Ok? We all know I live in a condo. The woman on the 1st floor is a nightmare. Crazy. Anyway she has spent months trying to lure/steal the bf from me. I mean crazy. Opens her door at him in baby dolls, every time he leaves she runs out. He knows it. On Tuesday (When I left early) I go down the stairs and sure enough she opens the door with barely any clothes on saying, what are you doing here? Where is bf? Ugh!
Last night I go to take out the trash. She has cut and dyed her hair just like mine! I was like, whoa! Again, asking for him.
Owner. I mean crazy! Her car got stolen. Umm, she left the keys in it. Sicced the insurance adjuster on me. The keys were in it. I decided to stay out of it and say nothing. The adjuster knew I was holding back.
Make sure she sees the weapons as you leave for target practice.
Give her direct and menacing stares.
But I would absolutely have a very heavy, one sided conversation with her.
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Already have had the chat. Told her stay away from him, don't bother him. Because that is what you are doing. Bothering him.
Ok.
Your phone got a camera?
Every time she opens that door in her undies, take her picture.
Do a little shaming.
But really, the bf needs to set her straight.
Hey, gimme her number, I'll call her.
Give all of us her number.
We can all take turns calling her, over and over again.
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She's in it for the challenge. Talks from Trudy are only going to fuel her game. Actions speak louder. Stand in the hallway with BF and make out. Have him carry you upstairs lustfully. When she sees how devoted he is she'll back off. But it has to come from him, too. If she comes out wearing next to nothing, he needs to laugh at her. Belly laugh. Point and say, "I'm sorry, I have just never seen a cow (or flat Stanley if she's thin) in baby dolls before!"
Take a pic of her new hairdo. Take a pic of yours. Put them side by side in the community center and write, "who wore it better." (Unless it looks good on her, too.)
Maintain a sense of humor about it. She wants to "get" to you. When she sees you could care less, she'll stop and move on. This is the voice of experience talking here. Been there, done that. Learned from my time with the ex. Be sweet as sugar to her. Tell her "oh, we must get together some time for a bbq! I just wish I could get BF on board. He just wants me all to himself, but I'll keep trying." If she says, "oh, where's bf?" Say, "probably still sleeping. He was so spent after my morning wake-up call, if you know what I mean (wink, wink). In fact, I can barely walk. (then walk a little bow legged). Have a great day!"
Already have had the chat. Told her stay away from him, don't bother him. Because that is what you are doing. Bothering him.
Ok.
Your phone got a camera?
Every time she opens that door in her undies, take her picture.
Do a little shaming.
But really, the bf needs to set her straight.
Hey, gimme her number, I'll call her.
Give all of us her number.
We can all take turns calling her, over and over again.
HAHAHAHA. Lily, there were a couple people in my life who were mean to me or to my BFF. Their phone numbers got circulated between each other and my BFF's six children. Those poor people never stood a chance. Asking for someone in charge of animal control, etc. Just "no, this is the number for animal control! Send someone out right away! Wild, rabbid possum scratching at my door! Help, please!" Stuff like that.
She'll be so busy answering her phone she won't have time to stand in her doorway like a hooker in Paris.
She's in it for the challenge. Talks from Trudy are only going to fuel her game. Actions speak louder. Stand in the hallway with BF and make out. Have him carry you upstairs lustfully. When she sees how devoted he is she'll back off. But it has to come from him, too. If she comes out wearing next to nothing, he needs to laugh at her. Belly laugh. Point and say, "I'm sorry, I have just never seen a cow (or flat Stanley if she's thin) in baby dolls before!"
Take a pic of her new hairdo. Take a pic of yours. Put them side by side in the community center and write, "who wore it better." (Unless it looks good on her, too.)
Maintain a sense of humor about it. She wants to "get" to you. When she sees you could care less, she'll stop and move on. This is the voice of experience talking here. Been there, done that. Learned from my time with the ex. Be sweet as sugar to her. Tell her "oh, we must get together some time for a bbq! I just wish I could get BF on board. He just wants me all to himself, but I'll keep trying." If she says, "oh, where's bf?" Say, "probably still sleeping. He was so spent after my morning wake-up call, if you know what I mean (wink, wink). In fact, I can barely walk. (then walk a little bow legged). Have a great day!"
I'll update! It really drives her crazy as she stands and we walk over to the bar. Total nut.
Document document document her craziness. Both you and SO should have your camera ready and take a picture every time you leave the apartment. This is going to escalate, you need protection and the only way to do this is to document it. I would even record you telling her that you dont appreciate her stepping outside her door and confronting your man every chance she gets.
She was told to stop banging on my door. And she was told to stop asking him for 'help'. Garage disposal broke. Bang, bang! Can you look at it? He slammed the door in her face.
I have a new Patriots hat on. He had my last name embroided on the back. Love it! She asked where I got it. Umm, him.
OMG! Did I never mentioned this, FNW! Himself would drive over in his work truck. She started calling the number!!!!!!! He went crazy, too. I told her to lose his number. Himself & I are on great terms. We were laughing about it a few weeks ago.
The bf is quite handy, since he owns so many rental units. He'll leave with a toolbox many a morning. Since she is stalking him she sees it. So why not try to lure under the pretense of helping? LOL
Who the F tries to steal a neighbors BF? And I said to the BF- Really? You think that is cool?
OMG! Did I never mentioned this, FNW! Himself would drive over in his work truck. She started calling the number!!!!!!! He went crazy, too. I told her to lose his number. Himself & I are on great terms. We were laughing about it a few weeks ago.
The bf is quite handy, since he owns so many rental units. He'll leave with a toolbox many a morning. Since she is stalking him she sees it. So why not try to lure under the pretense of helping? LOL
Who the F tries to steal a neighbors BF? And I said to the BF- Really? You think that is cool?
A neighbor I had growing up. She was a beotch. Used to make fun of me because when I was a baby I wore braces on my feet when I slept so I wouldn't end up pigeon-toed. Our moms were friends. Apparently my mom told her mom about that. No biggie, but she would make fun of me. Well, fast forward 10 years and she stole the boyfriend from a neighbor two doors down.
OMG! Did I never mentioned this, FNW! Himself would drive over in his work truck. She started calling the number!!!!!!! He went crazy, too. I told her to lose his number. Himself & I are on great terms. We were laughing about it a few weeks ago.
The bf is quite handy, since he owns so many rental units. He'll leave with a toolbox many a morning. Since she is stalking him she sees it. So why not try to lure under the pretense of helping? LOL
Who the F tries to steal a neighbors BF? And I said to the BF- Really? You think that is cool?
She went after Himself too?!? Trudy this isn't about the men. She is stalking YOU! She has some sort of fascination or fixation with YOU. Be very careful.
And I could see a pattern, trudy. Goes for the fix-it guys.
My ex was a real estate broker. A client, the step daughter of a friend, used to throw herself at him. Call the house all the time. Until I told her he was asleep and so exhausted I couldn't nudge him off me, spoken in my best bedroom/sleepy voice. Said I'd have him call her when he got up "nite nite" and hung up on her.
Wtf? This does sound scary and psycho. Like, she's going to poison you or something .
I wish you could just beat her ass, that's what I would want to do. I would probably lose but I bet you are stronger than me.
My old neighbor stopped me one day from going and beating her. He knew I'd beat her ass. You know tough Irish gal. He was laughing but didn't want me arrested over it.
So lets take tomorrow? We will pop out to head for a meal, drinks. She'll be sitting on the front stairs. The front stairs is her attack area. He says all she does is try to throw her boobs up in his face. He said should I tell her I'm not a boob guy? I told him no. Then she'll think you are looking! I said ignore.
Try reverse psychology. Be overly effusive. Find ways that you need her help with something. When you know she's home, knock on her door at least once per hour - whether it's to ask for help or tell her something mundane. Find a hairstyle you know she won't rock but you will and ask to get it first because you need a model and she's perfect for that job.
OMG Trudy. You have the craziest neighbors ! Worse than mine.
I reccomend getting a paintball gun and open firing next time you catch her outside in her nightie. And take a pic!
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Trudy, this woman sounds mentally unstable. Please be careful, a lot of times they escalate to violence. In her mind if you were out of the picture he will turn to her.
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
DF has a couple he's friends with. The guy is 29 and his gf is 59! Talk about odd couple. She's not a young looking 59 either. Like a bag of bones looks much more than 9 years older than me. I can tell she kind of likes DF. She's even mentioned how cute he is and his "tight-" ass" to me. Well yes it is nice 😜 But I'm not worried. As if he would even look at her if I weren't around. Like Ick! I think it's funny!
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