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http://www.xojane.com/fun/the-first-sign-of-the-bedazzled-armpit-hair-extensions-trend-has-surfaced

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Perusing the glorious cotton candy colored armpits of Tumblr, we found the first sign ever of abrand new armpit look.

You’ve already heard about women dying their armpit hair, but if you’re as serious about your rainbow pits as this French trendsetter, celebrating that we are human women takes effort and accessories.

Because some men tend to view women who don’t annihilate body hair as mean, lazy criminals, this is a powerful statement that communicates strength, whimsy, and it’s also a sign that this woman might be a princess. Unfortunately, it looks like it might be uncomfortable. As you see, it’s dyed not one, but two bright colors, it’s decorated with stick-ons, which might get itchy, and dangling with shiny extensions the color of sunshine and lilac fields. It calls to mind the tail of a magical pony. Maybe you thought throwing out your razors would be a feminist statement that would save you grooming time, but this beginning of a trend proves otherwise.

Waving your arms around like you just don’t care just got even more involved.



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You know, I never have been very fashion trendy. So, which geek is going to try this first? flan? Come on, we know you like living dangerously.

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First there was bedazzling your clothes.

Then there was bedazzling your genitals.

Now there's bedazzling your armpits?

I think I'm afraid of what's next.

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Well, haven't we covered it all? Pun intended.

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Oh. Ew.

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Not really interested in seeing ANYONE'S arm pit hair - male or female; bedazzled or not.... Hopefully this trend will die a sudden and well deserved death.

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Now you all know you're tempted. Admit it! Come on!

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I'll bedazzle my armpit hair if someone pays me. Say ... $20 per jewel.

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Hahahaha. There you go. Like a walkathon but a jewelathon.

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Yes!

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I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread.

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Hey, chef has offered. All we have to do is pledge her a quarter a jewel.

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Gross.

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Southern_Belle wrote:

Gross.

   



-- Edited by I know what to do_sometimes on Tuesday 16th of June 2015 05:58:52 AM

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Lawyerlady wrote:

I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread.

Ditto...

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This is just for shock value. Is anyone going to wear ribbons under their arm? Its ok till u put ur arms down lol.

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Eww.

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Trudy:

'Fess up...you've already done it...

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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:

This is just for shock value. Is anyone going to wear ribbons under their arm? Its ok till u put ur arms down lol.

 This is my thought as well. I am sure some people will see this and try it, but really, extensions for your armpits and press and stick jewels really aren't conducive to clothing wear, or even day to day activities. I don't think we have to worry about seeing it everywhere anytime soon.



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Why........

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flan327 wrote:

Trudy:

'Fess up...you've already done it...

flan

And maybe a boob or two.  But I can't post that picture! 



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TrudyML wrote:
flan327 wrote:

Trudy:

'Fess up...you've already done it...

flan

And maybe a boob or two.  But I can't post that picture! 

 Heck, yes! I'm sure it was AWESOME.

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