No coffee after 2pm, NEVER stand up and don't dare bring mints (they're a choking hazard)! Employees reveal the most bizarre workplace rules they've had to follow
Employees have revealed the most 'idiotic' workplace rules they've had
One said he wasn't allowed coffee after 2pm because it was 'wasteful'
Another was banned from having mints as an employee choked on one
Call centre employees were banned from standing up during their shift
Another said he was banned from being in a relationship with coworkers
PUBLISHED: 18:00 EST, 29 May 2016 | UPDATED: 18:33 EST, 29 May 2016
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Rules are implemented across workplaces to ensure a safe, comfortable and organised working environment for employees.
But in some cases, the rules are questioned for being either too strict or having no purpose.
Hundreds have taken to Reddit to share the most 'idiotic' workplace rules they've had to follow - both currently and in previous jobs.
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Helpful or pointless? Rules are implemented across workplaces to ensure a safe, comfortable and organised working environment for employees... but sometimes they serve no purpose
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No coffee after 2pm: 'The company has more than enough money to provide s**tty coffee at all hours of the day. But they insist that drinking coffee in the afternoon is wasteful,' one man said
'We cannot drink coffee after 2PM,' one Redditor wrote on the thread.
'The company has more than enough money to provide s**tty coffee at all hours of the day. But they insist that drinking coffee in the afternoon is wasteful.
'They instructed the secretaries to take away and lock up the decanters and bag of coffee at 2PM.'
No facial hair: One man said employees at his workplace were allowed no facial hair other than a moustache
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Stay sitting: Worked in a call center, no standing or getting up had to sit... so 5.5 hours of sitting down between last break and getting off work,' one Redditor wrote
One man was bemused at an apparent safety rule he was required to follow.
'I once worked at a place where they would make you wear a fall protection harness to go up in a scissor lift, but explicitly did not require you to attach it to anything,' he said.
A teacher shared her experience with the copy machine, revealing all the teachers at her school weren't allowed to use it.
'There is no central copier for any teacher to just go and make copies at. Instead, we have to bring our originals to our secretaries and fill out a paper and they will make the copies,' she said.
No relationships allowed: One Redditor said they weren't allowed to date coworkers... even though they were in a small town and it was a big company
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Keep it dull: Another company allowed women to wear shorts but not men, while another demanded that their staff never wear glitter (both make up and clothing)
'Mind you, they want it all done 2 days ahead of time.'
Call centre staff also shared their concerns.
'Worked in a call center, no standing or getting up had to sit... so 5.5 hours of sitting down between last break and getting off work,' one Redditor wrote.
'The ONLY reason you stood up was to leave the call center floor or it was the signal we needed a supervisor,' another agreed.
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No copy machine allowed: A teacher shared her experience with the copy machine, revealing all the teachers at her school weren't allowed to use it
'Anytime I stood up that was non-break related I would wait until a supervisor walked up to my desk (which took on average 10 minutes).'
Another company allowed women to wear shorts but not men, while another demanded that their staff never wear glitter (both make up and clothing).
Other rules included no relationships with coworkers and no putting hands in pockets at any time.
'Can't grow any facial hair other then a mustache [sic],' one wrote, before another revealed he had to follow a 'colour of the month' rule.
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Colour of the month rule: 'The uniform was black but we had to have a specific colored accessory that matched the rest of the front of house staff,' one man wrote
'The uniform was black but we had to have a specific colored accessory that matched the rest of the front of house staff,' he wrote.
'It changed monthly and colours never repeated. The colours were very specific as well. It was never just "a shade of blue". It was like, January was Cerulean and February was Emerald Green... God forbid you were a necklace with a mossy green pendant in February [sic].'
Over the top safety rules were also shared.
'No open-back sandals because we might fall,' one said.
'Work in a restaurant. One day they pulled the mints off of our host stand because someone "choked" on one and tried to sue... ,' another added.
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Some of these are vague. Where i work, the people in production are not allowed to have facial hair other than a mustache. That sounds unreasonable, but there is a reason. They are at times required to wear a full face respirator, which cannot achieve a proper seal with too much facial hair.
Taken out of context, anything can sound stupid and unreasonable. Like, we are not allowed to wear synthetic fibers under your uniform, must be 100% cotton. Sounds strange, yes, but its because if you were to catch fire, the synthetic fibers will melt into your skin, cotton will just burn off.
And yes, catching fire is a (rare) possibility at my work place.
I think some of these sound perfectly reasonable too. Like no backless shoes. That's a safety rule at several places I have worked. If you are climbing a ladder, you can't do it with backless shoes. Heck, some people can't walk properly without backs on their shoes.
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I think some of these sound perfectly reasonable too. Like no backless shoes. That's a safety rule at several places I have worked. If you are climbing a ladder, you can't do it with backless shoes. Heck, some people can't walk properly without backs on their shoes.
We can't wear open toed shoes. And we cannot have facial piercings or more than one earring in each ear of a non-dangly variety. The only ring you can wear is a wedding ring. These are all food safety rules and wouldn't make sense any other place except a food establishment.
Personal beverages may only be consumed in the break room - can't drink around food for consumption because of contamination. Every droplet of spit has millions of bacteria in it.
The list of workplace rules taken out of context that seem bizarre is probably as long as the list of workplace rules.
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
Most of those rules make sense to me and have had most of them in my jobs.
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