be trashed without a thought?



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How can you tell if a goldfish needs putting down? When it dies, I flush it. I do not have the time or inclination to spend that much time staring at my goldfish to determine if it is in pain.


 Well, if you own fish, you can see if it is breathing or not. If it's breathing is slow or labored, it's probably in pain. Just like any other living thing. If it is, like mine was, then you should probably do what you would do for any other pet. 

 

I find it ironic that the "all life is sacred" people are scoffing at someone saving a fish, or putting a fish out of its pain. Very telling. 


 You are comparing a goldfish to a person? 



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I don't think so either. Not even close.

But if you are arguing that every human life is sacred and deserves to be lived to its fullest no matter what..but then also say that someone who takes 30 seconds to see if a fish is suffering and puts it out of its misery needs to get a life...well...

To me it just doesn't make sense. Human life is sacred. Animal life is to be trashed without a thought?


What utter nonsense. 



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How can you tell if a goldfish needs putting down? When it dies, I flush it. I do not have the time or inclination to spend that much time staring at my goldfish to determine if it is in pain.


 Well, if you own fish, you can see if it is breathing or not. If it's breathing is slow or labored, it's probably in pain. Just like any other living thing. If it is, like mine was, then you should probably do what you would do for any other pet. 

 

I find it ironic that the "all life is sacred" people are scoffing at someone saving a fish, or putting a fish out of its pain. Very telling. 


 You are comparing a goldfish to a person? 


 No. I never compared the two. Not anyplace. Just stated that if a living being is suffering I would do what I could to lessen the suffering. 



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I don't think so either. Not even close.

But if you are arguing that every human life is sacred and deserves to be lived to its fullest no matter what..but then also say that someone who takes 30 seconds to see if a fish is suffering and puts it out of its misery needs to get a life...well...

To me it just doesn't make sense. Human life is sacred. Animal life is to be trashed without a thought?


 I loved my fish very much, but I never noticed their breathing patterns or whether they were in pain.  The ONLY time I noticed a problem was with ick.  And I'm pretty sure I'm on the normal end of that spectrum.  We have fish now,  the kids feed them, I don't even look at them. 



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How can you tell if a goldfish needs putting down? When it dies, I flush it. I do not have the time or inclination to spend that much time staring at my goldfish to determine if it is in pain.


 Well, if you own fish, you can see if it is breathing or not. If it's breathing is slow or labored, it's probably in pain. Just like any other living thing. If it is, like mine was, then you should probably do what you would do for any other pet. 

 

I find it ironic that the "all life is sacred" people are scoffing at someone saving a fish, or putting a fish out of its pain. Very telling. 


 You are comparing a goldfish to a person? 


 No. I never compared the two. Not anyplace. Just stated that if a living being is suffering I would do what I could to lessen the suffering. 


I think you can lessen it's suffering without a $400 vet bill. 



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Dog and cats aren't human. I guess we can lessen their suffering without cost as well when they get sick.

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How can you tell if a goldfish needs putting down? When it dies, I flush it. I do not have the time or inclination to spend that much time staring at my goldfish to determine if it is in pain.


 Well, if you own fish, you can see if it is breathing or not. If it's breathing is slow or labored, it's probably in pain. Just like any other living thing. If it is, like mine was, then you should probably do what you would do for any other pet. 

 

I find it ironic that the "all life is sacred" people are scoffing at someone saving a fish, or putting a fish out of its pain. Very telling. 


 You are comparing a goldfish to a person? 


 No. I never compared the two. Not anyplace. Just stated that if a living being is suffering I would do what I could to lessen the suffering. 


I think you can lessen it's suffering without a $400 vet bill. 


 Which I did. I explained how. It literally took me a glance to see that it was not breathing properly. I didn't spend hours staring at the tank. I walked by, noticed it was suffering, and the entire ordeal took about 5 minutes. 



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Dog and cats aren't human. I guess we can lessen their suffering without cost as well when they get sick.


 I agree and for the millionth time, I am not comparing the life of any pet to a human life. Human life is much different. 

 

i happen to think that if you are going to take the responsibility to own a pet, you should own all aspects of its life. The good the bad and the ugly. You owe it to the pet to ensure it isn't suffering. 



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Dog and cats aren't human. I guess we can lessen their suffering without cost as well when they get sick.


 I don't think you can compare a goldfish to a cat or a dog.  Their lifespan is minimal and they serve no purpose whatsoever except to look pretty in a bowl.



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Dog and cats aren't human. I guess we can lessen their suffering without cost as well when they get sick.


We can.   



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I wouldn't spend $495 on a dog or cat either, unless it was a source of income. I'm sure this shocks and offends some, but that's just how I feel.

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I know of a living being who serves no purpose other than to look good. This being cannot feed itself, clean up it's living space, or take care of any of its own needs. It is totally dependant on humans for survival. It's life expectancy isn't long. Should I spend money to ensure it lives longer? You seem to be saying no. But if this being is a person...then we should?



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I know of a living being who serves no purpose other than to look good. This being cannot feed itself, clean up it's living space, or take care of any of its own needs. It is totally dependant on humans for survival. It's life expectancy isn't long. Should I spend money to ensure it lives longer? You seem to be saying no. But if this being is a person...then we should?


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Dog and cats aren't human. I guess we can lessen their suffering without cost as well when they get sick.


 With a Bible or a brick?

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