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DEAR AMY: I walked into the bathroom at 5 a.m. today to find my husband standing in the dark, urinating into the bathroom sink. He said he was "in a hurry." The toilet was right behind him. He acts like it's no big deal. I've dropped my pills in the sink and retrieved them; I wash my face in there, etc. Now I don't even want to use the sink. What can I say to him or what can I do to make him stop?

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DEAR REVOLTED: Does your husband need to see the urologist or a neurologist? Does he have a sleep disorder, so he isn't fully awake when he is doing this? Does your bathroom need a night light? Urinating in the sink seems needlessly complicated (especially if the bathtub is nearby).

For the sake of argument, let's say that your husband is a normally functioning and healthy guy who is just in "too much of a hurry" or simply too lazy to turn around and use the toilet. You might be able to retrain him (and protect some of the cleanliness of the sink) by stretching a barrier of plastic wrap tight across the sink before you go to bed. He should catch on soon

 



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What a gross ass

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If she covers the sink with plastic wrap, she will wind up having to clean it up.



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Why do you guys think this is ok ED? It is simply gross.

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I cannot imagine in my wildest dreams doing this. Really gross.

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Divorce him.

Ok. Kidding. Kind of. But that's disgusting. I think I would resent having to potty train a grown man.

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NAOW wrote:

Divorce him.

Ok. Kidding. Kind of. But that's disgusting. I think I would resent having to potty train a grown man.

 Yeah, pretty much.  I'd have to seriously rethink my decision if my DH did that.



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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

Why do you guys think this is ok ED? It is simply gross.

I did NOT say that. 

But I HAVE rinsed babies' diapers in the bathroom sink. (And then washed the sink).

Anyone who's raised babies knows that pee doesn't hurt you.

 

 



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karl271 wrote:

I cannot imagine in my wildest dreams doing this. Really gross.

A fraternity brother who lived in the EXPENSIVE dorm, with a private room and his own bathroom, told me once that he found himself doing that one night when he was a bit drunk. 

 

He was pretty tall, the height of the sink from the floor worked for him.

 



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Ed, on that same theme, I have heard that some college students send a "golden shower" out of the window of their dorm..... Oh, to be young again.

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I'm having a hard time believing he could actually reach the sink. The logistics don't make sense. I'm calling troll.

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FNW wrote:

I'm having a hard time believing he could actually reach the sink. The logistics don't make sense. I'm calling troll.

I'm not considered "tall" and even I could reach the sink. 

It's much easier for a guy than for a girl.



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I know of at least 3 guys who do this on a regular basis (NOT husband, thank goodness). It's gross.
They aren't the sort to wash sinks either.
It is just a selfish bad habit.

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I think that'd be one thing I'd go off on him about. I mean a total, all out b fest on him. Thays nothing but lazy nastiness.

There isn't an excuse for it at all.

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Tangerine wrote:

I know of at least 3 guys who do this on a regular basis (NOT husband, thank goodness). It's gross.
They aren't the sort to wash sinks either.
It is just a selfish bad habit.

I can't picture any guy doing this deliberately, when there is a toilet right there. At least, not while awake and sober. 

 

 



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All the counters in my house are "comfort height" which means they are higher than your standard counter/sink to keep from having to back problems. It would take acrobatics or being built like John Holmes to pee in our sinks.

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FNW wrote:

All the counters in my house are "comfort height" which means they are higher than your standard counter/sink to keep from having to back problems. It would take acrobatics or being built like John Holmes to pee in our sinks.

Okay, you talked me out of it. I won't pee in YOUR sinks. cry



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I'm with Lily - I'd throw a fit to end all fits. That is disgusting.

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For guys, it's not just urination, it's sport (target).

When DS was all of 3, it wasn't in the sink, but I did catch him standing on the sink vanity trying to hit the toilet that was next to it.

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I'd make sure to be using that sink to cook for him...lol

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Wasn't there some kind of hidden camera sting going on sometime back where they caught a plumber peeing in a customer's kitchen sink?

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I've been told guys do this in the restrooms at the Patriots game, because they don't feel like waiting in line. I imagine probably at other stadiums too.

Grody to the max.



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I am tall enough that I physically could do this, but I cannot imagine any situation (even being drunk) where I would think it was acceptable to do!

That is disgusting. Ugh.

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