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A problem clearly stated is a problem half solved.



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He who chases two rabbits, catches neither.

I repeat this to myself when I find myself multi-tasking too much.



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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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He who lives in glass house, should get dressed in the basement.

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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.



My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

 



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Your charm and lovely ways enchant those around you.
I actually got that one once.

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You only have one life so live it!

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You need to work hard to be "lucky"



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Dona Worry Be Happy wrote:

Your charm and lovely ways enchant those around you.
I actually got that one once.


Clearly this is true. 



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some days it is not worth chewing thru the restraints

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aergia wrote:

some days it is not worth chewing thru the restraints


 LOL !!!

 



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Success is rarely created unless you're having fun at it.



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Take advantage of your great imagination. It will serve you well.



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Good things may come to those who wait but only things leftover by those who hustle.

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Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.

 



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A part of us remains wherever we have been.



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On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

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For almost every fortune cookie, they work much better when you add "in bed" to the end.

Success is rarely created unless you're having fun at it....in bed.

Take advantage of your great imagination. It will serve you well....in bed.

Good things may come to those who wait but only things leftover by those who hustle...in bed.

A part of us remains wherever we have been....in bed.

Your charm and lovely ways enchant those around you....in bed.

You need to work hard to be "lucky"....in bed.









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I've seen the 'in bed' thing with 'between the sheets' - same idea.

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Lawyerlady wrote:

For almost every fortune cookie, they work much better when you add "in bed" to the end.

Success is rarely created unless you're having fun at it....in bed.

Take advantage of your great imagination. It will serve you well....in bed.

Good things may come to those who wait but only things leftover by those who hustle...in bed.

A part of us remains wherever we have been....in bed.

Your charm and lovely ways enchant those around you....in bed.

You need to work hard to be "lucky"....in bed.



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