RAY: I was at a restaurant the other day, and there was a sign that said, "All of our omelets are made with three eggs." When I looked at the menu, the first three omelets were cheese omelets: 7-dollars-45-cents; Bacon omelet: 7-dollars-70-cents.
Bacon and cheese omelet: 8-dollars-45-cents.
The question is: What does a plain omelet cost? (Just eggs, no bacon, no cheese).
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No bacon, no cheese, just the eggs isn't an omelet.
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Did you know IHOP mixes their pancake batter into their eggs for scrambling?
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
