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As a grown woman, i will respectfully request that other posters do not correct my spelling or punctuation. Thank you

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Yes, that can be annoying, especially when none of the meaning of the post is lost through spelling or punctuation. I have edited myself several times when I discovered a really glaring error, but do not think it should be done to others....

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When it is an obvious typo and the meaning is clear, the only reason to point it out is to be a jerk.

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When it is an obvious typo and the meaning is clear, the only reason to point it out is to be a jerk.


 Or to be funny. You forgot the humor factor.



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Yes, that can be annoying, especially when none of the meaning of the post is lost through spelling or punctuation. I have edited myself several times when I discovered a really glaring error, but do not think it should be done to others....


 LOL If I notice I made a spelling error AFTER I hit post I don't go back and change it.  I've been accused one too many times of changing the basis of the post.  Now sometimes when I see people who have an ETA I wonder what they changed about their post.



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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
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When it is an obvious typo and the meaning is clear, the only reason to point it out is to be a jerk.


 Or to be funny. You forgot the humor factor.


 Yes, sometimes it's funny.  Especially when the typo is a funny typo. 

 

BTW - with half - mast/staff, I know it's half-staff, but I'm not sure I would have said it.  It sounds sexual to me. 



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I knew what she meant when she said half mast. I guess it didn't even bother me. I understood it and moved right on by. I rarely ever feel the need to correct someone.

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A mast is on a ship, a staff is on land.

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A mast is on a ship, a staff is on land.


 Or in hand!



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A mast is on a ship, a staff is on land.


 I know that.  And when I read it I also understood what she was intending.  Thus I just moved along.  I am generally not a spelling or grammar nazi.  Sometimes maybe.  Especially if it's a funny mistake.  But generally no.



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A mast is on a ship, a staff is on land.


 Or in hand!


 Bwaaahaaahaaahaaaaa!  That's awesome.



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There are soooo many people that use half mast when they mean half staff. I wasnt trying to be a grammar nazi. I was just pointing out something that is a general misuse of a term.

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No. You were not.

But the ones who are, and we all know who they are, really do get tedious in dealing with them.

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Goodness. My error sure is getting a lot of mention. So does that make me famous or infamous? :P

Ohfour: I was not offended at all that you corrected me. I didn't know I used the wrong term. I don't think I've ever heard or used half staff.

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I think the grammar nazi would be better off PM'ing the offender rather than publicly embarrassing them.  That way the offender can tell them to fvck off without breaking any rules.



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I think the grammar nazi would be better off PM'ing the offender rather than publicly embarrassing them.  That way the offender can tell them to fvck off without breaking any rules.


 This!!!!!



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I think the grammar nazi would be better off PM'ing the offender rather than publicly embarrassing them.  That way the offender can tell them to fvck off without breaking any rules.


 I think if one is corrected by grammar police in open forum then they get a free pass and can tell them to eff off in open forum.



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Yes!!! And the horse they rode in on!!

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When it is an obvious typo and the meaning is clear, the only reason to point it out is to be a jerk.


 Yeah, this.  I often use an ipad to post on here.  For some reason, many times when I want to write "you", it comes out as "yiu" just because of the way my fingers work on that keyboard.  

 

I know damn well how to spell "you", but it's a pain in the butt to go back and correct those when "you" know darn well what I mean, anyway.  



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Frankly, the people who put apostrophes in plurals are committing more egregious grammar errors than those who accidentally misspell words or who get thwarted by autocorrect.

Also, those who use where when they mean were (or vice versa) or the wrong form of too/to/two or there/their/they're.

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Frankly, the people who put apostrophes in plurals are committing more egregious grammar errors than those who accidentally misspell words or who get thwarted by autocorrect.

Also, those who use where when they mean were (or vice versa) or the wrong form of too/to/two or there/their/they're.


I am the apostrophe offender.  Feel free to correct me.  Maybe it will stick one day.



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Frankly, the people who put apostrophes in plurals are committing more egregious grammar errors than those who accidentally misspell words or who get thwarted by autocorrect.

Also, those who use where when they mean were (or vice versa) or the wrong form of too/to/two or there/their/they're.


I am the apostrophe offender.  Feel free to correct me.  Maybe it will stick one day.


 There are a few apostrophe offenders here. Embarrassingly, the memories feature on FB has caught me in the same error. I want to fix the error but I don't want to cause the post to pop up on peoples' feeds.

The worst apostrophe offender I've seen was on my ex's company car. They printed 'we fix what bug's you' on the cars. Made me tick every time I saw it. The worst part? Ex didn't care one bit that said error made his company look ignorant.



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I'm not in the business of correcting people ... unless they make a habit of correcting others. If one is going to be sanctimonious, one needs to be perfect.

However, funny typos deserve to get mentioned

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I'm not in the business of correcting people ... unless they make a habit of correcting others. If one is going to be sanctimonious, one needs to be perfect.

However, funny typos deserve to get mentioned


 Yeah yeah yeah, weren't YOU the one that corrected my spelling error the other day?  Huh?  Huh?  biggrin



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chef wrote:

Goodness. My error sure is getting a lot of mention. So does that make me famous or infamous? :P

Ohfour: I was not offended at all that you corrected me. I didn't know I used the wrong term. I don't think I've ever heard or used half staff.


 Its VERY common Chef. In fact, I  hear mast 99% of the time they mean staff. Even seasoned newscasters say mast. We should probably change the meaning, seeing that its so prevalent. 

 

 



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I'm not in the business of correcting people ... unless they make a habit of correcting others. If one is going to be sanctimonious, one needs to be perfect.

However, funny typos deserve to get mentioned


 Yeah yeah yeah, weren't YOU the one that corrected my spelling error the other day?  Huh?  Huh?  biggrin


 I did! Cuz it was funny! It stuck out like a sore thumb in a post about proper spelling wink



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Goodness. My error sure is getting a lot of mention. So does that make me famous or infamous? :P

Ohfour: I was not offended at all that you corrected me. I didn't know I used the wrong term. I don't think I've ever heard or used half staff.


 Its VERY common Chef. In fact, I  hear mast 99% of the time they mean staff. Even seasoned newscasters say mast. We should probably change the meaning, seeing that its so prevalent. 

 

 


 I'm in good company, then!



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Here's one I see on Reddit all the time. Desert used when the commenter/poster means dessert. A teacher taught me an easy way to remember the difference: You want a second helping of dessert so there are two s's.

And there's that pesky apostrophe used in a plural but both Ss and ss look weird and may be confusing.

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I'm not in the business of correcting people ... unless they make a habit of correcting others. If one is going to be sanctimonious, one needs to be perfect.

However, funny typos deserve to get mentioned


 Yeah yeah yeah, weren't YOU the one that corrected my spelling error the other day?  Huh?  Huh?  biggrin


 I did! Cuz it was funny! It stuck out like a sore thumb in a post about proper spelling wink


 And I'm okay with it!  You meant no harm.  I make spelling errors too.  I can never figure out if it's supposed to be others or other's or something else.  I can't spell guarantee for the freaking love of god.  I just type it and spell check it.  I know the common ones like our/are, they're/their/there, two/to/too, and all those.  It drives me nuts when people use the wrong one but I don't correct them.  I think my biggest fault of all is leaving words out.  My brain is thinking and my fingers don't type as fast.  I'll leave a single word out but you, general you, can always figure out what I am saying.



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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
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I'm not in the business of correcting people ... unless they make a habit of correcting others. If one is going to be sanctimonious, one needs to be perfect.

However, funny typos deserve to get mentioned


 Yeah yeah yeah, weren't YOU the one that corrected my spelling error the other day?  Huh?  Huh?  biggrin


 I did! Cuz it was funny! It stuck out like a sore thumb in a post about proper spelling wink


 And I'm okay with it!  You meant no harm.  I make spelling errors too.  I can never figure out if it's supposed to be others or other's or something else.  I can't spell guarantee for the freaking love of god.  I just type it and spell check it.  I know the common ones like our/are, they're/their/there, two/to/too, and all those.  It drives me nuts when people use the wrong one but I don't correct them.  I think my biggest fault of all is leaving words out.  My brain is thinking and my fingers don't type as fast.  I'll leave a single word out but you, general you, can always figure out what I am saying.


 I'm horrible at leaving words out. Unfortunately, I tend to do it at the worst times. Stuff like when I mean to say (silly but easy example): "I'm not a man." and I type "I'm a man."



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Tinydancer wrote:
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I think the grammar nazi would be better off PM'ing the offender rather than publicly embarrassing them.  That way the offender can tell them to fvck off without breaking any rules.


 This!!!!!


 I don't mind being corrected. Everyone makes mistakes.

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It isn't the occasional correction for clarification.

It's the nit picking.

We all have seen it. We know who does it.

Most people with a brain can figure out the general meaning in a post.

But there are times it is used as a weapon. An attempt to make another look bad.

It becomes petty behavior.

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There is lots of petty behavior here.

It's your choice to stay.

It's not an indictment of character, but all of us here are adults.

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flan327 wrote:
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I think the grammar nazi would be better off PM'ing the offender rather than publicly embarrassing them.  That way the offender can tell them to fvck off without breaking any rules.


 This!!!!!


 I don't mind being corrected. Everyone makes mistakes.

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 I don't mind, either. If someone doesn't correct me, I'll be making the same mistake over and over and over again.



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weltschmerz wrote:
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I think the grammar nazi would be better off PM'ing the offender rather than publicly embarrassing them.  That way the offender can tell them to fvck off without breaking any rules.


 This!!!!!


 I don't mind being corrected. Everyone makes mistakes.

flan


 I don't mind, either. If someone doesn't correct me, I'll be making the same mistake over and over and over again.


 So we should probably compile a list of those who will allow correction & those who won't...

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If someone hadn't corrected me on "capital" vs "capitol", I'd still be making the mistake and looking like a moron.
So....thank you.

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Well, I used to despise chef. She knows this. She wasn't that found of me either. We went round and round correcting each other. It always drove me nuts. Now it doesn't because I know she's just teasing me.

If you want to correct my spelling or grammar without belittling me I'm fine. If you do it just to make me look stupid or put me down then yeah, don't bother.

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weltschmerz wrote:

If someone hadn't corrected me on "capital" vs "capitol", I'd still be making the mistake and looking like a moron.
So....thank you.


 We've said before that the English language often makes little sense!

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Just right over the top.

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Well, I used to despise chef. She knows this. She wasn't that found of me either. We went round and round correcting each other. It always drove me nuts. Now it doesn't because I know she's just teasing me.

If you want to correct my spelling or grammar without belittling me I'm fine. If you do it just to make me look stupid or put me down then yeah, don't bother.


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Correcting some ones spelling because you don't have an argument is childish. The ones who go around correcting others know exactly what they're doing no matter how innocent they like to act. They know others don't appreciate it yet they must nitpick just to make themselves feel sooooo smart.

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Well, I used to despise chef. She knows this. She wasn't that found of me either. We went round and round correcting each other. It always drove me nuts. Now it doesn't because I know she's just teasing me.

If you want to correct my spelling or grammar without belittling me I'm fine. If you do it just to make me look stupid or put me down then yeah, don't bother.


I wasn't that lost of you either ...


   You will be the death of me!  I need to stop doing three things at once.  I really DO know grammar!



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I'm not talking about chef and NJN who seem to be having some fun with it right now.

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Just right over the top.


 Nope, just don't care.

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Well, I used to despise chef. She knows this. She wasn't that found of me either. We went round and round correcting each other. It always drove me nuts. Now it doesn't because I know she's just teasing me.

If you want to correct my spelling or grammar without belittling me I'm fine. If you do it just to make me look stupid or put me down then yeah, don't bother.


I wasn't that lost of you either ...


   You will be the death of me!  I need to stop doing three things at once.  I really DO know grammar!


I love your typos!

DH is being the death of me this morning. I would say he couldn't possibly get more annoying but he'd take that as a challenge. DS wanted some M&Ms. He is alternating between dumping them out on every flat surface, putting them in a bowl, eating a couple, and randomly shoving one in DH's mouth.



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Well, I used to despise chef. She knows this. She wasn't that found of me either. We went round and round correcting each other. It always drove me nuts. Now it doesn't because I know she's just teasing me.

If you want to correct my spelling or grammar without belittling me I'm fine. If you do it just to make me look stupid or put me down then yeah, don't bother.


I wasn't that lost of you either ...


   You will be the death of me!  I need to stop doing three things at once.  I really DO know grammar!


I love your typos!

DH is being the death of me this morning. I would say he couldn't possibly get more annoying but he'd take that as a challenge. DS wanted some M&Ms. He is alternating between dumping them out on every flat surface, putting them in a bowl, eating a couple, and randomly shoving one in DH's mouth.


Send him to me!  DS, not DH.  I do not want another DH.



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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

Well, I used to despise chef. She knows this. She wasn't that found of me either. We went round and round correcting each other. It always drove me nuts. Now it doesn't because I know she's just teasing me.

If you want to correct my spelling or grammar without belittling me I'm fine. If you do it just to make me look stupid or put me down then yeah, don't bother.


I wasn't that lost of you either ...


   You will be the death of me!  I need to stop doing three things at once.  I really DO know grammar!


I love your typos!

DH is being the death of me this morning. I would say he couldn't possibly get more annoying but he'd take that as a challenge. DS wanted some M&Ms. He is alternating between dumping them out on every flat surface, putting them in a bowl, eating a couple, and randomly shoving one in DH's mouth.


Send him to me!  DS, not DH.  I do not want another DH.


 But DH is SO much fun! Just give him one of those oblong toilets and a bucket of fried chicken and he's good.



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There is lots of petty behavior here.

It's your choice to stay.

It's not an indictment of character, but all of us here are adults.

flan


 Yes, there really is.  By those that feel the need to constantly correct other adults or make snide comments. 

 

All of us ARE adults, and no longer have teachers.  Therefore, there is no need to correct them.



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If someone hadn't corrected me on "capital" vs "capitol", I'd still be making the mistake and looking like a moron.
So....thank you.


 Um that isnt the purpose of message boards.  Just like having a conversation or sending an card to a friend usually doesn't involve being graded and corrected like a third grader.



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