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Ouch!



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Can't see the pics. IE updates last night, must not support the link.

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OK, very painful photo. DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH!!!!!!

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I don't even want to know... lmao

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Open it NJ, you are a nurse, you can cope.

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I DID open it. I was saying I don't even want to know how they managed to DO that. OMG that had to have hurt. And I would NOT have had the courage to tell people what happened. I'll bet beer/alcohol was involved.

I looked at all forty of those pictures. I felt sorry for the horse. I thought the ones with the spilled drinks were funny. I felt bad for the elderly people sliding on the ice.

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Southern_Belle wrote:

OK, very painful photo. DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH!!!!!!

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 Honestly that could have been a LOT worse. He only got the butt, he could have gotten rectum, or worse...



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Mellow Momma wrote:
Southern_Belle wrote:

OK, very painful photo. DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH!!!!!!

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 Honestly that could have been a LOT worse. He only got the butt, he could have gotten rectum, or worse...

 I was thinking the same thing!  We once had a guy who was mopping his bathtub.  The mop slipped and perforated his colon.  You figure it out.



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If I had a dollar for every time something has "slipped" into someone's rectum.... I'd have a lot of dollars!

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Southern_Belle wrote:

If I had a dollar for every time something has "slipped" into someone's rectum.... I'd have a lot of dollars!

 Yep, happened a lot when I worked at the hospital too!



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Who mops the tub?!?!?!

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Who mops the tub?!?!?!

 THINK about it.  no



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Who mops the tub?!?!?!

 THINK about it.  no

 Oh I am sure that was his euphemism for mop sex. But why not just say you were mopping the kitchen floor? 



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Who mops the tub?!?!?!

 THINK about it.  no

 Oh I am sure that was his euphemism for mop sex. But why not just say you were mopping the kitchen floor? 

 Mops are more slippery in the tub?  I don't know!  And just for the record whenever I have mopped the mop never came anywhere near my arse.



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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:

Who mops the tub?!?!?!

 THINK about it.  no

 Oh I am sure that was his euphemism for mop sex. But why not just say you were mopping the kitchen floor? 

 Mops are more slippery in the tub?  I don't know!  And just for the record whenever I have mopped the mop never came anywhere near my arse.

Probably because you were using it as a MOP, not a dildo.



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Those were very ouch inducing, indeed.

I thought the ones with ripple effect of impact, like the one with the guy getting slapped in the stomach, were especially interesting.

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