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lilyofcourse


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For fun before I look at webmd.

Symptoms

Fever: 99.5 -100 for 24 hours

Headache: gradually worsening over 2 weeks, wakes me up a few times at night.

Fatigue: extreme.

Stomach: very rumble for 2 weeks.

 

Alright. I want your best guess. The crazier the better.



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Tape worm. It's getting very large. That is the rumbling. The fatigue and headache is due to it sucking up all your nutrients. The fever is you body trying to reject it.



-- Edited by Southern_Belle on Wednesday 19th of August 2015 05:28:15 PM

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Pregnant with an alien's baby.

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You're a werewolf. Sorry, thought you knew. Werewolves are allergic to fruit, and all fruit products, hence the belly, and the fever and headaches are from your body adjusting to its new status.


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Either infectious Mononucleosis or there are feral cats missing from the vicinity of your last chinese food dinner... biggrin



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lilyofcourse


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A werewolf? That could have its advantages....

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It's obvious. You have Leaky Gut Syndrome (LGS) LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Not kidding. Featured or Dr Oz so it must be real. You will not die but will spend the rest of your life on the commode.

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

It's obvious. You have Leaky Gut Syndrome (LGS) LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Not kidding. Featured or Dr Oz so it must be real. You will not die but will spend the rest of your life on the commode.

 I was sure you were making this up until you said Dr. Oz said it.



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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

It's obvious. You have Leaky Gut Syndrome (LGS) LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Not kidding. Featured or Dr Oz so it must be real. You will not die but will spend the rest of your life on the commode.

 I was sure you were making this up until you said Dr. Oz said it.

So Dr. Oz made it up? 



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google it

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No. That's not it. Nothing is leaking.

According to webmd, it could be anything from sinus infection to dengue fever.

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Meet your werewolf... Alcide... from True Blood.  lol!alcide werewolf.jpg



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Nah. I was thinking more along the lines of Sam Winchester.

He may kill me. But what a way to go!

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But he is cute.

How tall is he? I have a thing for tall guys.

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lilyofcourse wrote:

But he is cute.

How tall is he? I have a thing for tall guys.

 Very tall.  Eric is pretty tall too...

eric true blood.jpg



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Chronic fatigue syndrome, aka Yuppie Flu.

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lilyofcourse


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It's not a tumah!



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Lyme disease. I'm being serious with that one.

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No lymes here.

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Lawyerlady wrote:

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 Pronounced "Toooma", LOL biggrin



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Put the Lyme in the coconut.

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