TOTALLY GEEKED!

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Time to cleanse

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

You should buy some depends now. Immediately.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Does it come in a can? lol

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Darn it. I don't have a lot of time at work to spend in the can. And if that is truly the case, there will be some other people in there with me. I need my privacy in the toilet!!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Darn it. I don't have a lot of time at work to spend in the can. And if that is truly the case, there will be some other people in there with me. I need my privacy in the toilet!!

Um, you might want to post a sign on the door too. Letting others know about the cleanse. And place a case of air freshener in each stall.

I did a cleanse one time. Key word one.

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

There are at least 5 of us doing it too! There is going to be a line of people doing the potty dance.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Good luck. Hope you have proper bathroom ventilation.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Lol!!!

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Coffee enemas anyone?

chef · Guru

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Coffee enemas anyone?

TLC had an episode of My Strange Addiction featuring a couple who did coffee enemas.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

This is just too disgusting!

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

I've never done one.

I never plan to either! wink

Mellow Momma · Sniff...sniff, sniff. Yay! A Bum!

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
I've never done one.
I never plan to either!

Had I not needed some way to bond right now with the team, I wouldn't be doing it either. I am Italian, and we are built to eat pasta. It's in our DNA! Going 12 days without pasta and cheese is going to be rough.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Mellow Momma wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
I've never done one.
I never plan to either!
Had I not needed some way to bond right now with the team, I wouldn't be doing it either. I am Italian, and we are built to eat pasta. It's in our DNA! Going 12 days without pasta and cheese is going to be rough.

I can live without pasta, no problem.

Now meat? No way. No how! wink

(I wonder if there is a bacon cleanse I could do?) biggrin

-- Edited by Fort Worth Mom on Tuesday 19th of January 2016 08:43:10 AM

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Google bacon cleanse. It's quite entertaining and funny!

weltschmerz · Guru

Mellow Momma wrote:
Has anyone ever done a cleanse? I am doing the Wild Rose herbal detox by Garden of Life. There are herbal supplements to take and a long list of foods not to eat. Basically, no flour, no pasta, no dairy, and some fruits and veg are a "no" as well. I typically don't fall for these things but a few people at work are doing it and we decided to do it together as a team bonding kind of thing. I am doing it to get some good mojo going for me in my new role. They will get a kick out of me doing it with them.
Has anyone done a cleanse before? Am I going to spend a lot of time...in the restroom like they warned me? I heard day 2-3 are heck and after that its smooth sailing.

I apologize in advance for what I might say when I am hungry. Lol

A detoxing cleanse? Detoxing from what? Will these vague substances be measured before and after the cleanse?

Do you have to buy anything?

I'm sorry, but as a medical professional, a cleansing is nonsense. Our bodies don't need it. We have a built-in cleansing system. We have kidneys, livers and lungs for that.

It's hokum. I suppose it can't hurt, so if you feel like participating in this group activity, go for it.

I wouldn't.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/05/detox-myth-health-diet-science-ignorance

https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-detox-scam-how-to-spot-it-and-how-to-avoid-it/

http://www.livescience.com/34845-detox-cleansing-facts-fallacies.html

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Good luck, MM???

flan

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

chef wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Coffee enemas anyone?
TLC had an episode of My Strange Addiction featuring a couple who did coffee enemas.

What a waste of good coffee! But, i wonder if you get better results with an espresso versus a latte?

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

weltschmerz wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Has anyone ever done a cleanse? I am doing the Wild Rose herbal detox by Garden of Life. There are herbal supplements to take and a long list of foods not to eat. Basically, no flour, no pasta, no dairy, and some fruits and veg are a "no" as well. I typically don't fall for these things but a few people at work are doing it and we decided to do it together as a team bonding kind of thing. I am doing it to get some good mojo going for me in my new role. They will get a kick out of me doing it with them.
Has anyone done a cleanse before? Am I going to spend a lot of time...in the restroom like they warned me? I heard day 2-3 are heck and after that its smooth sailing.

I apologize in advance for what I might say when I am hungry. Lol
A detoxing cleanse? Detoxing from what? Will these vague substances be measured before and after the cleanse?
Do you have to buy anything?
I'm sorry, but as a medical professional, a cleansing is nonsense. Our bodies don't need it. We have a built-in cleansing system. We have kidneys, livers and lungs for that.
It's hokum. I suppose it can't hurt, so if you feel like participating in this group activity, go for it.
I wouldn't.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/05/detox-myth-health-diet-science-ignorance
https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-detox-scam-how-to-spot-it-and-how-to-avoid-it/
http://www.livescience.com/34845-detox-cleansing-facts-fallacies.html

The links, the links!!!

Everyone needs a good Poop Welts. evileye

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

So I should not mention that I'm craving NOODLES & Company for lunch?

flan

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Really, LGS?????????

flan

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Really what? Pooping is important.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Really what? Pooping is important.

TMI, darlin'... biggrin

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Oooh, a poop guide. Nice. Happy to report my poops have been optimal lately!

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

I would expect nothing less from you! lol biggrin

TrudyML · Guru

Eat Taco Bell. That'll clean you out!

weltschmerz · Guru

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Has anyone ever done a cleanse? I am doing the Wild Rose herbal detox by Garden of Life. There are herbal supplements to take and a long list of foods not to eat. Basically, no flour, no pasta, no dairy, and some fruits and veg are a "no" as well. I typically don't fall for these things but a few people at work are doing it and we decided to do it together as a team bonding kind of thing. I am doing it to get some good mojo going for me in my new role. They will get a kick out of me doing it with them.
Has anyone done a cleanse before? Am I going to spend a lot of time...in the restroom like they warned me? I heard day 2-3 are heck and after that its smooth sailing.

I apologize in advance for what I might say when I am hungry. Lol
A detoxing cleanse? Detoxing from what? Will these vague substances be measured before and after the cleanse?
Do you have to buy anything?
I'm sorry, but as a medical professional, a cleansing is nonsense. Our bodies don't need it. We have a built-in cleansing system. We have kidneys, livers and lungs for that.
It's hokum. I suppose it can't hurt, so if you feel like participating in this group activity, go for it.
I wouldn't.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/05/detox-myth-health-diet-science-ignorance
https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-detox-scam-how-to-spot-it-and-how-to-avoid-it/
http://www.livescience.com/34845-detox-cleansing-facts-fallacies.html

The links, the links!!!

Everyone needs a good Poop Welts.

Well, I figured my own personal opinion wouldn't mean much, so I backed it up.

There are other ways to have a good poop.

Seems like overkill.

Again...do you have to buy anything?

Domestic Engineer · Guru

Mark this one on the calendar, I actually agree with Weltz.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I choose not to share a description of my poop.

flan

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

weltschmerz wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Has anyone ever done a cleanse? I am doing the Wild Rose herbal detox by Garden of Life. There are herbal supplements to take and a long list of foods not to eat. Basically, no flour, no pasta, no dairy, and some fruits and veg are a "no" as well. I typically don't fall for these things but a few people at work are doing it and we decided to do it together as a team bonding kind of thing. I am doing it to get some good mojo going for me in my new role. They will get a kick out of me doing it with them.
Has anyone done a cleanse before? Am I going to spend a lot of time...in the restroom like they warned me? I heard day 2-3 are heck and after that its smooth sailing.

I apologize in advance for what I might say when I am hungry. Lol
A detoxing cleanse? Detoxing from what? Will these vague substances be measured before and after the cleanse?
Do you have to buy anything?
I'm sorry, but as a medical professional, a cleansing is nonsense. Our bodies don't need it. We have a built-in cleansing system. We have kidneys, livers and lungs for that.
It's hokum. I suppose it can't hurt, so if you feel like participating in this group activity, go for it.
I wouldn't.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/05/detox-myth-health-diet-science-ignorance
https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-detox-scam-how-to-spot-it-and-how-to-avoid-it/
http://www.livescience.com/34845-detox-cleansing-facts-fallacies.html

The links, the links!!!

Everyone needs a good Poop Welts.
Well, I figured my own personal opinion wouldn't mean much, so I backed it up.
There are other ways to have a good poop.
Seems like overkill.
Again...do you have to buy anything?

No , you don't have to buy anything. A good dose of sennosides or colace or whatnot is pretty cheap.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Eat more fiber. Drink more water. Easy peasy.

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

There's a video that goes with that guide LGS posted. Tells you all about poop. And how it should be. How often you should poop and what it should be like when you wipe and all. Very interesting.

weltschmerz · Guru

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
Mellow Momma wrote:
Has anyone ever done a cleanse? I am doing the Wild Rose herbal detox by Garden of Life. There are herbal supplements to take and a long list of foods not to eat. Basically, no flour, no pasta, no dairy, and some fruits and veg are a "no" as well. I typically don't fall for these things but a few people at work are doing it and we decided to do it together as a team bonding kind of thing. I am doing it to get some good mojo going for me in my new role. They will get a kick out of me doing it with them.
Has anyone done a cleanse before? Am I going to spend a lot of time...in the restroom like they warned me? I heard day 2-3 are heck and after that its smooth sailing.

I apologize in advance for what I might say when I am hungry. Lol
A detoxing cleanse? Detoxing from what? Will these vague substances be measured before and after the cleanse?
Do you have to buy anything?
I'm sorry, but as a medical professional, a cleansing is nonsense. Our bodies don't need it. We have a built-in cleansing system. We have kidneys, livers and lungs for that.
It's hokum. I suppose it can't hurt, so if you feel like participating in this group activity, go for it.
I wouldn't.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/05/detox-myth-health-diet-science-ignorance
https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/the-detox-scam-how-to-spot-it-and-how-to-avoid-it/
http://www.livescience.com/34845-detox-cleansing-facts-fallacies.html

The links, the links!!!

Everyone needs a good Poop Welts.
Well, I figured my own personal opinion wouldn't mean much, so I backed it up.
There are other ways to have a good poop.
Seems like overkill.
Again...do you have to buy anything?
No , you don't have to buy anything. A good dose of sennosides or colace or whatnot is pretty cheap.

Why are you answering for Mellow Momma?

Do you speak for her now?

Looks like she may have to invest in some herbal supplements, most of which are also an expensive scam.

weltschmerz · Guru

On Monday, New York State’s Attorney General Eric Schneiderman instructed Target, GNC, Walgreens and Walmart to immediately cease selling a number of scam herbal supplements. An investigation revealed that best-selling supplements not only didn’t work, but were potentially dangerous, with four out of five of the products not even listing any herbs in their ingredients. Instead, the supplements contained fillers including powdered rice, houseplants and asparagus. Fraudulent products include echinacea, ginseng, St. John’s wort, garlic, ginkgo biloba and saw palmetto.

www.alternet.org/corporate-accountability-and-workplace/massive-herbal-supplement-scam-uncovered-walmart-target-gnc

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

You are always the life of the party aren't you Welts? hmm

weltschmerz · Guru

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You are always the life of the party aren't you Welts?

Just giving my professional opnion. She asked.

weltschmerz · Guru

You bring your poop poster to parties?

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

weltschmerz wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You are always the life of the party aren't you Welts?
Just giving my professional opnion. She asked.

Where were you asked for your "professional opinion"? You immediately just started posting links. evileye

weltschmerz · Guru

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You are always the life of the party aren't you Welts?
Just giving my professional opnion. She asked.
Where were you asked for your "professional opinion"? You immediately just started posting links.

Oh, for Christ's sake! she asked if we ever did it. I said I wouldn't and why.

Did she ask for your very informative and descriptive pictures of $hit?

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

You spelled OPINION wrong. You wrote opnion.

weltschmerz · Guru

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You spelled OPINION wrong. You wrote opnion.

Oh Noez! Stop the presses!!

weltschmerz · Guru

weltschmerz wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You spelled OPINION wrong. You wrote opnion.
Oh Noez! Stop the presses!!

Answer the question. Who asked for your nasty poop picture?

FNW · Guru

Cleansing stands between me and getting a colonoscopy.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

weltschmerz wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You spelled OPINION wrong. You wrote opnion.
Oh Noez! Stop the presses!!
Answer the question. Who asked for your nasty poop picture?

I am just chatting. Not claiming it as my "professional opinion". wink

weltschmerz · Guru

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
weltschmerz wrote:
Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
You spelled OPINION wrong. You wrote opnion.
Oh Noez! Stop the presses!!
Answer the question. Who asked for your nasty poop picture?
I am just chatting. Not claiming it as my "professional opinion".

So what? I'm a professional. I have an opinion.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

Most professionals can spell Opinion. Just saying. biggrin

weltschmerz · Guru

Ugh. Leave me alone with your crap. You do this Every. Single. Time.
Everywhere.
I'm going to go over there now. ---------------->
I'm tired of you.

Lady Gaga Snerd · Guru

weltschmerz wrote:
Ugh. Leave me alone with your crap. You do this Every. Single. Time.
Everywhere.
I'm going to go over there now. ---------------->
I'm tired of you.

Going over where? You know you LURVE me. biggrin

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Lady Gaga Snerd wrote:
Most professionals can spell Opinion. Just saying.

Most 5 year olds can spell "The". wink

Are u watching Rhe Bachelor? (Your thread topic line, LGS. I'm guessing you meant, "The".)

People make typos all the time.

Usually, without being insulted for it.

Until your typing is perfect, you really shouldn't throw stones.

Just a suggestion. smile