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Let's see how long it takes for the arguing to start over nothing.



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I think we have tried this before. More than once.

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Liberism is a mental disorder. There...

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Well, someone has to actually say something controversial first, like say.....


I used the handicap stall sometimes.




Now, who can resist that?

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Liberism is a mental disorder. There...


 That's not very nice.  I'm sure there are some perfectly nice, sane liberals out there.



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Lawyerlady wrote:

Well, someone has to actually say something controversial first, like say.....


I used the handicap stall sometimes.




Now, who can resist that?


 Ohhhhh, now you've done it!



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I use the handicap stall, too. I need elbow room.

I'm sure there are some sane liberals, I have just yet to meet one.

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Our Walmart re did the parking lot. There are less cart corrals. So last time I went there.....

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Our Walmart re did the parking lot. There are less cart corrals. So last time I went there.....


 oooooohhhhhhhh.



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Southern_Belle wrote:

Our Walmart re did the parking lot. There are less cart corrals. So last time I went there.....


 oooooohhhhhhhh.


Seriously?!?!?!

I can't believe you!  What if all 20 people missing legs in your town run out of bread at the same time and one of them can't park in that spot because of you? 



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Empyreal wrote:
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Our Walmart re did the parking lot. There are less cart corrals. So last time I went there.....


 oooooohhhhhhhh.


Seriously?!?!?!

I can't believe you!  What if all 20 people missing legs in your town run out of bread at the same time and one of them can't park in that spot because of you? 


 I left it in the grass between the rows. *hanging head in shame*



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Southern_Belle wrote:
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Southern_Belle wrote:

Our Walmart re did the parking lot. There are less cart corrals. So last time I went there.....


 oooooohhhhhhhh.


Seriously?!?!?!

I can't believe you!  What if all 20 people missing legs in your town run out of bread at the same time and one of them can't park in that spot because of you? 


 I left it in the grass between the rows. *hanging head in shame*


 Oh, that's even worse!  Don't you think that shopping cart has feelings?  Put it back in its safe zone for cripe's sake!



-- Edited by Empyreal on Monday 11th of April 2016 08:31:15 PM

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LOL!

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I only tipped our waitress 17% the other day.

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I only tipped our waitress 17% the other day.


 Well, I am sure her employer made sure she still made minimum wage!



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I've got nothing.

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I only tipped our waitress 17% the other day.


 I didn't tip at all the other day.

But I have a very good reason.

It involved a call to the health department. 



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I use the handicapped stall all the time. Most of the time we put the cart away. Liberals don't bother me.

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I only tipped our waitress 17% the other day.


 I didn't tip at all the other day.

But I have a very good reason.

It involved a call to the health department. 


 And we didn't hear about this?!



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Southern_Belle wrote:
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I only tipped our waitress 17% the other day.


 I didn't tip at all the other day.

But I have a very good reason.

It involved a call to the health department. 


 And we didn't hear about this?!


Hey, yeah, where is the story, Lily? 



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Southern_Belle wrote:
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I only tipped our waitress 17% the other day.


 I didn't tip at all the other day.

But I have a very good reason.

It involved a call to the health department. 


 And we didn't hear about this?!


 Well, I mulled it over all day before calling the health inspector. 

Caitlyn and I went to Waffle House Thursday.

Let me say, I have NEVER had anything like this happen before. And the Waffle Houses around here are usually really well staffed and clean.

So we go in and sit at the end so we can people watch and talk. 

It's a direct sight line to the cook line. We can see everything. 

We order. After about 20 minutes we get our food.

Mine was wrong, I ordered a cheesesteak omelet. What I got was a cheese omelet. 

I showed my waitres, I used my silverware to open the omelet. 

She took my plate and sat it back on the prep line, another waitress picked it up and gave it to another customer, I immediately told my waitress and she told the other waitress who went over and took it back from the other man.

Now two people have touched it besides the staff.

So second waitress takes it to the cook and assistant and after a whisper section I watch the assistant cook take the plate, slide the hash browns off the plate and back on to the grill using the spatula that was touching everyone else's food. Took the toast off and then threw the omelet in the trash.

Then a customer brought in a personal coffee travel mug and my waitress took it, opened it, put it in the dish rack, loaded the dish rack with dirty dishes and without washing her hands, began stacking clean dishes.

Then, the family sitting at the table to my left, left. And my waitress took the unused silverware from the used, dirty table and put in back in the clean silverware rack.

And the entire 45 minutes we were there, no one washed their hands.

 



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What will the health department do with your report?

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Depends.

As we were leaving I noticed they had an 81 from the last inspection.

If it is the same one I know from my time in food prep, if there has been sufficient evidence of long time poor grades and reports, she will go in with the finest of fine tooth combs and do a deep inspection.

I mean the kind that ends with fines and job loss.

She will start in the parking lot and inspect everything inside and out.

I know I won't be going back to this particular WH while under its current management.

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They inspect the parking lot?

I did not know that.

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Depends.

As we were leaving I noticed they had an 81 from the last inspection.

If it is the same one I know from my time in food prep, if there has been sufficient evidence of long time poor grades and reports, she will go in with the finest of fine tooth combs and do a deep inspection.

I mean the kind that ends with fines and job loss.

She will start in the parking lot and inspect everything inside and out.

I know I won't be going back to this particular WH while under its current management.


 I won't stay with less than an 85.



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They inspect the parking lot?

I did not know that.


 That's for pest control. 



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Lawyerlady wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:

Depends.

As we were leaving I noticed they had an 81 from the last inspection.

If it is the same one I know from my time in food prep, if there has been sufficient evidence of long time poor grades and reports, she will go in with the finest of fine tooth combs and do a deep inspection.

I mean the kind that ends with fines and job loss.

She will start in the parking lot and inspect everything inside and out.

I know I won't be going back to this particular WH while under its current management.


 I won't stay with less than an 85.


 I didn't see it going in.

I will read them to see why the low number.

If it is because the dumpster doesn't have a plug and tile is cracked, things like that, I don't worry to much.

I once saw the inspector mark for a bent pair of tongs.

I look for things like food temps, prep surfaces, hygiene. 

 



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Mellow Momma wrote:
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They inspect the parking lot?

I did not know that.


 That's for pest control. 


 Yep.

And they look for cigarette butt and drains or leaks, dumpster, grease bin.

All kinds of things.



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Lawyerlady wrote:

I only tipped our waitress 17% the other day.


 Do you mean you tipped your waitress ONLY 17 %?  Grammar please.



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 hmm

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I never liked Waffle House. The two I have been to were filthy.

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FNW wrote:

I never liked Waffle House. The two I have been to were filthy.


 That's what surprised me so. I've never been to one that was dirty. Busy, yes. Dirty, no.

And with everything in the open, it's usually cleaner because the customer can see.

I mean, think about what goes on in kitchens you can't see.

 



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FNW wrote:

I never liked Waffle House. The two I have been to were filthy.


 There are some fans here, I've learned that!

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I love love love Waffle House, but we don't have them here.

I used the men's room once when I couldn't wait for the line to use the ladies.

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I love love love Waffle House, but we don't have them here.

I used the men's room once when I couldn't wait for the line to use the ladies.


 That was a must at bars in my early years



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Orange tic tacs are the best.

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Orange tic tacs are the best.


Ack - orange tic tacs are nasty. 



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Orange tic tacs are the best.


Ack - orange tic tacs are nasty. 


 I like the other fruit flavored ones, too.  A couple of years ago, they came out with pink grapefruit ones during breast cancer month.  The true tic tac disappointment?  When they did the minion tic tacs, they were NOT banana flavor!  Morons!  



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Luden cough drops. Love those things.



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Lawyerlady wrote:
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Orange tic tacs are the best.


Ack - orange tic tacs are nasty. 


 I like the other fruit flavored ones, too.  A couple of years ago, they came out with pink grapefruit ones during breast cancer month.  The true tic tac disappointment?  When they did the minion tic tacs, they were NOT banana flavor!  Morons!  


Fake banana flavor is usually nasty anyway.  Except for those taffy things called bats.  For some reason I like their fake banana.  Well I did.  I haven't had one it 25+ years. 



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Lexxy wrote:
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Orange tic tacs are the best.


Ack - orange tic tacs are nasty. 


 I like the other fruit flavored ones, too.  A couple of years ago, they came out with pink grapefruit ones during breast cancer month.  The true tic tac disappointment?  When they did the minion tic tacs, they were NOT banana flavor!  Morons!  


Fake banana flavor is usually nasty anyway.  Except for those taffy things called bats.  For some reason I like their fake banana.  Well I did.  I haven't had one it 25+ years. 


 I love banana Laffy taffy.



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Luden cough drops. Love those things.


I like the wild cherry & the honey flavored. 



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I have to leave in 90 minutes for bible study and haven't done my lesson this week.


 You had a bad day at work yesterday...

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I have to leave in 90 minutes for bible study and haven't done my lesson this week.


 You had a bad day at work yesterday...

flan


 It's been a bad week. 



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