DEAR MISS MANNERS: My wife and I attended the wedding of a friend of hers. As we entered, an usher asked my wife, "Bride or groom?" then extended his arm, which she gladly accepted. He escorted her to the seat, never acknowledging my presence.
I told my wife I felt that was out of line. We entered as a couple, and why were you being led in another man's arm? She disagreed and said this is standard practice. I am a photographer who has done plenty of weddings, but I've never seen this done. I need you to settle this debate.
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