Not sure why this thought popped into my head on the way to work this morning. Anyway, when I was mid 20's I went to a bachelorette party for a friend. It was at an infamous strip joint in Palmer Ma. The actual Chip n Dales were performing. Bride's mom and aunt joined us.
The dancers were gorgeous and oh so toned. But the shine came off once they started performing. It was absolutely gross. They were actually pinning girls up against walls and grinding. well, and other stuff. Blech, now mind you I was young and certainly no prude but the performance was outrageous. I noticed Bride's mother and one Aunt looked awfully uncomfortable I volunteered to drive them home. I just wanted out of there.
Anyway, what stories do you have? Good or bad?
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I was sitting in my chair, minding my own business when one of those dancers attacked me.
He jumped up and over me to straddle me, I was trapped. HATED IT!
I've never been to a bachelorette party. But I did see the show Thunder from Down Under in Vegas. It was exclusively a stage show. So no one got trapped. I enjoyed the dancing
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I found out after my wedding that my sister in law was wanting to take me to chip n dales, my mom told her no way was she taking her daughter to see them. Thanks mom <3
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
My only experience was a birthday party of a co-worker a long time ago where someone hired a male stripper. Not a put-down, just the truth: He was so obviously gay that even though he was well-built, it was ... kind of gross to watch.
The only bachelorette party I went to was my own. It was fun, but pretty tame. We had fancy drinks and played some party games. It was fun.
No strippers.
I went to a Bachelorette party in Vegas and we went to the Thunder from Down Under. It was fun in a very non sexy way- I don't know how to explain it. All the women were laughing and cheering through the whole thing. It was entertaining. They didn't touch any of the women that I recall..
Now another Bacheloretty party I went to here (in my town with not a lot to do) was the most wild. We rented a limo and went to the 'adult' store. We bought those penis straws and some other bride-to-be stuff and then we went to the only strip club in town. This friend is a blast- she is so outgoing and confident and just all for doing crazy stuff- and surprisingly it was a really fun night. One of the girls bought her (the bride) a stage dance, that I guess are usually done for men's bachelor parties, but she went up there and was handcuffed to the pole while the stripper danced all over her. After that we did a pub crawl with one of those scavenger hunts, like 'get a guy to buy you a shot' 'take a picture with a police officer' 'find a guy with the same name as the groom' etc.
Another time we just went to Applebees and ordered those ice cream ****tails. Her very conservative MIL wanted to come too so she decided to play it very low key, lol.
We had one in the law office where I worked in L.A. The manager was getting married, and one of the partners let us use his bar. (corner offices had beautiful bars to entertain clients). Anyway, we had a couple male strippers. We would put dollar bills in places and he would retrieve them with his teeth. My office BFF was outside "selling" dollar bills. He would give 3 dollar bills for 5 bucks. LOL Anyway, everyone had a good time. I put my dollar in my bra and when he approached me, I lifted my shirt up. The other women gasped and laughed and it set the tone for a lot of fun afterwards.
When my cousin got married we went bar hopping. We ended up at a bar where there were a lot of guys with long hair. This was the 1990's, after all. My uptight cousin (bride's sister) needed to loosen up a bit so I got the guys to dance with us and take pictures. She ended up marrying the best man who we later met up with afterwards. They are still married, but the bride and groom divorced after 12 years when bride decided she liked women more.
I've only ever been to one bachelorette party and it was lame. Mostly we drank and played cards. It was more like a girls night than a bachelorette party.
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I had one for a friend. Limos, club scene. Boston is fun.
Went to another one for a friend. The grooms sister was a bitch. I heard her complaining about my friend. The bride. I went over and told her off. My friends were dying, laughing. The bride came over crying and thanking me.
I still snarl at that bitch when I go to her family events. She runs scared everytime she sees me. Loads of laughs.
Mine was a spa day. I like the vineyard idea. Strippers are gross and a total waste of money IMHO
It was a lovely afternoon/evening. We rented a van with a driver & he took us to 4-5 local wineries. Most have outdoor seating where you can buy bottles & drink. We took a picnic type lunch.
