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Polish company wants funding for its attempt to brew beer with bacteria from a Czech model's vagina

  • Polish firm The Order of Yoni takes its name from Sanskrit word for vagina
  • Claims it will produce beer using bacteria taken from a model's vagina
  • Brewery is asking for £118,000 to fund the project, but provides few details
  • Online post does not explain process or breakdown of costs involved 

 

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Bizarre: The Polish beer makers claim they will make 'Bottled Instinct' using 'lactic acid bacteria' from Czech model Alexandra Brendlova, who appears in a promotional image posted online

A Polish company has set up a crowd-funding page to raise money for a new brand of beer which it claims will be made with bacteria taken from a woman's vagina.

The Order of Yoni - which takes its name from the Sanskrit word for vagina - is asking for £118,000 (150,000 Euros) to launch 'Bottled Instinct', a drink which contains the 'quintessence of femininity'.

A post on crowd-sourcing website Indie Go Go claims the beer will be made from the 'lactic acid bacteria' of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova, who appears in the adverts in negligee.

However there are only vague references to the brewing process on the website and it is unclear whether the bacteria - lactobacillus - can be used to make beer.

The post reads: 'Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of unique woman [sic].' It later states that the final product will be 'clean and healthy'.

The crowd-sourcing page also includes a hyper-sexual pitch to potential financiers. 

It reads: 'Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice.

'Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer

'The golden drink brewed with her lure, grace and flavored with instincts. Imagine the beer of which every sip is a randez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kiss you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for that beer?'

The makers claim the 150,000 Euros will allow them to brew six batches of 16,600 beers each, with funds going towards the 'brewing process, ingredients and bottles' decorations'.

'Flavoured with instincts': The brewery claims the beer will bottle the 'sensuality of your dream woman'

'Flavoured with instincts': The brewery claims the beer will bottle the 'sensuality of your dream woman'

Vague: The brewery is asking for 150,000 Euro but does not provide a breakdown of how it will be spent

Vague: The brewery is asking for 150,000 Euro but does not provide a breakdown of how it will be spent

The money will also cover the 'model's reward' and a budget for the 'perks' offered to investors. However, there is no detail provided as to the breakdown of the costs. 

They have raised 95 Euros so far.

Producers claim the first 'Bottled Instinct' will be 'only the beginning' for the brewery. 

They propose a 'blond ale' made with the 'vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a blond-haired model or celebrity', and a 'BDSM ale' made with the vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette'. 

Last year it emerged that a PhD student at the University of Wisconsin had used her own vaginal yeast to make yoghurt. Cecilia Westbrook tried the 'she-made' yoghurt and said it had a 'sour taste'.

Seeking investors: Producers claim the first 'Bottled Instinct' will be 'only the beginning' for the brewery

Seeking investors: Producers claim the first 'Bottled Instinct' will be 'only the beginning' for the brewery

However, the US Federal Drug Administration’s Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition said that 'vaginal secretions are not considered "food" and may transmit human disease'.

Fermentation expert Michael Tonsmeire, founder of the Mad Fermantationist blog, also pointed out a woman had previously developed a bread recipe that used her own vaginal yeast. 

Commenting on The Order of Yoni's claims, Mr Tonsmeire said: 'Lactobacillus certainly can produce acid from simple sugars in a low hopped wort' but said that type of bacteria 'don't make especially distinct flavours'. 



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3516172/Polish-company-wants-funding-attempt-brew-beer-bacteria-Czech-model-s-vagina.html#ixzz44TwCWwv0 
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Heck, I'll sell mine for a LOT less!

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Does she squirt?

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OMG eye bleach
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 Eye bleach???  She's hawt.  

 

 



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She is hot but it's still disgusting.

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She is hot but it's still disgusting.


 Well, I might not drink the beer....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....but I'd like to see where it comes from!wink



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Good luck with that...lol. I'm sure you and every other guy reading this article. Well most guys reading this article...

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Good luck with that...lol. I'm sure you and every other guy reading this article. Well most guys reading this article...


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I wonder if that's where they will get their yeast, too.........

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Will they start producing "fromunder" cheese next?

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I actually think it's so stupid it's funny!

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Gross! Someone call the health department!

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Next, they'll be wanting to make beer from a thrush infection in somebody's mouth. Nope,nope, nope.

I don't care how hot he is.


That's also yeast.
Yuck.



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Does it come with a monistat garnish?

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I agree with huskerbb. She's most definitely hot!

BUt I have no desire to drink beer made from her vaginal scrapings. That's just disgusting to imagine.

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