TOTALLY GEEKED!

A brutal Walmart head butt tossed by a Texas woman has led to assault charges. The head butting, caught on cell phone camera, shows a Jackson-Hewitt employee on the butt-end of a flying header, tossed by a hardheaded customer who was clearly unhappy with the gal’s tax prep services. The video (and the hilarious embellishments) shows what happens when you talk “yo mama” smack – you, quite literally, get your comeuppance beat into your head.

Writes USA Today on Feb. 13: “The assault took place Feb. 7. Cellphone video of the fight shows Jessica Albitz head butt Alice Keener, which set off a brawl between the two women. Police said Keener originally declined to press charges, but an evaluation by a dentist determined that the headbutt knocked two of her front teeth loose.”

The throwdown reared its ugly head earlier this week inside of a Deer Park Walmart. Customer Jessica Albitz claims she and her husband went to the Walmart for some tax assistance, and Alice Keener, who was working at the Jackson Hewitt kiosk, was extremely rude to them. “She started talking trash at my husband,” said Albitz.

Albitz returned solo the following day to shop, and said she heard Keener mumble a profanity in her direction from her cubicle.

“She was very rude to us,” said Albitz. “And she came in in a bad mood, and so she took it out on us.” As she was leaving the store, Albitz said Keener verbally assaulted her. “Her curtain was open and she mumbled under her breath some profound [she likely meant profane] language. I turned around and said something back, and she got out her cubicle and chased me to the entrance,” Albitz said. “She spit in my face, calling my mother a b***h. I’m sorry. I love my family and I’m going to stand up for my people.”

That led to some in your face invectives, a couple yo-mama insults, a “take your poor a** outta here” order, and with some “b***h” references tossed in for good measure, we have the recipe for a harebrained brouhaha.

After administering the headbutt, Albitz gets her own noggin mashed into a display table, and then she’s tossed to the ground, hair first, by Keener, who clearly has the size edge. Albitz though was remorseless, and continued with the white trash talk this week.

“I would do it all over again and harder. I hope I broke her nose,” Albitz told Texas news station KPRC on Tuesday. “I hope she has two black eyes, and I hope she remembers me for the rest of her life.”

The full video shows other shoppers intervened to end the catfight. Keener is heard saying, “You better get her. You better get her. She coming in here messing with me. I’m at work.”

Deer Park police were called, and Keener initially said she did not plan to press charges. That changed when she realized that some of her teeth had been loosened by Albitz’s soaring coconut. The video evidence was turned over to the District Attorney’s office; a Class A assault charge was logged against Albitz. Keener, on the other hand, has been suspended by Jackson Hewitt.

“It’s unjust to charge me with a crime when she came after me,” Albitz said in response to the charges. “If one should be charged, we both should be. I don’t regret what I did. I defended myself and my family.”

Albitz may not regret her actions, but she will have to find a new big box store to shop at. “For the remainder of my life, I am no longer allowed to go to Walmart on Spencer Highway,” she said.

So who was more of the hot head here? Any thoughts on this Walmart head butt caught on video?

This is news? LOL!!

It's Wal-Mart.

flan

We must have the most boring Wal-Marts in the world. Or I am not ever there at the right times.

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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We have some weirdly dressed people at ours. Especially late at night. I once saw a guy dressed as a fairy. No literally, a fairy. In leotards and with wings and a tiara and all. It was July. Don't know what was up with that. But I'm not brave enough to take pictures of people.

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 I'm with you, plus it's one thing to go out in public with various body parts hanging out, but to post it on the web...Just no.

flan

I love the sound effects that were added!!!!!

I just remembered this.

Was there yesterday picking up the kid's Vday gifts and there were two girls there. Both looked to be about 15 or 16, if that, and one was very pregnant. But what got my attention was the bright pink Mickey mouse PJ pants on the other. She was sporting them with a tank top, a zip up hoodie that was falling off her shoulder and the biggest pair of furry boots I have ever seen.

This was about 3 in the afternoon. Is it so had to put on a real pair of pants?