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*The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy.*
*When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the
Pharmacists’ Counter is located.*
*I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them
both onto the counter.*
*The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.*
*I said, "Yes!  Could you please taste this for me?"*
*Being I'm a senior  citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along
with me.*
*He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue
and swilled it around.*
*Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the
floor and began coughing.*
*When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked,
“Now, does that taste sweet to you?"*
*The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in
his eyes yelled, “HELL  NO!!!"*
*So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief!  My doctor told me to
get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"*
*Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though,
because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!!*



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lol

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Thanks, Karl.




Now.




What do you recommend to clean both a computer screen and keyboard. I had just taken a sip of Pepsi.








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Sorry to hear that, Momala.... I don't have any good ideas for cleaning up Pepsi.....

Thought I had to post this after I got it from a school classmate (yes, there are still a few alive) today. She always sends the strangest items. LOL
Probably reflects her 45 years as a nurse, the last 10 as in charge of the OR.

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Yes. We nurses have a strange sense of humor.

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Maybe it is a kind of survival technique after all the things nurses have to deal with day after day.

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Probably karl.

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Sadly my children come from a family with a nurse mom and a fireman/medic father. They live in a house with a constant odd sense of humor.

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Funny Karl!

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LOL.

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