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Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Wiener Wednesday.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I have TWO wieners! I love them both!!!

flan

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

And my wieners love me too!

flan

FNW · Guru

I like mine with chili & cheese on them!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

FNW wrote:
I like mine with chili & cheese on them!

Yeah, you probably eat BACON too...

bleh

flan

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Happy Wednesday!

Or, is it Happy Hump Your Wiener Day? confuse

I'm so confused! biggrin

Divine Geek · Guru

Chili and cheese on mine too please. Yum!

I have a dentist appointment this morning. My appointment is an hour later than I'm normally at work and 10 minutes closer. So that means I got to sleep in!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Happy Wednesday!
Or, is it Happy Hump Your Wiener Day?
I'm so confused!

My wieners hump each other every day!

flan

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

flan327 wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Happy Wednesday!
Or, is it Happy Hump Your Wiener Day?
I'm so confused!
My wieners hump each other every day!
flan

LOL! biggrin

TrudyML · Guru

I am here. Blah. Morning!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Fort Worth Mom wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Happy Wednesday!
Or, is it Happy Hump Your Wiener Day?
I'm so confused!
My wieners hump each other every day!
flan
LOL!

It falls under the category of "Things I Never Thought I'd Hear Myself Say"

"Stop humping your brother!"

flan

p.s. They are both male, both fixed. They take turns...It really doesn't bother me, most of the time!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

TrudyML wrote:
I am here. Blah. Morning!

Trudeeee:

If you ever said, "Yippee!!! Another morning at work," we would all worry!

biggrin

flan

TrudyML · Guru

The claims are killing me. The calls. Every call sucks!

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

TrudyML wrote:
The claims are killing me. The calls. Every call sucks!

I want to call you.

I can be EXTREMELY obnoxious...

flan

TrudyML · Guru

Oh, man you'd get shot. Trust me. Many a shooting going on here right now.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

TrudyML wrote:
Oh, man you'd get shot. Trust me. Many a shooting going on here right now.

Funny...don't think I heard about that on the news!

It must be your friends on the police force. evileye

flan

TrudyML · Guru

Ah, my buddies! I may go walk around. It's above zero today!

Divine Geek · Guru

I walked out of the house with out a coat this morning because I thought it didn't feel too cold. It was 30 degrees.

TrudyML · Guru

LOL! I did not layer up.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.

Fort Worth Mom · Mod/Penguin lover/Princess!

Lawyerlady wrote:
I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.

Oh my, LL. That stinks.

I hope you'll be feeling better soon.

You should probably go home and rest.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

How scary, LL.

Buy yourself a new sweater, at least.

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

flan327 wrote:
How scary, LL.

Buy yourself a new sweater, at least.

flan

I had to. It was either drive 25 minutes home and back or stop at Kohl's and buy a sweater. I stopped at Kohls.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

I've never had a nosebleed...neither have either of my kids.

flan

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
How scary, LL.

Buy yourself a new sweater, at least.

flan
I had to. It was either drive 25 minutes home and back or stop at Kohl's and buy a sweater. I stopped at Kohls.

You know, it would have been funny to see the reactions when you walked in looking like a survivor of a zombie attack.

flan

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

flan327 wrote:
I've never had a nosebleed...neither have either of my kids.

flan

This is probably the third of my life and NEVER like this.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

flan327 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
flan327 wrote:
How scary, LL.

Buy yourself a new sweater, at least.

flan
I had to. It was either drive 25 minutes home and back or stop at Kohl's and buy a sweater. I stopped at Kohls.
You know, it would have been funny to see the reactions when you walked in looking like a survivor of a zombie attack.
flan

I had a tank top on under my sweater. I took the sweater off and walked into the store looking like I thought it was July. I was freezing.

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

Lawyerlady wrote:
I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.

That is scary LL. Did your doctor say what caused your nose bleed? I've never had a nose bleed either.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.
That is scary LL. Did your doctor say what caused your nose bleed? I've never had a nose bleed either.

A blood vessel ruptured. But it's one back far in my nose, so it was also going down the back of my throat. If it does it again, I'll have to go see an ENT to have it cauterized. Fun.

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

I never wear a coat but I leave my front door & hop in my car in the driveway. Then from the curb to my office. I leave one in the back of my car in case I breakdown & need one.

And I want chili, cheese & onions on my wiener.

Lexxy · My dog name is Sasha, too!

Lawyerlady wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.
That is scary LL. Did your doctor say what caused your nose bleed? I've never had a nose bleed either.
A blood vessel ruptured. But it's one back far in my nose, so it was also going down the back of my throat. If it does it again, I'll have to go see an ENT to have it cauterized. Fun.

Here is to hoping it heals itself & no cauterization needed.

TrudyML · Guru

I hope you are ok, LL.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Thanks, ladies. It was more scary than anything, I think. All that blood was pretty frightening. But, other than a headache, I seem to be ok.

Ohfour · Hooker

Oh, thats scary LL. Im sorry...

I forgot to eat before i took my pain meds. Im floating right about now...

lilyofcourse · My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Afternoon ya'll.

I like slaw, mustard and onions on my dogs. Had it last night actually.

LL, that had to be scary. Go home. Rest up.

O4, how long is the tail on that kite you're riding?

Hope everyone has a good day.

chef · Guru

This thread has made me want hot dogs. Does anyone have a Wienerschnitzel near them? Their chili is yummy.

ed11563 · Guru

TrudyML wrote:
The claims are killing me. The calls. Every call sucks!

Funniest call I ever made to an insurance broker:

A guy who was stopped behind me at a red light, let his foot slip off the brake and did $900 damage to my back bumper cover.

He didn't have an insurance card, so he gave he his broker's business card, and I called:

Me: Hi, your client (name) just hit my car, he didn't have his insurance card and gave me your business card instead.

Trudy: (Okay maybe not YOU) : Right, 5 minutes ago on Peninsula Blvd.

Me: No, this was on (street, 1 block from his first collision).

Trudy: WHAT? Two collision in 5 minutes?

Me: Apparently.

ed11563 · Guru

Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.
That is scary LL. Did your doctor say what caused your nose bleed? I've never had a nose bleed either.
A blood vessel ruptured. But it's one back far in my nose, so it was also going down the back of my throat. If it does it again, I'll have to go see an ENT to have it cauterized. Fun.
Here is to hoping it heals itself & no cauterization needed.

I don't think you should wait. It bled a lot once, enough to cause you to feel weak from blood loss. The next time you might lose consciousness while driving or going down a flight of stairs.

Cauterizing it should take a couple of minutes in the doctor's office. Ask.

ed11563 · Guru

I only have one wiener story:

I was visiting my sister, we were in her living room with her life-long BFF who lived nearby, when her 5 year old son (Nephew5?)

came down the stairs naked (it was hot that day).

My sister's friend was staring at him as he came down.

Nephew said, "What??? I've had it all my life !"

Sister's BFF said, "The girls are going to LOVE him !"

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. Cause that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener then everyone would be in love with me! Oh yeah, everyone would be in love with me!

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

ed11563 wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.
That is scary LL. Did your doctor say what caused your nose bleed? I've never had a nose bleed either.
A blood vessel ruptured. But it's one back far in my nose, so it was also going down the back of my throat. If it does it again, I'll have to go see an ENT to have it cauterized. Fun.
Here is to hoping it heals itself & no cauterization needed.
I don't think you should wait. It bled a lot once, enough to cause you to feel weak from blood loss. The next time you might lose consciousness while driving or going down a flight of stairs.
Cauterizing it should take a couple of minutes in the doctor's office. Ask.

He said it is too deep in my nose for him to do it - he's a general practitioner.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. Cause that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener then everyone would be in love with me! Oh yeah, everyone would be in love with me!

I HATE YOU.

flan

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

flan327 wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. Cause that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener then everyone would be in love with me! Oh yeah, everyone would be in love with me!
I HATE YOU.
flan

No you don't! biggrin

Tell me you didn't sing that in your head!

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Lawyerlady wrote:
I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.

LL, the only times in my adult life that I've had nosebleeds have been times of excruciating stress. I hope this is a one-time thing that doesn't happen again! If I were you, I would go home and rest.

flan327 · Itty bitty's Grammy

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
flan327 wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. Cause that is what I'd truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener then everyone would be in love with me! Oh yeah, everyone would be in love with me!
I HATE YOU.
flan
No you don't!
Tell me you didn't sing that in your head!

Of course I did...that's WHY I hate you!

flan

ed11563 · Guru

Lawyerlady wrote:
ed11563 wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.
That is scary LL. Did your doctor say what caused your nose bleed? I've never had a nose bleed either.
A blood vessel ruptured. But it's one back far in my nose, so it was also going down the back of my throat. If it does it again, I'll have to go see an ENT to have it cauterized. Fun.
Here is to hoping it heals itself & no cauterization needed.
I don't think you should wait. It bled a lot once, enough to cause you to feel weak from blood loss. The next time you might lose consciousness while driving or going down a flight of stairs.
Cauterizing it should take a couple of minutes in the doctor's office. Ask.

He said it is too deep in my nose for him to do it - he's a general practitioner.

Could you find a good ENT? S/he would have the right tools.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I left Carlee alone in the bedroom and she ate part of my slipper and stick of beef jerky, wrapper and all off DH's bedside table.

Lawyerlady · On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

ed11563 wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
ed11563 wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
Lexxy wrote:
Lawyerlady wrote:
I had an exciting morning. On the way to work this morning, I felt like something was stuck in my throat so I coughed it up and it was a handful of blood. Immediately after that, my nose started pouring blood. I was driving past my doctor's office, so I pulled in. My nose wouldn't stop bleeding and my blood pressure was really high because of all the bleeding. It's stopped now, but I have no energy and my head hurts.

Another fun thing - I was wearing an ivory sweater that is now ruined. Ugg. I'm at work, but I don't know how long I'll last.
That is scary LL. Did your doctor say what caused your nose bleed? I've never had a nose bleed either.
A blood vessel ruptured. But it's one back far in my nose, so it was also going down the back of my throat. If it does it again, I'll have to go see an ENT to have it cauterized. Fun.
Here is to hoping it heals itself & no cauterization needed.
I don't think you should wait. It bled a lot once, enough to cause you to feel weak from blood loss. The next time you might lose consciousness while driving or going down a flight of stairs.
Cauterizing it should take a couple of minutes in the doctor's office. Ask.

He said it is too deep in my nose for him to do it - he's a general practitioner.
Could you find a good ENT? S/he would have the right tools.

I know a couple. But by the time I got in at this point, it will most likely be healed and they won't be able to tell where it is.

TrudyML · Guru

Sounds like you are doing everything right, LL

Divine Geek · Guru

I get nose bleeds all the time. Have my whole life. They usually stop after a few minutes. I've only had a couple that have lasted long enough for me to worry. Your nose should heal on its own and this will just be a good party story.