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Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Silly Pets Thread! (Add Your Own Funny Stories!)

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Layla won't go outside if it's raining either. We have to nudge her out the door. Then she goes out and stands on two feet to pee.

Carlee won't go out if I'm sleeping. I was saying last night I hope I never come down with the flu or something where I can't get out of bed. She literally won't go outside until I'm fully awake and tell her to go.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

It's good to know we don't have the only rain hating dog, NJN! biggrin

I'm going to have to try to bribe her with some cheese, or something.

She's too heavy for me to lift.

And she won't budge, from the recliner in the study.

I guess I'd better try something... wink

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

DH stands on the porch and throws a tennis ball. Instinct. They run after it. Now they're wet. Might as well pee and hurry back!

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Jupiter is too lazy to chase a ball! LOL!

But, she loves treats!

I bribed her out with a piece of cheese.

She did her business, and headed back inside.

And straight to her bed. biggrin

At least I know she'll be okay for a while.

TrudyML · Guru

Oh! I await more fun stories!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I gotta say in all honesty, if my bathroom were raining inside I wouldn't want to go in there and do my bidness.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
I gotta say in all honesty, if my bathroom were raining inside I wouldn't want to go in there and do my bidness.

I never thought of that, NJN.

Good point! biggrin

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

TrudyML wrote:
Oh! I await more fun stories!

Do you want to hear about how Huey, our white and orange kitty, almost gave himself a heart attack yesterday?

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TrudyML · Guru

Yes! I miss my cats!

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Aw, Trudy! I'll bet you do!

They are such funny critters! biggrin

Well, yesterday morning, I was watching something on TV, in the family room.

And, Jupiter was relaxing on the sofa, beside me.

She looked chilly, so I covered her up with a comfy throw.

A few minutes later, here comes Huey. Which was odd. Huey won't usually come into the family room, if he knows the dog is in there.

Well, Huey must not have seen Jupiter, under the blanket.

And, I guess he wanted to cuddle with me.

Because, the next thing I knew, Huey had hopped up!

And landed smack on Jupiter's back!

Jupiter turned her head and looked at him. And Huey hissed at her, jumped down.

And high tailed it out of there! biggrin

To Jupiter's credit, she never made a move to go after him.

But, the look on Huey's face, when he realized what he had done, was funny as hell! wink

TrudyML · Guru

That is funny!

Cinder used to sneak his GF Pumpkin in. I'd let her stay, eat then bring her home. The owners of Pumpkin that it was the cutest.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

TrudyML wrote:
That is funny!

Cinder used to sneak his GF Pumpkin in. I'd let her stay, eat then bring her home. The owners of Pumpkin that it was the cutest.

That's too cute!

I've never heard of a cat sneaking a date in, for some dinner! wink

TrudyML · Guru

It was so funny. He was sneaking her in thru a basement window. Figured out I let her stay so he'd bring her right in. She was a lovely kitty. Sadly he was defending her against a fisher cat. She got killed. He won the fight but got some bad puncture wounds. The Vet said he was one tough kitty.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

TrudyML wrote:
It was so funny. He was sneaking her in thru a basement window. Figured out I let her stay so he'd bring her right in. She was a lovely kitty. Sadly he was defending her against a fisher cat. She got killed. He won the fight but got some bad puncture wounds. The Vet said he was one tough kitty.

Oh man! I'm sorry to hear that, Trudy. cry

TrudyML · Guru

I tucked him in my bed. He was sad for his GF. I felt bad. Everyone in the neighborhood knew them. Everyone felt bad. The neighbor with beautiful gardens let him sleep in her flowers. I asked if it was a problem. Said no way. He keeps everything out of here! It was nice.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

It sounds like they were the sweethearts of the neighborhood, Trudy! smile

Dona Worry Be Happy · Vette's SS!!

We have a terror of a cat, Palusa, that likes to ambush people.
And my dog Sky and a bit unsteady on her feet since her accident.
Well, one day Palusa was lurking behind some boxes, stalking Skye, and when the dog went lurching past, leaped out to attacker her. Skye was completely thrown of balance and toppled. It was like a bowling ball hit her.
I am not sure who was more startled, dog or cat!

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

LOL! Poor doggy! biggrin

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Sonny hates going out in the rain too but I drag him out literally and put the umbrella over him. He will pee and run right back in. He will hold poo a long time in bad weather. He loves to play in the snow but hates to poo since there is no grass and he has to poo on the road or driveway. Dogs are so funny with their little personalities when it comes to pee and poo. I am thinking of buying a bag of mulch this year and put it in a part of the driveway, try to keep it covered so cleared of snow. Oh what we do for our furry buddies!

Divine Geek · Guru

When it snows, my mom's beagle will pee/poop on the deck. He figures that if his paws are in the snow, it's fair game. My dad will shovel a path to the yard so he will do his business out there. Mom and I are too lazy, we just laugh at him

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Sam will poop on the front deck too! Especially if it is raining or still muddy. We have a large over hang above the deck and he won't go an inch further then the reach of the over hang. Silly dog.

Little kitty has been attacking my ponytail. The claw marks in my back are proof.

He was chasing the laser light the other night and almost knocked himself out when he ran into the wall. He rolled off the couch chasing that darn light too.

Sam ignores him as much as possible. lol

Divine Geek · Guru

My house had a front porch. Here is the sequence of events Corgi went through every time it rained

1) Run out the front door, trot off the front of the porch.
2) Freeze as soon as a rain drop hit him.
3) Look up....Turn and glare at me - as if it is MY fault it's raining.
4) Return to porch
5) Turn and glare at me again
6) Trot of the side of the porch - it's surely not raining over there too
7) Freeze as soon as a raindrop hit him.
8) Look up.....Turn and glare at me - it is still my fault it is also raining 3 feet from where it was raining 20 seconds ago
9) Return to porch
10) Turn and glare at me again.
11) Trot off front of porch - it can't STILL be raining, it's been almost a full minute!
12) Freeze as soon as a raindrop hit him.
13) Look up....Turn and glare at me - the evil woman that is making it rain.
14) Snort and consent to pee in the rain while still glaring at me

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Monster has an area at the edge of the carport, under the eave of the house, he goes there when it's raining.

He has been known to jump over, into the bathtub to pee.

That's fine with me. It's not hard to clean.

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Funny story about Andrea. She was our poodle/pikanease mix.

We got her before she opened her eyes. Her mom was accidentally killed and we went ahead and took her. She was so small she couldn't get out of the lid of a shoe box. We bottle fed her and spoiled her stupid rotten.

Anyway.

Dad was replacing our front porch. It was a huge front porch, spanned the width of the house and was about 20 feet deep. Big porch.

Dad had all the boards off and only the cross boards were there. I opened the front to tell dad lunch was ready and before I could stop her, Andrea bolted out, like she always did, and found herself clinging to a cross board about 4 feet off the ground.

She was hanging on looking at me and dad with look on her face that was so funny.

She never just bolted out that door again.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

This thread is cracking me up! biggrin

It's nice to know I'm not the only one that has goofy critters! wink

I feel so much better, now. smile

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Our dog doesn't like to go out an pee on the wet grass, either. She's prissy.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Does anyone know how to get red wine stains out of a cat? confuse

Huey hopped on the island, and spilled Wayne's wine on himself. biggrin

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Does anyone know how to get red wine stains out of a cat?
Huey hopped on the island, and spilled Wayne's wine on himself.

Nope!

Layla doesn't like to go out to pee when it's wet. She will stand on three feet to do it. And if little princess can balance on two feet to pee she will. She also has a thing about rawhide bones. We give each of them a rawhide bone. Hemi can't chew a bone. He just kind of nibbles on it. Layla isn't into them. But they all WANT them. Layla lies in wait until they leave theirs and then she hoards them. She will go get all three and sit on them.

Layla just came over and I was petting her. When she left Carlee came over to get petted. Then Layla came back and Carlee used her paws to push Layla down. It was the "You're not getting near enough to get attention." push.

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Does anyone know how to get red wine stains out of a cat?
Huey hopped on the island, and spilled Wayne's wine on himself.

I keep those cloths on hand, the absorbent miracle sort of felt ones,"The original Teuro cloths" as seen on TV biggrin . They do work! I keep them around for red wine accidents. My white carpet has been saved many times.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Does anyone know how to get red wine stains out of a cat?
Huey hopped on the island, and spilled Wayne's wine on himself.
Nope!
Layla doesn't like to go out to pee when it's wet. She will stand on three feet to do it. And if little princess can balance on two feet to pee she will. She also has a thing about rawhide bones. We give each of them a rawhide bone. Hemi can't chew a bone. He just kind of nibbles on it. Layla isn't into them. But they all WANT them. Layla lies in wait until they leave theirs and then she hoards them. She will go get all three and sit on them.
Layla just came over and I was petting her. When she left Carlee came over to get petted. Then Layla came back and Carlee used her paws to push Layla down. It was the "You're not getting near enough to get attention." push.

LOL! I guess it will fade away. In time!

Jupiter has been hiding in the house all day. It's been raining since yesterday. cry

Layla and Carlee sound like a hoot! biggrin

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Does anyone know how to get red wine stains out of a cat?
Huey hopped on the island, and spilled Wayne's wine on himself.
I keep those cloths on hand, the absorbent miracle sort of felt ones,"The original Teuro cloths" as seen on TV . They do work! I keep them around for red wine accidents. My white carpet has been saved many times.

I'll have to look for those, IKWTDS! smile

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Does anyone know how to get red wine stains out of a cat?
Huey hopped on the island, and spilled Wayne's wine on himself.
Nope!
Layla doesn't like to go out to pee when it's wet. She will stand on three feet to do it. And if little princess can balance on two feet to pee she will. She also has a thing about rawhide bones. We give each of them a rawhide bone. Hemi can't chew a bone. He just kind of nibbles on it. Layla isn't into them. But they all WANT them. Layla lies in wait until they leave theirs and then she hoards them. She will go get all three and sit on them.
Layla just came over and I was petting her. When she left Carlee came over to get petted. Then Layla came back and Carlee used her paws to push Layla down. It was the "You're not getting near enough to get attention." push.
LOL! I guess it will fade away. In time!
Jupiter has been hiding in the house all day. It's been raining since yesterday.
Layla and Carlee sound like a hoot!

They constantly vie for attention. Not sure why when they get it constantly!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Does anyone know how to get red wine stains out of a cat?
Huey hopped on the island, and spilled Wayne's wine on himself.
Nope!
Layla doesn't like to go out to pee when it's wet. She will stand on three feet to do it. And if little princess can balance on two feet to pee she will. She also has a thing about rawhide bones. We give each of them a rawhide bone. Hemi can't chew a bone. He just kind of nibbles on it. Layla isn't into them. But they all WANT them. Layla lies in wait until they leave theirs and then she hoards them. She will go get all three and sit on them.
Layla just came over and I was petting her. When she left Carlee came over to get petted. Then Layla came back and Carlee used her paws to push Layla down. It was the "You're not getting near enough to get attention." push.
LOL! I guess it will fade away. In time!
Jupiter has been hiding in the house all day. It's been raining since yesterday.
Layla and Carlee sound like a hoot!

Ok club soda in a pinch, it will keep it out of the fiber. Then use resolve carpet/upholstery spray, it's a household staple for me!

Divine Geek · Guru

My parents have two dogs; a lab and a beagle. The lab gets so jealous if you pay any attention to the beagle. If I call for the beagle, the lab will run over to get to me first and box out the beagle

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Divine Geek wrote:
My parents have two dogs; a lab and a beagle. The lab gets so jealous if you pay any attention to the beagle. If I call for the beagle, the lab will run over to get to me first and box out the beagle

Yep!

weltschmerz · Guru

Sushi the Destroyer goes outside on a ten-foot leash. He's an indoor Siamese who is not familiar with streets or cars. He likes his outside time. His cat friends come to visit him, and there are squirrels and birds to watch. Everything is fine until....
Snowfall.
Mon Dieu, if looks could kill!
"What the hell did you do? Put it back to the way it was immediately! This is totally unacceptable! My paws are cold and wet.
Why are you being such a b!tch?"

-- Edited by weltschmerz on Friday 27th of November 2015 07:35:35 PM

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Aaron wants one of those ugly hairless cats.

Not sure I can stand that.

A little naked gremlin running around the house.

****shudder****

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

weltschmerz wrote:
Sushi the Destroyer goes outside on a ten-foot leash. He's an indoor Siamese who is not familiar with streets or cars. He likes his outside time. His cat friends come to visit him, and there are squirrels and birds to watch. Everything is fine until....
Snowfall.
Mon Dieu, if looks could kill!
"What the hell did you do? Put it back to the way it was immediately! This is totally unacceptabole! My paws are cold and wet.
Why are you being such a b!tch?"

chef · Guru

Does a toddler count as a pet? I have lots of funny stories about him! :P

I don't currently have any pets but when I did ...

Isaiah (dog) - One of my former coworkers made a wonderful jalapeno mac and cheese. Once, I asked her if she'd make me a batch if I gave her the money for the ingredients. She said sure so I did. I made me a bowl one night and left it on the floor because nature called. I had a studio apartment at the time so I often ate on the floor since it was too small for a table. Isaiah had never bothered my food so I saw no reason why this night would be different. Well, it was. I came back and the bowl was empty. After about 5 minutes, Isaiah let out a howl and ran outside. He was NOT happy when he came back in and spent the next hour or so looking from his butt to me and whining.

Soco (c-ckatiel) - He loved chicken. I always wondered if he knew he was eating a fellow bird. He also loved Cheetos and would end up with an orange beak every time.

Isaiah - The passenger seat of my truck was his. An ex made the mistake of ordering him off his seat. Isaiah firmly planted his butt, looked straight ahead, and went deaf. I laughed so hard that my sides hurt. Ex ended up riding in the back seat that day. Isaiah was happy enough to get in the back seat but you had to ask him, not order him.

Oscar (cat) and Ben (rat) - Best friends. Partners in crime. Oscar had a love for fried chicken and would steal it right out of your mouth. When we got Ben, he trained Ben in the art of stealing chicken. Ben would snatch it and him and Oscar would share. At Christmastime, Ben would frequently be found in the Christmas time. You could ask Oscar 'where's Ben?' and he would look at the tree and meow.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

LOL! No, toddlers don't count, chef!

But, your pet stories were cute! biggrin

P.S. Lot of birds eat other birds! We see it all the time, in our neighborhood. It makes me kind of sad. cry

chef · Guru

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
LOL! No, toddlers don't count, chef!
But, your pet stories were cute!
P.S. Lot of birds eat other birds! We see it all the time, in our neighborhood. It makes me kind of sad.

But but but he's like a pet! Needs fed, watered, and cleaned up after! biggrin

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Our dog doesn't like it when DH and I kiss. If we are sitting on the couch watching tv and DH leans over for a smooch, the dog will push his way in between us and lick our faces until we separate.

He doesn't mind peeing in the rain but won't poop in it. When it snows, we have to shovel a path to the grass and then shovel the lawn until he can see grass. If he can't see grass, he won't poop. He will hold it until he gets sick.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Our dog doesn't like it when DH and I kiss. If we are sitting on the couch watching tv and DH leans over for a smooch, the dog will push his way in between us and lick our faces until we separate.

He doesn't mind peeing in the rain but won't poop in it. When it snows, we have to shovel a path to the grass and then shovel the lawn until he can see grass. If he can't see grass, he won't poop. He will hold it until he gets sick.

What a little jealous pot! LOL!

He sounds adorable, MM! wink

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Our dog doesn't like it when DH and I kiss. If we are sitting on the couch watching tv and DH leans over for a smooch, the dog will push his way in between us and lick our faces until we separate.

He doesn't mind peeing in the rain but won't poop in it. When it snows, we have to shovel a path to the grass and then shovel the lawn until he can see grass. If he can't see grass, he won't poop. He will hold it until he gets sick.

My dumb mom TRAINED her dog to bark and bark and bark whenever her and my dad kissed.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

That's sounds like a really odd thing to train your dog to do, NJN.

That had to be annoying, right? confuse

Divine Geek · Guru

When I first moved into my house, the grass hadn't been put down yet. And there was construction all around us. Corgi would NOT potty in the dirt. I had to walk him 5 blocks to the common area in the subdivision for him to go.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
That's sounds like a really odd thing to train your dog to do, NJN.
That had to be annoying, right?

It was annoying. But I didn't live there so not a big deal. She would show off though. "Oh, look what we taught the dog to do!" She had this little miniature dachshund. She dressed it and painted it's toenails. They bought her a little car seat too. She turned that dog into an old lady dog.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

I had to dig up this thread, after what happened yesterday. wink

Since the weather has gotten nicer, I've been going for a walk with Wayne and Jupiter after dinner.

Last night, Jupiter stopped to off load a pooh....and it was the most beautiful color green I'd ever seen!

Wayne about had a heart attack. He said, "Oh my God, isn't that a sign that a dog ate poison?"

And I said," I don't think she could have gotten into any poison. But I bet you my last buck, Cate is missing a green crayon."

Sure enough, when we got back home and checked, Cate's green crayon was missing. biggrin

Goofy dang crayon eating mutt!

Lesson learned. Don't leave the crayons where Jupie can reach them. wink

TrudyML · Guru

That! Is funny!