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1.  If your jeggings are so tight a pimple on your butt is visible they're too tight.

2.  If your fat rolls are rolling out of the jeggings they're too tight.

3.  Zebra striped leggings complete with a camel toe is just wrong.  Mixing species shouldn't happen.

4.  What is this new fashion with boots?  I realize I don't live in the fashion mecca of the world but I've seen people EVERYWHERE wearing boots and underneath they're wearing either knee high socks or some kind of knee high tights or stockings.  They tuck their pants into the tights and then make sure there's about six inches of tights sticking up over the boots.  It's garish.



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I don't get fashion. I stick to the basics. Can't go wrong there.

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I saw a lady that belonged on POW but I was afraid to take the shot

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I wouldn't have the courage to do it either.

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What is "POW"? Prisoner of War???

 



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People Of Wal-Mart.

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What is "POW"? Prisoner of War???

 


 I didn't know either, Ed.  smile  I thought they were talking about a tv show or something!



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Lol. Check out the website some time.

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Lol. Check out the website some time.


You'll laugh & then feel icky...though I suspect some of the more outrageous ones are actually proud of the way they look.

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The best thing anybody can do is learn how to dress for their body type and not be a slave to trends. Finding clothes that fit are comfortable and flattering isn't always easy and once you get there it's amazing.

My general rule is basic and classic for pants, shoes, tops and then add in something fun with accessories, purses or other layering pieces.

I feel bad for walking fashion nightmares.

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The best thing anybody can do is learn how to dress for their body type and not be a slave to trends. Finding clothes that fit are comfortable and flattering isn't always easy and once you get there it's amazing.

My general rule is basic and classic for pants, shoes, tops and then add in something fun with accessories, purses or other layering pieces.

I feel bad for walking fashion nightmares.


 Amen! Learning to dress for you body type and also your age is the best thing you can do. Also, find a tailor. I bought a Calvin Klein suit for $40 at Nordstroms on sale and spent another $40 getting it tailored. Some may think that's ridiculous, but it makes all the difference in the world. Get things tailored to fit your body - taken in, let out, hemmed, etc. makes it look way better and you will feel better wearing it. 

 

 



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And people need to look at their backside when trying on clothes! And sit down in the dressing room too.

I don't care if you are super skinny or nice and round. If those pants are not comfortable sitting you are screwed!



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4. What is this new fashion with boots? I realize I don't live in the fashion mecca of the world but I've seen people EVERYWHERE wearing boots and underneath they're wearing either knee high socks or some kind of knee high tights or stockings. They tuck their pants into the tights and then make sure there's about six inches of tights sticking up over the boots. It's garish.
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My niece had on the cutest almost combat boots with about 2" of sock peaking out above them over her leggings. It looked really cute. BUT, she is 15 yo with a really cute little figure. I'm sure the look doesn't translate well to older fat people. Or tights.

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Mellow Momma wrote:
Bonny22Pye wrote:

The best thing anybody can do is learn how to dress for their body type and not be a slave to trends. Finding clothes that fit are comfortable and flattering isn't always easy and once you get there it's amazing.

My general rule is basic and classic for pants, shoes, tops and then add in something fun with accessories, purses or other layering pieces.

I feel bad for walking fashion nightmares.


 Amen! Learning to dress for you body type and also your age is the best thing you can do. Also, find a tailor. I bought a Calvin Klein suit for $40 at Nordstroms on sale and spent another $40 getting it tailored. Some may think that's ridiculous, but it makes all the difference in the world. Get things tailored to fit your body - taken in, let out, hemmed, etc. makes it look way better and you will feel better wearing it. 

 

 


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Bonny22Pye wrote:

And people need to look at their backside when trying on clothes! And sit down in the dressing room too.

I don't care if you are super skinny or nice and round. If those pants are not comfortable sitting you are screwed!


 When DD's try on dresses I always tell them to sit down. People don't think of that, but it's so important. Especially for a prom dress.  They spend a lot of time sitting in the limo, sitting at the table at dinner...if it isn't comfortable sitting down, it isn't comfortable period. 



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Wow. Some of you are harsh! As a fat old woman, I choose to dress for my comfort and apparently a side benefit is the amusement of others. I wear yoGa pants in public, my soa sweats to the grocery and I have worn tight legged jeans tucked into my combat boots. Enjoy the show!

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Mellow Momma wrote:
Bonny22Pye wrote:

And people need to look at their backside when trying on clothes! And sit down in the dressing room too.

I don't care if you are super skinny or nice and round. If those pants are not comfortable sitting you are screwed!


 When DD's try on dresses I always tell them to sit down. People don't think of that, but it's so important. Especially for a prom dress.  They spend a lot of time sitting in the limo, sitting at the table at dinner...if it isn't comfortable sitting down, it isn't comfortable period. 


 Yes.  I wish the young ladies at church would do this.  So many of them are wearing skirts that make them uncomfortable enough to constantly tug them down while sitting.  If you have to constantly tug - it's too short.  The worst part is all the girls sit in the first row with no pews to cover in front of them.  Since I'm in the choir loft, I just watch them tugging.



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I got two velor track suit things for Chirstmas. I am not the velor type. But those things are extremely comfortable.

So I am the static monster when I wear them.

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Wow. Some of you are harsh! As a fat old woman, I choose to dress for my comfort and apparently a side benefit is the amusement of others. I wear yoGa pants in public, my soa sweats to the grocery and I have worn tight legged jeans tucked into my combat boots. Enjoy the show!


 Excuse me, but if you're younger than I am (which you are), then you're sadly mistaken.  I can't speak to the rest but you are NOT old, and I'd be proud to go shopping with you any time.  biggrin



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I am dressed up all week. Saturday & Sunday? Adidas sweats.

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I wear dresses to work, shorts & tops to go shopping, and comfy things at home (usually a sleep shirt).

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I am sitting her in cashmink & heels. As I limp around.

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Since I am at the office its cute flats, dark grey jeans, black top and a lovely red & black scarf.

Weekends - yoga pants and tanks for chasing the little guy around the park.



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I live in yoga pants and tank tops. I'm home all day. I do put jeans on and throw a real shirt over the tank top when I leave the house.

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I wear yoga pants or sweats around the house. But I dress before I leave the door.

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I try to look decent. Right now I have on a turquoise shirt and some faded jeans. I will slip on my sneakers when I go get the boys.

I buy clothes that are easy to get on and off but I try my best to get things that look nice.

I have dress pants and nice blouses for church and nicer things.



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For non-court work days, I'm usually in dress pants and a sweater or a dress. For court days, it's a suit, of course. Fridays I can wear jeans/khakis if I don't have court or similar. On the weekends, I'm all about comfort and yoga pants.

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We're lucky at work - jeans are ok every day as long as they're neat. 



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We just had a conversation in the locker room today. Yoga pants that come with the little cotton panel in the crotch. Panties or commando?

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I'm lucky that I can wear jeans everyday. I now have a lot of nice tops that finally fit, so I can dress nicer than big sweatshirts/t-shirts.

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I had on the worst scrubs today. We get them from an automated dispenser so we don't get to pick. I have to put in my name and p.w. to get them. These scrubs were clearly brand new and hadn't been laundered. They were stiff and wrinkly and huge!

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 But the pubes get yanked.  OUCH!



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"But the pubes get yanked. OUCH!" - I know what to do_sometimes

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but underwear can yank pubes. Plus, what if pubes are non-present?

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I do agree with Nobody Just Nobody's #4 though. I don't understand the infatuation with socks and other short accessories coming out of boots.

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"But the pubes get yanked. OUCH!" - I know what to do_sometimes

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but underwear can yank pubes. Plus, what if pubes are non-present?


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I was thinking more along the lines of them not being there due to grooming, but you raise a valid point as well. ;)

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I was thinking more along the lines of them not being there due to grooming, but you raise a valid point as well. ;)


You just, haven't lived long enough.

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
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Commando.


 But the pubes get yanked.  OUCH!


There is a simple solution...

evileye

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flan327 wrote:
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Commando.


 But the pubes get yanked.  OUCH!


There is a simple solution...

evileye

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 Trim ladies, trim. No one likes lap broccoli 



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Bonny22Pye wrote:
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Commando.


 But the pubes get yanked.  OUCH!


There is a simple solution...

evileye

flan 


 Trim ladies, trim. No one likes lap broccoli 


 Aaaaand...

flan just learned a new word!

Is that a hip LA term, Bonny?

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Lap broccoli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Crying, laughing.

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Commando.

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If you haven't tried it...don't knock it.

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flan327 wrote:
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Commando.


 But the pubes get yanked.  OUCH!


There is a simple solution...

evileye

flan 


 Trim ladies, trim. No one likes lap broccoli 


 Aaaaand...

flan just learned a new word!

Is that a hip LA term, Bonny?

flan


 I actually don't know where I picked that up, but I think it's a great term that aptly describes some situations.



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I'm lucky that I can wear jeans everyday. I now have a lot of nice tops that finally fit, so I can dress nicer than big sweatshirts/t-shirts.


 That made me smile - after everything you've been through... it's all good. smile



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Lap Broccoli?

I used to like broccoli (the edible green kind, that one finds in the produce or freezer department). I don't think I can look at it the same way anymore.

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Commando.


If you haven't tried it...don't knock it.

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 Who's knocking it?  I invented it.



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FNW wrote:
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Commando.


If you haven't tried it...don't knock it.

flan 


 Who's knocking it?  I invented it.


B1tch, please....

flan 



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