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Lol!

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That's funny!

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ROFLMAO!

Too funny!biggrin



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Lol!

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OMG a Sh!t mitten!

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DH just uses wet wipes...

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It's real, here's the Amazon link:

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I like the mitten!! " 'Cause poop is gross." That't funny.

The Weiner Cleaner seems like a sex toy for men...

 

Secret Santas take note...



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OH goodness, you just helped me figure out a couple gifts for those HARD to buy for people on my list  winkwink



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Wiener cleaner or co-ck ring?

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flan327 wrote:

DH just uses wet wipes...

flan

You know that HORRIBLE for your plumbing....

About 2 weeks after we moved into out house, our sewage line backed up.  FULL of wet wipes.  They don't disintegrate like TP and they back up into your pipes.  Every single plumber agrees with this. Its a mess... 

Many of then even say not to flush...



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Ohfour wrote:
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DH just uses wet wipes...

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You know that HORRIBLE for your plumbing....

About 2 weeks after we moved into out house, our sewage line backed up.  FULL of wet wipes.  They don't disintegrate like TP and they back up into your pipes.  Every single plumber agrees with this. Its a mess... 

Many of then even say not to flush...

 He doesn't flush.

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LL, are those pics of your SS's gifts?

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The Teddy Bear Jacket

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Ok, the sweatshirt is creepy!

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TrudyML wrote:

Ok, the sweatshirt is creepy!

I agree. 



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So are the bread gloves. Maybe not creepy, but kind of gross. The Teddy Bear jacket is just... odd.

The corn kerneler-thing is kind of cool. Not that it's that difficult to just use a knife, but if it works, it would be convenient.

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ladyloonatic wrote:

So are the bread gloves. Maybe not creepy, but kind of gross. The Teddy Bear jacket is just... odd.


The corn kerneler-thing is kind of cool. Not that it's that difficult to just use a knife, but if it works, it would be convenient.




Convenient until you have to take it part and clean it, lol.

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Honey has a 'sex doll for dogs' - she has a big teddy bear that she (ahem) dominates.  Embarrasses the heck out of some folks, LOL!

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LOL, HM!

Some of these are hilarious!

The fish boner does look practical though.

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"Never touch your pets again"?!!!

WHY did you even decide to have pets?

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"Never touch your pets again"?!!!

WHY did you even decide to have pets?

flan

 That's what I thought, why have pets if you don't want to touch them?

 

The fish boner does look promising, if it works.



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I want a fish boner!

Those bread gloves are weird.

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Wouldn't that be a fish DE-boner, since it de-bones the fish?

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WYSIWYG wrote:

Wouldn't that be a fish DE-boner, since it de-bones the fish?

 I like it FNW's way better  wink



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Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:

 My mom had one of these.  They work too.



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Oh, and my Charlie needs the sex toy for cats. (Not me. Charlie the cat.)

<<<That Charlie.

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Charles Katt wrote:
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 My mom had one of these.  They work too.

 But why?



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