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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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What if every person and animal on the planet farted at the same time?

 



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And don't light a match!



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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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This is some of the stuff that comes up in the late night gab sessions we have here.



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Momala wrote:


And don't light a match!


 A childhood friend of mine had a dog that farted the smelliest farts ever.  Her mother always had a book of matches on her and would light one near the back end of the dog.  Cleared up the smell quickly, burned it off!  i thought it was hysterical.



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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
Momala wrote:


And don't light a match!


 A childhood friend of mine had a dog that farted the smelliest farts ever.  Her mother always had a book of matches on her and would light one near the back end of the dog.  Cleared up the smell quickly, burned it off!  i thought it was hysterical.


College fraternities have been known to have flame contests.



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