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Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Sex on the Beach : Couple Face 15 Years of Jail

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

MAY 5--A jury yesterday found a Florida couple guilty of having sex on a beach in front of numerous tourists, a conviction that requires them to register as sex offenders and will likely result in a lengthy prison term for the male half of the randy duo.

After deliberating only 15 minutes, the panel convicted Elissa Alvarez, 20, and Jose Caballero, 40, of two counts of lewd and lascivious behavior in connection with the sandy romp last July on Bradenton Beach.

Following the verdict, Alvarez and Caballero (pictured above) were taken into custody in advance of sentencing on the felony counts.

Since Alvarez has no prior arrests, she faces significantly less time than Caballero, a convicted felon who spent about eight years in prison for cocaine trafficking. Since he was arrested on a felony charge less than three years after his 2013 release from custody, Caballero is facing a maximum 15-year sentence for the lewd and lascivious behavior charges.

In late-March, Alvarez’s lawyer filed a severance motion arguing that “the unsavory taint” of Caballero’s extensive criminal record would “negatively impact” his client. That motion, however, was denied by a Circuit Court judge.

At trial, several witnesses testified to watching Alvarez (left) and Caballero having sex on the beach. Additionally, jurors viewed video shot by a onlooker showing Alvarez grinding atop Caballero, who was lying on a sheet.

As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, witness Emily Hall told cops that Alvarez and Caballero initially began fondling each other and “then started to have intercourse on the beach.” Hall said that she was “very upset because her 4 year old daughter witnessed the couple having sex.” An investigator noted that six other beachgoers filled out complaint affidavits describing the illicit tryst. (3 pages)
www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/couple-convicted-for-beach-sex-890642

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

15 Years?

ed11563 · Guru

It seems that they wanted to be seen.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Maybe they were just in the moment. Or, had too much to drink. And, yeah, fining them would be appropriate, etc. but 15 YEARS? Seems a bit excessive.

NAOW · Vette's SS

It's not like they thought they were hidden, they knew people were right there watching them.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

I know. And, it was stupid. Yeah, we don't want people doing this in full view, but are they really a danger to society?

NAOW · Vette's SS

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
I know. And, it was stupid. Yeah, we don't want people doing this in full view, but are they really a danger to society?

I don't know.. if you are that stupid you just might be!

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

What about the person filming it? Should they be charged with filming porn? Obviously, they weren't all too disgusted to walk away and stop watching.

Tinydancer · Guru

This thread is just making me giggle...lol

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

I can see having s*x on the beach after the beach closes, but not when others are around, especially children. They are exhibitionists and yeah, sex offenders. They get off by knowing others are watching.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

No, most likely they were just two stupid drunks. Is it really worthy of 15 yrs? Is some kid damaged for life to see that? I doubt it.

ed11563 · Guru

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
What about the person filming it? Should they be charged with filming porn? Obviously, they weren't all too disgusted to walk away and stop watching.

I don't think it's illegal to film porn. Unless there is a child involved.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
No, most likely they were just two stupid drunks. Is it really worthy of 15 yrs? Is some kid damaged for life to see that? I doubt it.

He is 40, he knows better.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

Nasty.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

I am not saying it is right. I am saying that 15 yrs seems excessive.

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

It's not worth it. Sand gets everywhere. I mean every where.

I can see 15 months. But not 15 years.

NAOW · Vette's SS

He's facing a max of 15, only because of his recent prior convictions. It says she is facing 'significantly' less time.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
No, most likely they were just two stupid drunks. Is it really worthy of 15 yrs? Is some kid damaged for life to see that? I doubt it.
He is 40, he knows better.

And was in prison for 8 years on cocaine charges. So maybe he's too dumb to know better. If so he is better off in prison or jail and away from people he can drag into his life of poor choices.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

And she's young enough to be his daughter.

WYSIWYG · Guru

Too much possibility of sand getting in places sand doesn't have any right or need to get into, but my thoughts on this aside, 15 years? That's a bit excessive for something those kids will, themselves, be doing in less that 15 years.

Vette · Owl drink to that!

Am I the only one who wants to see the video? :p

ed11563 · Guru

WYSIWYG wrote:
Too much possibility of sand getting in places sand doesn't have any right or need to get into, but my thoughts on this aside, 15 years? That's a bit excessive for something those kids will, themselves, be doing in less that 15 years.

If you do it on a blanket when or where there's no wind, then sand won't be flying around to get into sensitive places.

Maybe in the dunes, out of sight of passers-by.

ed11563 · Guru

VetteGirl wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to see the video? :p

There are plenty of videos of couples doing in on beaches. Did you check you-tube?

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

ed11563 wrote:
WYSIWYG wrote:
Too much possibility of sand getting in places sand doesn't have any right or need to get into, but my thoughts on this aside, 15 years? That's a bit excessive for something those kids will, themselves, be doing in less that 15 years.
If you do it on a blanket when or where there's no wind, then sand won't be flying around to get into sensitive places.
Maybe in the dunes, out of sight of passers-by.

No. Doesn't stop.the sand from invading.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
No, most likely they were just two stupid drunks. Is it really worthy of 15 yrs? Is some kid damaged for life to see that? I doubt it.
He is 40, he knows better.

And, we all know that when it comes to sex, men are known to make good choices. wink

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
I know. And, it was stupid. Yeah, we don't want people doing this in full view, but are they really a danger to society?

He's only getting 15 years because of a prior felony. Committing additional criminal acts gets you longer sentences.

And yes, this was bad. If it was some guy jerking off in front of your kid, it would be all "PERVERT! Put him away!" This isn't any different.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I've never had sex on a beach.

flan

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

I have.
Sex on the Beach
****tail
Main alcohol: Vodka
Ingredients: 1 1/3 oz Vodka, 1 1/3 oz Cranberry juice, 2/3 oz Peach schnapps, 1 1/3 oz Orange juice
Preparation: Build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with orange slice.

It's good.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

lilyofcourse wrote:
I have.
Sex on the Beach
****tail
Main alcohol: Vodka
Ingredients: 1 1/3 oz Vodka, 1 1/3 oz Cranberry juice, 2/3 oz Peach schnapps, 1 1/3 oz Orange juice
Preparation: Build all ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Garnish with orange slice.

It's good.

Oh, that DOES sound good!

flan

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Yeah but don't expect to get a good buzz with it. Drank it till I sloshed one time. No buzz.

Even lost a good buzz with it once.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

lilyofcourse wrote:
Yeah but don't expect to get a good buzz with it. Drank it till I sloshed one time. No buzz.

Even lost a good buzz with it once.

Wonder why, Lily?

flan

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

I don't know. I mean I was a vodka drinker for sure. Had a high tolerance for the stuff. Maybe that's why.

FNW · Guru

I think the punishment fit the crime. Those children can't unsee what they saw.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

lilyofcourse wrote:
I don't know. I mean I was a vodka drinker for sure. Had a high tolerance for the stuff. Maybe that's why.

If I'm drinking hard liquor, vodka is my preference as well.

flan

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
I don't know. I mean I was a vodka drinker for sure. Had a high tolerance for the stuff. Maybe that's why.

If I'm drinking hard liquor, vodka is my preference as well.
flan

Vodka, gin, scotch. Whatever I had.

Never was a beer drinker though. Never liked it.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

lilyofcourse wrote:
flan327 wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
I don't know. I mean I was a vodka drinker for sure. Had a high tolerance for the stuff. Maybe that's why.

If I'm drinking hard liquor, vodka is my preference as well.
flan
Vodka, gin, scotch. Whatever I had.
Never was a beer drinker though. Never liked it.

Gin smells like medicine.

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

FNW wrote:
I think the punishment fit the crime. Those children can't unsee what they saw.

Yep. They purposely had sex in public in front of children. They are sex offenders.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

They are just stupid dumb arses.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

They are beyond dumb. Yeah, 15 years is a lot but you can't really legislate stupidity. They'll be in trouble again before long.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

We don't punish people for what they might do again. Yeah, it was stupid. But 15 years is ridiculous. I don't think we need to be filling up the jail cells for nonsense.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Lawyerlady wrote:
FNW wrote:
I think the punishment fit the crime. Those children can't unsee what they saw.
Yep. They purposely had sex in public in front of children. They are sex offenders.

But, you didn't mind the Old man getting it off in the home with a mere curtain where children could have possibly walked in.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
We don't punish people for what they might do again. Yeah, it was stupid. But 15 years is ridiculous. I don't think we need to be filling up the jail cells for nonsense.

Hey, I didn't say punish them for what they might do. If they let them out they'll be their own worst enemy and end up right back in there. I have no doubt about that. So I don't care either way. But I do think at 40 you should have a little more sense.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
FNW wrote:
I think the punishment fit the crime. Those children can't unsee what they saw.
Yep. They purposely had sex in public in front of children. They are sex offenders.
But, you didn't mind the Old man getting it off in the home with a mere curtain where children could have possibly walked in.

I you.

flan

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Well, I would think a grown man who grew up to become President would have enough sense to not get a blow job in the White House, but apparently, they don't!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Well, I would think a grown man who grew up to become President would have enough sense to not get a blow job in the White House, but apparently, they don't!

Or at least have her take off her blue dress!

evileye

flan

ed11563 · Guru

lilyofcourse wrote:
ed11563 wrote:
WYSIWYG wrote:
Too much possibility of sand getting in places sand doesn't have any right or need to get into, but my thoughts on this aside, 15 years? That's a bit excessive for something those kids will, themselves, be doing in less that 15 years.
If you do it on a blanket when or where there's no wind, then sand won't be flying around to get into sensitive places.
Maybe in the dunes, out of sight of passers-by.

No. Doesn't stop.the sand from invading.

Maybe you were out in the wind longer than I was. wink

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

flan327 wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Well, I would think a grown man who grew up to become President would have enough sense to not get a blow job in the White House, but apparently, they don't!
Or at least have her take off her blue dress!
flan

Any decent mistress would have washed the thing.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
FNW wrote:
I think the punishment fit the crime. Those children can't unsee what they saw.
Yep. They purposely had sex in public in front of children. They are sex offenders.
But, you didn't mind the Old man getting it off in the home with a mere curtain where children could have possibly walked in.

"In the home" being the key difference. HIS home. Children shouldn't just be walking in to someone else's home.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

It wasn't his home.

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Assistant State Attorney Anthony Dafonseca said: "It takes a certain kind of person to do that in front of children only feet away"