A guy goes into a restaurant, with his shirt open at the collar, and is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have a one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk.
In desperation, he ties these around his neck, and manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant. The bouncer suspiciously looks him over for a few moments and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can come in. Just don't start anything."
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The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
A priest and a lawyer walk into a bar. The mechanic ducked!
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
A man in a pickup passes a priest and a rabbi fishing in the river together. Next to them is a sign that reads THE END IS NEAR. The man flips them the bird and yells obscenities out his window before driving off laughing. A moment later is a crash, scream, and a loud splash. The priest turns to the rabbi and says. . .
