TOTALLY GEEKED!

I gave myself horrific razor burn yesterday. I *thought* I bought one of those razors with the thing around the blade that you don't use shaving cream with it. It would appear I was wrong. Very wrong. My legs are bright red. Someone is wearing pants for a few days.

I'm playing words with friends. I just submitted a word in a double word space that would have worked in a triple word space.

Divine Geek wrote:

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I gave myself horrific razor burn yesterday. I *thought* I bought one of those razors with the thing around the blade that you don't use shaving cream with it. It would appear I was wrong. Very wrong. My legs are bright red. Someone is wearing pants for a few days.

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 I cut my boob shaving my armpit.  Don't ask.  It was like a scene from psycho in my shower.

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

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Divine Geek wrote:

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I gave myself horrific razor burn yesterday. I *thought* I bought one of those razors with the thing around the blade that you don't use shaving cream with it. It would appear I was wrong. Very wrong. My legs are bright red. Someone is wearing pants for a few days.

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 I cut my boob shaving my armpit.  Don't ask.  It was like a scene from psycho in my shower.

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 You were a bridesmaid?

I'm guessing you had b00bage to spare, but still...

flan

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

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I plead the fifth.

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 Aw, come on! I have a feeling this information could come in handy for me some day. 

So one time in High school, I don't know why I thought this would make me look cool but I was in my car in the parking lot and some boys were walking by. My window was down so I spit out the window (I guess I thought it made me look tough or something??). Anyway, it turns out I'm not a good spitter, I didn't quite make it all the way out. Instead I ended up spitting in the crack where my window comes in and out.

I hope they didn't notice! I was too embarrassed to make eye contact!

DG, I have to ask, how did you not notice on your first swipe with the razor? Seems like it would have hurt

About every guy I dated until DF lol

Accumulate 5 cats.

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

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Stole a pillow case from my host.

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Whoa,wait a minute! 

Lawyerlady wrote:

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Ummmm, this is TMI, but once, when landscaping down below, I accidentally cut my nether regions.

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Spoiler

 I've done that more times than I can remember.

flan

-- Edited by flan327 on Monday 23rd of May 2016 05:45:06 PM

What about accomplishments?

I hand painted roses on Caitlyn's bedroom walls when she was 5.

Took almost 2 weeks.

But it looked awesome.

I was really proud of it.

Lawyerlady wrote:

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So, last night I stopped at the store on the way home. I came home and was unloading the groceries, putting everything away. I got distracted and had to go downstairs for a minute, which turned into an hour, and then I put the kids to bed and went to bed.....and left ALL the meat I bought sitting on the counter all night. Had to throw it all away this morning.

FML.

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 Oh, CRAP!

flan

Shot myself in the foot with ds' dart gun. Couldn't call for an ambulance because my bf at the time was a Lt. On the fire department. I would never live down the teasing had his guys shown up to transport me.

Lawyerlady wrote:

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So, last night I stopped at the store on the way home. I came home and was unloading the groceries, putting everything away. I got distracted and had to go downstairs for a minute, which turned into an hour, and then I put the kids to bed and went to bed.....and left ALL the meat I bought sitting on the counter all night. Had to throw it all away this morning.

FML.

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 Oh that's bad. I feel for you. 

VetteGirl wrote:

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LL I hope there were no rib eyes :(

I just did something really stupid. My phone has been wonky ever since I switched to tmobile. I have my last break at 1:30, and I swear I felt like break was coming up soon so I checked my phone and it said 12:25 and I thought what the heck my time is messed up, it's break time. So I got all the way to the break room, sat down and was like where is everybody?
And then it dawned on me...man I felt dumb and ran back to work before my bosses saw me (and now here I am playing on my phone anyway)

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 6 organic chicken breasts and a pack of organic ground turkey.  Thank heavens no ribeyes!  I'd cry.

We've left stuff out before that should've been refrigerated and kept it anyway if the package is still cold. It usually is. Now, if something gets left in the truck, it gets tossed most of the time. Unless it's winter and the outside temp is equal to or lesser than the fridge temp.

My biggest brain fart: I once lost my keys while I was driving. I patted my pocket where my keys live for some reason, didn't feel them, and had a momentary panic attack. I quickly realized I was driving so, of course, my keys would not be in my pocket. Yep, I'm special that way.

I've also left the house without my purse. When I was a kid, I left the house barefoot more than once and somehow without my glasses (only once for that one). My mom's feet are much smaller than mine, even as a kid, so I would wear my dad's shoes for the day.