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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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Fundamental:

Give him two things to buy, he might getthem.

3 things? he will forget 1 and 2

4 things?

he will go to the hardware store instead.



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Frozen Sucks!

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OMG that was hysterical!

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ed11563 wrote:

Fundamental:

Give him two things to buy, he might getthem.

3 things? he will forget 1 and 2

4 things?

he will go to the hardware store instead.


   I think it went over Ed's head.



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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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I think so, too.

Left brain!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I loved it!

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On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

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That was great!

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She is wonderful.

I can't send Husband to the grocery store either. He gets everything I put on the list, but he also gets an obscene amount of junk food. Every time. Lol

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And now I have a huge desire to learn how to make pound cake!

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Ugg. I don't like pound cake.

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I LOVE pound cake! Specially toasted with butter!

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My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

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Pound cake is easy.

Here is one recipe.

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/234867/7-up-cake/

 

The soda gives it a lighter texture. 



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oh my!


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