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Ms. Paltrow apparently gets her vagina steam cleaned.  I don't even know what to say about that other than...why?

 



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Steam is water at 212 degrees (f). Water at or above 125 degrees SCALDS.

This is either a lie, a scam or it's followed by a few days in a burn unit.

 



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When it comes to bizarre beauty treatments, Hollywood’s elite are our guinea pigs ready to try it to love it or hate it. And we're ready to follow the herd shortly after, especially when it comes to improving sex life. The popular down under treatment, vaginal steaming, commonly known as v-steam, is an ancient Korean treatment that provides a steam facial for the vagina to release toxins. Although there is no clinical evidence to support the benefits of v-steams, there is a surplus of anecdotal evidence that supports its healing powers, from soothing menstrual cramps to boosting fertility in women, but should we all flock together for this trend?

V-Steam: How does vaginal steaming work?

Detoxifying your vagina is exactly how it sounds: While wearing a big tent from the waist down, the woman squats down without underwear over a steaming pot of water infused with therapeutic herbs like mugwort, basil, calendula, oregano, marshmallow root, wormwood, and rosemary, but the two predominant herbs in the steam bath include mugwort and wormwood. During the process, which should last for about 20 to 45 minutes, the v-steam supposedly dilates the blood vessels, increasing blood circulation, providing oxygen, and relaxing the pelvic floor muscles.

Mugwort, according to the American Cancer Society, helps treat stomach and intestinal disorders, including cramps, but it has also been used for menopausal and menstrual complaints, along with infertility. The herb stimulates the production of hormones in order to maintain uterine health, and protects the uterus from ulcers and tumors.

Wormwood, similar to mugwort, has been used to aid digestive disorders and immune system strength, while regulating a woman’s menstrual cycle and hormones. The herb is also considered to be antimicrobial and a sedative that can detoxify the uterus.

The combination of these herbs accompanied with some steam, cleanses, tones and nourishes the cervix, uterus, and vaginal tissues. However, using any kind of fresh herbs can provide different medicinal properties for women.

V-Steam: The Evidence

While this may seem like voodoo medicine to some of you, v-steam supporters have rallied up to highlight its health benefits. Celebrity twin sisters Tia and Tamara Mowry are among many in Hollywood who have tried the beauty treatment, known in Korean as chai-yok. The Mowry sisters were intrigued by the idea of reviving their lady parts when they heard it can improve your sex life. “It feels like someone is doing this on your vajay-jay,” they said in an episode on Tia&Tamara, holding their hands up to their faces to blow their hot breath onto them.

Celebrities aren’t the only ones to try the trend. Niki Han Schwartz, owner of Tikkun Holistic Spa in Santa Monica, told the Los Angeles Times vaginal steam baths helped her get pregnant at the age of 45 after only five steams, after Schwartz has been trying to conceive for three years. Schwartz and her husband, orthopedic surgeon Charles Schwartz, are set to introduce vaginal steam baths to Southern California women to share the success of their v-steam story.

However, other doctors, like Dr. Camilo Gonima, a practicing obstetrician and gynecologist in San Antonio, Texas, has doubts about the claims vaginal detoxes, or steam baths, claim to fulfill. “Herbal steams could have some relaxing effects and some beneficial superficial effects on the skin, just like a sauna or a facial steam would, he told Medical Daily. “Other than any possible involvement stress might have on these issues, I don't see any basis for any significant effects on fertility or menstrual cycles.”

V-Steam: Should every woman get a vaginal detox?

While there still doesn’t exist scientific evidence to support or deny v-steam claims, can it help when it comes to vaginal cleanliness or health? Since the steam remains external during a v-steam, it does not have any effect on vaginal cleanliness, especially when the vagina is a self-cleaning organ. Gonima believes since the vagina maintains “a healthy environment by maintaining a mix of beneficial bacteria,” v-steams are unnecessary. However, if women have a specific infection and require necessary treatment, he suggests the use of probiotics.

If you choose to do a v-steam or have done it on numerous occasions, Gonima says women can do them as often as they desire, but he does suggest women to proceed with caution. “[I] would emphasize that this should be entirely external, and I'd be cautious about safety to avoid the risk of scalding,” he told Medical Daily.

A detoxing facial for your vagina is mostly harmless, possibly soothing, but is comparable to the effects of aromatherapy, steam baths, and even a relaxing hot shower. Women should be cautious about mishaps with hot water, especially if they intend to do vaginal detoxes within the comfort of their home. One session of v-steam treatments at spas and holistic health centers range from $20 to $75 and typically last anywhere between 30 to 45 minutes. Those who are too shy to visit a spa can purchase a do-it-yourself kit for $150 on EarthDancerWellness.com.

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This is a thing. I read about it a few months ago. It's supposed to aid in fertility, ease menstrual cramps, and other things. It's an ancient korean treatment. I would not do it myself. It's also expensive!

Google v-steam or vaginal steaming. Facinating what people do.

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1. Why is your vajayjay so dirty it needs cleaning out?
2. I can't squat for twenty minutes much less forty five.
3. I'm not sure I want my vajayjay smelling like something named mugwort and wormwood.

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You don't have to squat. The spas have special chairs designed for this.

I'm disturbed that I retained this much information! Lol

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If your vagina needs steam cleaning you need a doctor.



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Yeah, I just can't imagine NEEDING a good steam cleaning down there.

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I mean, it's not like I get up in the morning and say, "Hey, I wonder if I should steam clean the vagina today?"

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When you have tons of money you get silly!

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"Sorry I can't go out tonight, I have to steam my vagina"

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Or how about, "Hey kids, Mommy will be back later. She's going to get her vagina steam cleaned and then get her nails done."

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I guess the steam clean should include a Brazilian wax too....I mean while you are down there......

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I never had a condition down there that a shower couldn't take care of.

Not sure why you would need special herbs and a bamboo chair and all that to get your VJ cleaned. How about a wash cloth and some soap?

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$150 for a do it yourself kit!? I'm going to go boil some water...

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It seems relaxing. I would like it.

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She is just weird.

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$200 to her is probably like a buck to us.

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Does it remove the wrinkles as well?

Is this something you would do after they have their colon cleansed?

Wonder if you could hang a suit over yourself to get the wrinkles out at the same time?



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Does it remove the wrinkles as well?

Is this something you would do after they have their colon cleansed?

Wonder if you could hang a suit over yourself to get the wrinkles out at the same time?


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It just sounds like a spa treatment, I don't see how it is any crazier than most things celebrities do.

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Dona Worry Be Happy wrote:

It just sounds like a spa treatment, I don't see how it is any crazier than most things celebrities do.


Yeah, that was my thought too.

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I think the crazy part is telling people.

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Lawyerlady wrote:

I think the crazy part is telling people.


Apparently she wants all women to have squeaky clean vaginas!

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She is a wacko with a lot of money.

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She is just weird.


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Yeah, the same whack job that came up with "conscious uncoupling"

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Wow! Not getting the hate for her...

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She brags about how easy motherhood is and how she doesn't get why women have a hard time with a family and a career. Yeah, she has a nanny, a cook, a driver, and a housekeeper. She turned a lot of women off...

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We saw this on tv yesterday at lunch & had a good laugh at her expense. She has always been a little out there.

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She brags about how easy motherhood is and how she doesn't get why women have a hard time with a family and a career. Yeah, she has a nanny, a cook, a driver, and a housekeeper. She turned a lot of women off...


 She grew up rich and has never understood being a "normal" person. 



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Ohfour wrote:

She brags about how easy motherhood is and how she doesn't get why women have a hard time with a family and a career. Yeah, she has a nanny, a cook, a driver, and a housekeeper. She turned a lot of women off...


 She grew up rich and has never understood being a "normal" person. 


Lots of people grow up rich. That's not her fault.

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The irony is killing me. <biting my tongue>

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The irony is killing me. <biting my tongue>


 Which bit?  There are so many here.....



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"After you have determined the best herbs to use for your personal health needs and are ready for the vaginal steam, you can boil as little or as much filtered water as you like; typically, women use about 8 cups and then once the water has boiled and has cooled enough where it is no longer boiling, add about 2/3rd of a cup of your fresh and/or dried herbs. Do not add them while the water is still boiling as this can lessen the potency of the herbs. After the herbs have steeped for about 10 minutes, pour half of the contents in a bowl and proceed to squat over it or sit on a vagi-stool (a stool with an opening in it). To maximize the steam, have a large towel or blanket that wraps around your waist, making a tent around the bowl and allowing the steam to go up into the vaginal opening.

To increase the absorption and effects of the herbs, you can do a self-massage on your abdomen using your hands or a vibrator."

 

In other words, make some tea in a big pot, put it under a commode chair and let the vapors rise up to your vulva.

(giggle-snort) This is pretty funny.

 

 

 



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I find this thread amusing as well. 

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I enjoy the thought of someone crouched on that little stool with a towel tent wrapped around them trying to 'massage their abdomen" with a vibrator . . .

TMI, Gwenyth. TMI.

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I enjoy the thought of someone crouched on that little stool with a towel tent wrapped around them trying to 'massage their abdomen" with a vibrator . . .

TMI, Gwenyth. TMI.


And that's not the right place to massage with that dildo. Oops, I mean vibrator. (Did I say that out loud?)

 



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ed11563 wrote:
Tignanello wrote:

I enjoy the thought of someone crouched on that little stool with a towel tent wrapped around them trying to 'massage their abdomen" with a vibrator . . .

TMI, Gwenyth. TMI.


And that's not the right place to massage with that dildo. Oops, I mean vibrator. (Did I say that out loud?)

 


 It's likely an 'internal massage' . . . 



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*shudder*
Just call it what it is.

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I wonder if she has a fishy smell? She might and she's trying to eliminate the smell.  rofl.gif

Gosh, celeb's are such pansies, they will fall for anything. no



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