TOTALLY GEEKED!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

FWM's son is getting married...

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

They better send a link to their registry!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Oh and it should include a gofundme account for the wedding and honeymoon.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Yes, they need to ask us for money so we can talk about them. And definitely NOT send thank you notes.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Oh and it should include a gofundme account for the wedding and honeymoon.

Well, OF COURSE!!!!

And I will provide a list of my dietary restrictions...

flan

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Yes, they need to ask us for money so we can talk about them. And definitely NOT send thank you notes.

Heck, I won't even RSVP. I'll just show up.

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

flan has really got this wedding thing down!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I'm going to RSVP and ask if I can bring five guests.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
flan has really got this wedding thing down!

I try, NJN!

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Doing great flan!

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I demand an open bar!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

flan327 wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Yes, they need to ask us for money so we can talk about them. And definitely NOT send thank you notes.
Heck, I won't even RSVP. I'll just show up.
flan

and bring a screaming baby with you and keep the sound on your phone on LOUD.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Southern_Belle wrote:
I demand an open bar!

Well hell ya or I will bring my own bottle AND NOT SHARE!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Southern_Belle wrote:
I demand an open bar!

And NOT the cheap stuff!

furious

flan

Blankie · Guru

And if any of your invited guests drink too much and get obnoxious, we will SPORK them.

Actually FWM, you'd better have some mega huge titanium sporks available to shoo all us Geek crashers out of there.

Sounds like you will need them. biggrin

jlbear71 · Guru

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to RSVP and ask if I can bring five guests.

You're asking? I just planned on letting all my friends and family know where to show up for free food and booze. They better not have a cash bar.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I can only attend if it's on a certain time on a certain day at a certain place.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Southern_Belle wrote:
I can only attend if it's on a certain time on a certain day at a certain place.

I can't...so choose another day and time.

flan

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I refuse to sit at Flan's table. She is rude for expecting me to change my plans to accommodate her.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Southern_Belle wrote:
I refuse to sit at Flan's table. She is rude for expecting me to change my plans to accommodate her.

You will sit at my table AND LIKE IT!

flan

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Darn it! You guys took all the good faux pas. I will have to be the one to behave while silently judging you and taking stock of all your rudeness.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Darn it! You guys took all the good faux pas. I will have to be the one to behave while silently judging you and taking stock of all your rudeness.

And starting a thread about our rudeness!

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

MM, you can be the fashion police.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I'm going to wear white. Also, I'm going to make sure I bring a breast feeding guest.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I can think of more faux pas!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

You also need to add a little footnote to the RSVP cards that says something like this: This wedding is costing us $75 per person. Please bring a gift equal to or above that amount so we don't lose any money on this.

NAOW · Vette's SS

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to wear white. Also, I'm going to make sure I bring a breast feeding guest.

I can be the be the breastfeeding (no cover) guest and will bring my baby- who I will make sure is over tired, cranky, and super hungry, so hopefully she will scream her loudest.

I also will live tweet all my negative thoughts and opinions on the wedding.

And I will take the mic from the DJ to give a super long and inappropriate speech to the bride and groom, while simultaneously trying to advertise/sell products from my direct sales home business.

Blankie · Guru

Southern_Belle wrote:
I can only attend if it's on a certain time on a certain day at a certain place.

Me too. And of course we expect that the bride and groom will pay for all our airfare, correct?

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

NAOW wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to wear white. Also, I'm going to make sure I bring a breast feeding guest.
I can be the be the breastfeeding (no cover) guest and will bring my baby- who I will make sure is over tired, cranky, and super hungry, so hopefully she will scream her loudest.
I also will live tweet all my negative thoughts and opinions on the wedding.
And I will take the mic from the DJ to give a super long and inappropriate speech to the bride and groom, while simultaneously trying to advertise/sell products from my direct sales home business.

You will be PERFECT!!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I hope this is a destination wedding because you know we all just LOVE those.

Also, I want to sit at the head table since I am the BFF of the MOG and fMIL (Mother of the Groom and future Mother in Law). In fact, I insist on having that printed up on a button to wear at all the occasions so that everyone will know how important I am!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
NAOW wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to wear white. Also, I'm going to make sure I bring a breast feeding guest.
I can be the be the breastfeeding (no cover) guest and will bring my baby- who I will make sure is over tired, cranky, and super hungry, so hopefully she will scream her loudest.
I also will live tweet all my negative thoughts and opinions on the wedding.
And I will take the mic from the DJ to give a super long and inappropriate speech to the bride and groom, while simultaneously trying to advertise/sell products from my direct sales home business.
You will be PERFECT!!

I had no idea NAOW could be so devious...She looks so sweet!

flan

Blankie · Guru

I will be singing at the wedding ceremony. In my exceedingly high soprano voice. And perhaps I'll play along with my plinky guitar with the broken string.

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Southern_Belle wrote:
MM, you can be the fashion police.

You SO know me. I am already writing tickets...

Blankie · Guru

FWM must be thrilled about all of this. She's speechless with excitement!

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to RSVP and ask if I can bring five guests.

Hah! I'm NOT going to RSVP and still bring 5 guests.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Lawyerlady wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to RSVP and ask if I can bring five guests.
Hah! I'm NOT going to RSVP and still bring 5 guests.

Well, two of the guests I'M bringing will be DN and Sparkly who will announce their engagement over the mic right as the bride and groom enter the dance floor to have their first dance.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to RSVP and ask if I can bring five guests.
Hah! I'm NOT going to RSVP and still bring 5 guests.
Well, two of the guests I'M bringing will be DN and Sparkly who will announce their engagement over the mic right as the bride and groom enter the dance floor to have their first dance.

Nice. Now we just need a volunteer to get pregnant and give birth at the reception.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I'm just warning you all. I'll probably get sloppy drunk and make a pass at the bride.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Blankie wrote:
I will be singing at the wedding ceremony. In my exceedingly high soprano voice. And perhaps I'll play along with my plinky guitar with the broken string.

I will so take the mic from the DJ and belt out some Janis Joplin, while wearing my white wedding dress looking outfit.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Lawyerlady wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to RSVP and ask if I can bring five guests.
Hah! I'm NOT going to RSVP and still bring 5 guests.
Well, two of the guests I'M bringing will be DN and Sparkly who will announce their engagement over the mic right as the bride and groom enter the dance floor to have their first dance.
Nice. Now we just need a volunteer to get pregnant and give birth at the reception.

to all of this

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Who is not wearing heels? You get a ticket.

Who ate their salad with the wrong fork? Ticket

Who passed the salt to the left? Ticket

Everyone gets a ticket !!!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

You can write my ticket now because I won't be wearing heels.

NAOW · Vette's SS

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to RSVP and ask if I can bring five guests.
Hah! I'm NOT going to RSVP and still bring 5 guests.
Well, two of the guests I'M bringing will be DN and Sparkly who will announce their engagement over the mic right as the bride and groom enter the dance floor to have their first dance.

No, no, no. Sparkly needs to actually propose right then!!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

NAOW wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I'm going to RSVP and ask if I can bring five guests.
Hah! I'm NOT going to RSVP and still bring 5 guests.
Well, two of the guests I'M bringing will be DN and Sparkly who will announce their engagement over the mic right as the bride and groom enter the dance floor to have their first dance.
No, no, no. Sparkly needs to actually propose right then!!

We will work on timing!

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
You can write my ticket now because I won't be wearing heels.

Done. And all you b!tches wearing white are getting one too! Unless it's after Labor Day, in which case you are getting two!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
You can write my ticket now because I won't be wearing heels.
Done. And all you b!tches wearing white are getting one too! Unless it's after Labor Day, in which case you are getting two!

Write my second one out!

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
You can write my ticket now because I won't be wearing heels.
Done. And all you b!tches wearing white are getting one too! Unless it's after Labor Day, in which case you are getting two!
Write my second one out!

Done!! Lol.

chef · Guru

I will take the last everything bagel and will require a bucket of ranch dressing to dunk it in. I will also be bringing tater tops to put on the tables as party favors.

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

I volunteer to gift the bride with an etiquette book and a pile of thank you cards! I may highlight important passages . . .

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

chef wrote:
I will take the last everything bagel and will require a bucket of ranch dressing to dunk it in. I will also be bringing tater tops to put on the tables as party favors.

You must complain loudly and in earshot of the groom's parents about how horrible the food is.