DEAR ABBY: Can you please help resolve a question once and for all between my husband and me regarding the proper way to eat grapes?
My husband will pick individual grapes from a bunch which, in my opinion, leaves the rest looking “moth-eaten” and unappetizing. I prefer to cut a small branch off the bunch, which leaves the grapes looking fresh instead of grazed upon. Who’s right? — CARRIE IN MILFORD, MICH.
DEAR CARRIE: You are. But if this is the worst conflict you have in your marriage, consider yourself lucky.
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Would a glass of wine be considered a serving of fruit?
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.