Before I knew what coffee was supposed to taste like, my friends and I used trot off to my nearest Starbucks almost every day (we thought we were très sophistiqué) after school, filling our gullets with 500 calories of “skinny” caramel macchiati (that’s the plural of macchiato, don’t cha know?) with extra cream and perhaps an extra shot or two of coffee and caramel.
I mean really – what is that? I reckon a Quarter Pounder and a large chocolate milkshake would have been healthier. Of course I was très sophistiqué so I would have probably ordered a Royale With Cheese.
Now of course, I have no cause to go to Starbucks, although I can happily admit to shoving a Royale with Cheese into my gob after a particularly frivolous night out.
But I did go this morning, after seeing a Facebook post by a colleague of mine pointing out what Starbucks’ newest “Red Cup” looks like. For those unfamiliar: one of Starbucks’ greatest marketing gimmicks is changing the colour of their cups from white to red every Christmas. I myself remember excitedly declaring to an ex-girlfriend how red cups heralded the beginning of Christmas (sorry, Peter Hitchens).
Yes, I was, as most people are, seduced by modern, mass-marketing, which has trounced traditionalism and replaced it with corporate logos and non-threatening jingles. And today I returned to my old, caffeinated Mecca (and the crowds made it feel like I was on the Hajj, too).
And what I found was deeply disappointing to 17-year-old, macchiato-chugging me. The Red Cups (do I need a trademark symbol after that?) are now an anti-Christmas symbol, with Starbucks declaring their formerly Christmassy cups to be “holiday beverages” and shedding any sign of Christmas from them.
Have a look at what Starbucks Red Cups over the years looked like:
To the right is the 2009 offering. You can see distinct elements of Christmas, even if that means Christmas in a modern sense.
They lean heavily on stars (you know, like in the Nativity Story) and the background resembles the branches of a Christmas tree. All in all, a pretty good and acceptable design for something that self-defines as a Christmas-orientated product.
But 2009 was a long time ago, and since then the company has slowly, but definitely, moved away from Christmas, and Christian iconography.
To the left here, you’ll see the 2010 offering. Snowy, seasonal, at least it resembles something mildly festive and Western.
The same applies to the 2011 red cups, which have a dog sledging down a hill on the back of a snowman, snowflakes falling around them. It’s cute, really.
They stuck with snowmen for 2012, with a big one winking at you with a star in the background that year, and a sort of upmarket stars and baubles motif on their 2013 cups.
And then it all went south. Or east, maybe.
2014’s cups looked like a child scrawled on them with a marker pen. And not in a cute way. It was a distinct shift away from looking “Christmassy” (see right) before the monstrosity they’ve released this year (below).
And behold, Starbucks did conceive and bear a red cup, and called his name blasphemy:
I asked Starbucks why, but they just sent me a “factsheet” with their latest flavours and a link to their website where they’ve talked about wanting “to usher in the holidays with a purity of design that welcomes all of our stories.”
“We’re embracing the simplicity and the quietness of it. It’s [a] more open way to usher in the holiday,” said their CEO.
You can see what’s going on here. More open? You mean, you’re trying not to “offend” anyone.
Frankly, the only thing that can redeem them from this whitewashing of Christmas is to print Bible verses on their cups next year.
Not that I’d buy their burnt coffee anyway. And certainly not while they keep spelling my name “Ragih” (right) on their cups.
“But Ragih,” I hear you say. “Why do you care about what Starbucks is doing anyway? It’s crap coffee and none of us buy it.”
Sure, but plenty of people do. And subliminally, they’re being told/reminded that this time of the year is no longer about Christmas. It’s about the colour red, or something. It’s a “holiday season”. Don’t say Merry Christmas. It’s offensive.
And no, I’m not “reading too much into it”. This is happening. And it’s as disgusting as an Eggnog Latte.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
My big problem with Starbucks is their coffee tastes severely burnt.
I don't know why they think a plain red cup is "[a] more open way to usher in the holiday". I think it looks plain, boring, and decidedly un-holidayish. Put some snowflakes on that thing. How about a Menorah, a Cross, a Crescent and Star, and a Christmas tree (that covers pretty much everyone that celebrates a religious holiday in December, doesn't it)?
I never knew snowflakes were offensive. But apparently they are.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I hate Starbucks. The CEO does everything for fame and advertising. Which is great for him. He's always got his name in the news for some new stupid thing like this. And it works. And then mid season you'll see the old cups back out. He has no spine. He's just a publicity ho. But he's a good publicity ho. It's hard for me to boycott Starbucks when I know next week he'll do a 180 on it. I just don't take him seriously at all anymore.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
LOL, a guy game into work today with one of the cups and said "this is my red solo cup!"
That is funny though.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Whenever I go in there and they ask my name it's a five minute ordeal getting them to say it much less spell it. Most of the time I make up a name. I'll be like Oh, I'm Amy. Or Rachel.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Whenever I go in there and they ask my name it's a five minute ordeal getting them to say it much less spell it. Most of the time I make up a name. I'll be like Oh, I'm Amy. Or Rachel.
That seems to ascribing a lot of Deep Meaning to a cup. I mean, yeah, a festive cup is simply more Fun. Which anyone with a marketing brain would probably realize is a good thing for customers. But, if they want to keep it clean and simple, like Whole Foods or whatever as part of their branding, that is up to them. But, yes, I do believe that this country has shifted in a way to try to minimize Christmas as much as possible.
My big problem with Starbucks is that they donate to planned parenthood .
Another thing to add to my list as to why I don't like Starbucks. And because their coffee is too strong, too expensive, highly over rated, and just not very good. It's all gimmick. Give me Dunkin' Donuts any time.
But I never understood the need to go anywhere to get non-alcoholic beverages. I remember in high school my friends "needed" to go to the drive-thru for a soda. Just a soda. And DH sometimes feels the need to stop for a soda during road trips. Really? We have like 4 bottles of water in the car. Coffee? We brew a pot every morning and have travel mugs. Make your own.
considering the ceo himself and some of the ridiculous actions he's taken over the last few years am wondering why should give the remotest damn what starbucks thinks / does about anything
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Maybe the company just actually liked the simplicity of the cup. Ombré is in - it's a HUGE trend in design. It could just be that Starbucks captured this trend and wanted a simple design this year and it has nothing to do with a "war on Christmas".
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They would have been better to just not use a different cup.
Had Starbucks once. It was bad. Tasted burnt like wysiwyg said.
But really it's a coffee milkshake.
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Maybe the company just actually liked the simplicity of the cup. Ombré is in - it's a HUGE trend in design. It could just be that Starbucks captured this trend and wanted a simple design this year and it has nothing to do with a "war on Christmas".
I agree with this. Design trends change, and the plain fact is that prior designs were more wintery than Christmas.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Maybe the company just actually liked the simplicity of the cup. Ombré is in - it's a HUGE trend in design. It could just be that Starbucks captured this trend and wanted a simple design this year and it has nothing to do with a "war on Christmas".
I agree with this. Design trends change, and the plain fact is that prior designs were more wintery than Christmas.
Can you say it again? It doesn't happen often but when it does I like to savor the moment! Lol
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
Maybe the company just actually liked the simplicity of the cup. Ombré is in - it's a HUGE trend in design. It could just be that Starbucks captured this trend and wanted a simple design this year and it has nothing to do with a "war on Christmas".
I agree with this. Design trends change, and the plain fact is that prior designs were more wintery than Christmas.
Can you say it again? It doesn't happen often but when it does I like to savor the moment! Lol
LOL! I'll go even further - people who want to embrace what Christmas is really about need to stop looking for ways to get all offended about it.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Maybe the company just actually liked the simplicity of the cup. Ombré is in - it's a HUGE trend in design. It could just be that Starbucks captured this trend and wanted a simple design this year and it has nothing to do with a "war on Christmas".
I agree with this. Design trends change, and the plain fact is that prior designs were more wintery than Christmas.
Can you say it again? It doesn't happen often but when it does I like to savor the moment! Lol
LOL! I'll go even further - people who want to embrace what Christmas is really about need to stop looking for ways to get all offended about it.
I respect their right to get offended about it. I am sure there are things I don't like that most people think is ridiculous. I won't say I am offended by because I don't think "offended" is the right word. I actually think we overuse that word. If you wear an confederate flag shirt, I might not like it, but it doesn't offend me. KWIM?
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
Offended is defined as "resentful as the result of a perceived insult". I don't think people do most things with the intent to insult, so I don't see a reaction as being offended. It's more of just me thinking you have poor judgement or that your values are WAY different than mine. But offense comes into play more when you intend to hurt me.
At least that's how I feel about it.
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
I have no problem with the color at all just who they give donations to.
Well, that's a whole different reason. And everyone should take stuff like that into consideration b/c who you give YOUR money to, for them to turn around and donate it to, is your business.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I have no problem with the color at all just who they give donations to.
Well, that's a whole different reason. And everyone should take stuff like that into consideration b/c who you give YOUR money to, for them to turn around and donate it to, is your business.
I have a big issue with them donating to planned parenthood and I don't want my money going to that organization. It bothers me more that Christians are more upset by the color of the cup then giving donations to pp.
I have no problem with the color at all just who they give donations to.
Well, that's a whole different reason. And everyone should take stuff like that into consideration b/c who you give YOUR money to, for them to turn around and donate it to, is your business.
I have a big issue with them donating to planned parenthood and I don't want my money going to that organization. It bothers me more that Christians are more upset by the color of the cup then giving donations to pp.
Excellent point.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I have no problem with the color at all just who they give donations to.
Well, that's a whole different reason. And everyone should take stuff like that into consideration b/c who you give YOUR money to, for them to turn around and donate it to, is your business.
I have a big issue with them donating to planned parenthood and I don't want my money going to that organization. It bothers me more that Christians are more upset by the color of the cup then giving donations to pp.
Excellent point.
Starbucks price matches what their employees give. They do not give a certain amount on their own. Employees are encouraged to donate a part of their check to a "charity" of their choosing. Anyone they donate to Starbucks matches dollar for dollar. Does this make it better? No. Just wanted to clear up that they donate to PP directly.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I have no problem with the color at all just who they give donations to.
Well, that's a whole different reason. And everyone should take stuff like that into consideration b/c who you give YOUR money to, for them to turn around and donate it to, is your business.
I have a big issue with them donating to planned parenthood and I don't want my money going to that organization. It bothers me more that Christians are more upset by the color of the cup then giving donations to pp.
Excellent point.
Starbucks price matches what their employees give. They do not give a certain amount on their own. Employees are encouraged to donate a part of their check to a "charity" of their choosing. Anyone they donate to Starbucks matches dollar for dollar. Does this make it better? No. Just wanted to clear up that they donate to PP directly.
This is how it works in most corporations. I think it is great that a corporation helps their employees in what ever endeavor they choose.
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LOL What did I tell ya'll? What did I say? I said as soon as the press notices he will walk this back. Sure enough, today he came out with an announcement saying that in trying to make everyone feel all inclusive he inadvertently insulted some. They are going to rethink the cup situation and reissue the original ones. Can we say publicity ho?
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I have no problem with the color at all just who they give donations to.
Well, that's a whole different reason. And everyone should take stuff like that into consideration b/c who you give YOUR money to, for them to turn around and donate it to, is your business.
I have a big issue with them donating to planned parenthood and I don't want my money going to that organization. It bothers me more that Christians are more upset by the color of the cup then giving donations to pp.
Excellent point.
Starbucks price matches what their employees give. They do not give a certain amount on their own. Employees are encouraged to donate a part of their check to a "charity" of their choosing. Anyone they donate to Starbucks matches dollar for dollar. Does this make it better? No. Just wanted to clear up that they donate to PP directly.
This is how it works in most corporations. I think it is great that a corporation helps their employees in what ever endeavor they choose.
But there's a catch - they don't match them all.
Grants can be made only to 501(c)(3) public charities in the United States and Registered Charities in Canada. If you have questions about whether an organization qualifies, contact CyberGrants at starbucks@cybergrants.com or (866) 763-1815.
Organizations not eligible to receive grants include:
Political organizations
Religious organizations benefiting only those with like beliefs
Private foundations
Professional organizations
I would say that Planned Parenthood, with the amount of money they give to lobbying and politicians, is a political organization.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I support Starbucks donating money to Planned Parenthood.
It scares me when I realize how many unwanted pregnancies would happen without Planned Parenthood. And I'm not talking about ones that end up aborted. No, I mean how many that are prevented in the first place that wouldn't have been prevented if Planned Parenthood never existed.
Want to watch the abortion rates go up? Get rid of places like Planned Parenthood.
Want to see the abortion rates go down? Keep funding places like Planned Parenthood, stop advocating for "Abstinence Only" sex ed in schools, stop shaming people for using birth control, support provisions that pay for birth control in insurance mandates (as long as we have to have insurance mandates).
I support Starbucks donating money to Planned Parenthood.
It scares me when I realize how many unwanted pregnancies would happen without Planned Parenthood. And I'm not talking about ones that end up aborted. No, I mean how many that are prevented in the first place that wouldn't have been prevented if Planned Parenthood never existed.
Want to watch the abortion rates go up? Get rid of places like Planned Parenthood.
Want to see the abortion rates go down? Keep funding places like Planned Parenthood, stop advocating for "Abstinence Only" sex ed in schools, stop shaming people for using birth control, support provisions that pay for birth control in insurance mandates (as long as we have to have insurance mandates).
I have a better idea.
Want to see ump landed pregnancies, abortions and kids in the system go down?
Stop making excuses for bad behavior!
Start holding people accountable for their actions.
It isn't an accident or mistake when you choose to have unprotected sex.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I support Starbucks donating money to Planned Parenthood.
It scares me when I realize how many unwanted pregnancies would happen without Planned Parenthood. And I'm not talking about ones that end up aborted. No, I mean how many that are prevented in the first place that wouldn't have been prevented if Planned Parenthood never existed.
Want to watch the abortion rates go up? Get rid of places like Planned Parenthood.
Want to see the abortion rates go down? Keep funding places like Planned Parenthood, stop advocating for "Abstinence Only" sex ed in schools, stop shaming people for using birth control, support provisions that pay for birth control in insurance mandates (as long as we have to have insurance mandates).
I have a better idea.
Want to see ump landed pregnancies, abortions and kids in the system go down?
Stop making excuses for bad behavior!
Start holding people accountable for their actions.
It isn't an accident or mistake when you choose to have unprotected sex.
Maybe, but it can be the direct result of being taught "abstinence" without teaching the facts of human reproduction, and also teaching birth control methods.
Teenage girls who have never been taught about birth control are not less likely to have intercourse, but they are more likely to NOT USE birth control.
Teach "abstinence only" if you want more unplanned pregnancies.
And anyone who really expects teenagers to behave responsibly is ignoring reality.
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The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
Give me a break - there are no "abstinence only" programs in this day and age except at maybe religious schools. People just don't even want to teach abstinence at all because they don't think it works. But, believe it or not, the majority of teens are NOT having sex, and even less of them are getting pregnant.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I support Starbucks donating money to Planned Parenthood.
It scares me when I realize how many unwanted pregnancies would happen without Planned Parenthood. And I'm not talking about ones that end up aborted. No, I mean how many that are prevented in the first place that wouldn't have been prevented if Planned Parenthood never existed.
Want to watch the abortion rates go up? Get rid of places like Planned Parenthood.
Want to see the abortion rates go down? Keep funding places like Planned Parenthood, stop advocating for "Abstinence Only" sex ed in schools, stop shaming people for using birth control, support provisions that pay for birth control in insurance mandates (as long as we have to have insurance mandates).
I have a better idea.
Want to see ump landed pregnancies, abortions and kids in the system go down?
Stop making excuses for bad behavior!
Start holding people accountable for their actions.
It isn't an accident or mistake when you choose to have unprotected sex.
Maybe, but it can be the direct result of being taught "abstinence" without teaching the facts of human reproduction, and also teaching birth control methods.
Teenage girls who have never been taught about birth control are not less likely to have intercourse, but they are more likely to NOT USE birth control.
Teach "abstinence only" if you want more unplanned pregnancies.
And anyone who really expects teenagers to behave responsibly is ignoring reality.
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the exact attitude that has raised a generation of entitled idiots.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I support Starbucks donating money to Planned Parenthood.
It scares me when I realize how many unwanted pregnancies would happen without Planned Parenthood. And I'm not talking about ones that end up aborted. No, I mean how many that are prevented in the first place that wouldn't have been prevented if Planned Parenthood never existed.
Want to watch the abortion rates go up? Get rid of places like Planned Parenthood.
Want to see the abortion rates go down? Keep funding places like Planned Parenthood, stop advocating for "Abstinence Only" sex ed in schools, stop shaming people for using birth control, support provisions that pay for birth control in insurance mandates (as long as we have to have insurance mandates).
I have a better idea.
Want to see ump landed pregnancies, abortions and kids in the system go down?
Stop making excuses for bad behavior!
Start holding people accountable for their actions.
It isn't an accident or mistake when you choose to have unprotected sex.
Maybe, but it can be the direct result of being taught "abstinence" without teaching the facts of human reproduction, and also teaching birth control methods.
Teenage girls who have never been taught about birth control are not less likely to have intercourse, but they are more likely to NOT USE birth control.
Teach "abstinence only" if you want more unplanned pregnancies.
And anyone who really expects teenagers to behave responsibly is ignoring reality.
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the exact attitude that has raised a generation of entitled idiots.
and yet, the ones I raised are not, and never were, entitled idiots.
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The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
I support Starbucks donating money to Planned Parenthood.
It scares me when I realize how many unwanted pregnancies would happen without Planned Parenthood. And I'm not talking about ones that end up aborted. No, I mean how many that are prevented in the first place that wouldn't have been prevented if Planned Parenthood never existed.
Want to watch the abortion rates go up? Get rid of places like Planned Parenthood.
Want to see the abortion rates go down? Keep funding places like Planned Parenthood, stop advocating for "Abstinence Only" sex ed in schools, stop shaming people for using birth control, support provisions that pay for birth control in insurance mandates (as long as we have to have insurance mandates).
I have a better idea.
Want to see ump landed pregnancies, abortions and kids in the system go down?
Stop making excuses for bad behavior!
Start holding people accountable for their actions.
It isn't an accident or mistake when you choose to have unprotected sex.
Maybe, but it can be the direct result of being taught "abstinence" without teaching the facts of human reproduction, and also teaching birth control methods.
Teenage girls who have never been taught about birth control are not less likely to have intercourse, but they are more likely to NOT USE birth control.
Teach "abstinence only" if you want more unplanned pregnancies.
And anyone who really expects teenagers to behave responsibly is ignoring reality.
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the exact attitude that has raised a generation of entitled idiots.
and yet, the ones I raised are not, and never were, entitled idiots.
Well, I don't know them, so I don't exactly know that to be true, now do I?
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
There is not one Planned Parenthood anywhere near where my kids were raised. My daughters class of 200 had one, ONE, girl get pregnant. Planned Parenthood does nothing, besides abortions, that any local health department doesn't do. They ONLY reason for them to stay open is for abortions.
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I support Starbucks donating money to Planned Parenthood.
It scares me when I realize how many unwanted pregnancies would happen without Planned Parenthood. And I'm not talking about ones that end up aborted. No, I mean how many that are prevented in the first place that wouldn't have been prevented if Planned Parenthood never existed.
Want to watch the abortion rates go up? Get rid of places like Planned Parenthood.
Want to see the abortion rates go down? Keep funding places like Planned Parenthood, stop advocating for "Abstinence Only" sex ed in schools, stop shaming people for using birth control, support provisions that pay for birth control in insurance mandates (as long as we have to have insurance mandates).
I have a better idea.
Want to see ump landed pregnancies, abortions and kids in the system go down?
Stop making excuses for bad behavior!
Start holding people accountable for their actions.
It isn't an accident or mistake when you choose to have unprotected sex.
Maybe, but it can be the direct result of being taught "abstinence" without teaching the facts of human reproduction, and also teaching birth control methods.
Teenage girls who have never been taught about birth control are not less likely to have intercourse, but they are more likely to NOT USE birth control.
Teach "abstinence only" if you want more unplanned pregnancies.
And anyone who really expects teenagers to behave responsibly is ignoring reality.
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the exact attitude that has raised a generation of entitled idiots.
and yet, the ones I raised are not, and never were, entitled idiots.
You may have a different definition of that than I do. Kids that have to be bailed out financially by their parents without paying it back are not responsible adults in my book.
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LawyerLady
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
It is a red cup not a war on Christmas. That is ridiculous. I personally love Starbucks vanilla frappe with an espresso shot & caramel swirl. It is like an adult milkshake & super delicious. It is also loaded with calories so I limit my intake to special treats.
You may have a different definition of that than I do. Kids that have to be bailed out financially by their parents without paying it back are not responsible adults in my book.
It is a red cup not a war on Christmas. That is ridiculous. I personally love Starbucks vanilla frappe with an espresso shot & caramel swirl. It is like an adult milkshake & super delicious. It is also loaded with calories so I limit my intake to special treats.
Yeah, I don't think a red coffee cup is a "War on Christmas". It's kind of like seeing racism everywhere. It's a cup. Who cares?