I think this is appropriate for "Inauguration Eve".
Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The Deplorable masses had come out in force Delivered a victory that would chart a new course
The snowflakes shell-shocked with tears in their eyes The media had lied to them . . . 'What a great surprise They had been promised a blowout a criminal Hillary win But instead ole criminal Hillary took one right on the chin
From all corners celebrities took their far left cue Telling the deplorables' we're far smarter than you In their high-horse bubble, with no working-class clue They tell us all we must follow their out of touch view
The fake news and ignorance came at a cost They can’t understand all the reasons they lost Blaming it on Comey and Russian excuses are sad Failing to acknowledge she was the one who was bad
Yes, Hillary Clinton, in so many ways was flawed She couldn't help exposing she was a lying fraud The campaign revealed her corruptness and greed Her speeches insulted deplorables' votes she'd need
Out in the city streets there arose such a clatter It was Soros-paid protestors Black Lives Matter With businesses to pillage and windows to shatter Looting was their game knowing issues did not matter
Eight years of Obama had given them plenty of cause To yearn for a replacement with another Santa Claus Soon the bottom-feeder criminals will all feel the pain When the wheels fall right off of their gravy train
And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear Upset the pc police will soon be out on their ear The cocoa and crayons will help them for a while But soon reality will creep in and cramp their style , I would've supported any republican that rose In the end I would vote for whoever we choose He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would concede The one they call Trump is the one that we need
I saw him on TV in front of a very large crowd He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud He spoke about energy safety prosperity and jobs Taking this country back from the Washington snobs
He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat The Bruno's he wore made his outfit complete For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit And he looked presidential, I will have to admit
His eyes glowed like embers, his smile the best His hair was the color of my old hunting vest His love for this country was on full display His actions spoke louder than his words could say
He thanked all his voters, and before he was off Saved thousands of jobs while Obama played golf Fate of this country he leaves nothing to chance Filled out his superior cabinet weeks in advance
The men he had chosen were of the same mind Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet
“Now Mattis 'Now Kelly 'Now Sessions' And Pruitt' On Perry' On Flynn' You’re the ones who can do it Start lifting those restrictions and building that wall Dash away 'Mattis 'Kelly' and 'Flynn 'Dash away all!
The roar of his audience rose from the stands He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands He answered their questions and calmed all their fears They knew it was going to be a productive four years
He then jumped into his limo, and off to his jet A fellow that snowflake liberals won’t soon forget
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired “Happy Inauguration to all, 'OBAMA > YOU’RE FIRED!”
