http://www.upworthy.com/41-seconds-is-all-you-need-to-learn-how-to-keep-a-choking-baby-from-dying?c=upw1
These talking toys might save a life.
Have you listened to the miscellaneous voices of your miscellaneous items on the floor lately?
Oh yours don't speak? Well these do.
And they have something to admit.
Conveniently enough, they offer four easy steps to make them not murderers.
*phew*
Less murderous miscellaneous items, safer babies, better world.
Pen Cap: Excuse me. Could we have your attention please?
Baby: Babies are choking on innocent looking things like us and we've had enough. I'm a baby that chokes babies, such a tragic irony.
Princess: If your baby is choking, lay them face down on your thigh. Then one gives up to five back blows.
Pen Cap: If that doesn't work, turn them over and give them up to five chest thrusts.
Baby: Until the airway is clear.
Peanut: And if that still doesn't work, call an ambulance.
Pen Cap: Now please, share this film with your human friends. We're just small miscellaneous objects, that's all.
Princess: Speak for yourself, dear. I own a castle.
The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
Always misinterpret when you can.
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