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DEAR ABBY: Can you please help resolve a question once and for all between my husband and me regarding the proper way to eat grapes?

My husband will pick individual grapes from a bunch which, in my opinion, leaves the rest looking “moth-eaten” and unappetizing. I prefer to cut a small branch off the bunch, which leaves the grapes looking fresh instead of grazed upon. Who’s right? — CARRIE IN MILFORD, MICH.

DEAR CARRIE: You are. But if this is the worst conflict you have in your marriage, consider yourself lucky.



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How else are you gonna eat them?

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This woman needs a hobby.

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Everybody knows that you eat them with a fat sandwich...lol

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You are all wrong. Everyone know you eat them from a wine glass...

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Oughttabeworking wrote:

You are all wrong. Everyone know you eat them from a wine glass...


 Winner!



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Oughttabeworking wrote:

You are all wrong. Everyone know you eat them from a wine glass...


 OMG, how stupid are we for not thinking of that?  The obvious answer.



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Would a glass of wine be considered a serving of fruit?

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lilyofcourse wrote:

Would a glass of wine be considered a serving of fruit?


 Sometimes it's a whole meal!



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Seems more like a question for miss manners

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:

Would a glass of wine be considered a serving of fruit?


 Sometimes it's a whole meal!


 Combination  between  a fruit and a juicy filet mignon  🍷



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