There was a wedding recently and the person giving the toast asked all the married men to stand beside the one person who has made their life worth living....
...the bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
Well, I could agree with you--but then we'd both be wrong.
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
