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let's just say you were suffering from what you thought was a chest cold. It went away and came back but you don't feel sick enough to call off work every day.  

You are slowly getting better but still get to coughing and it sounds kind of bad. 

Say you find  out that a coworker who by the way complains about any noise from delivery drivers... patients checking in... etc....

well say she actually complained to your manager about your cough.  Mine and the delivery drivers and couriers.  There's alot of colds going around. I am on antibiotics apparently I have a bad sinus infection.  I'm on meds but toward late afternoon I get the cough, probably due to being in registration and speaking to patients all day....

Would you feel slightly harassed?   I told my manager I did.  She laughed it off when Miss Priss complained and told her she really can't tell people how to speak or control bodily functions....

Don't get me wrong I know the cough and wheezing sounds bad but I'm not contagious and we are already short handed. 

Would it be bad for me to start torturing her and making more disgusting noises?  her office is right behind my area 😀😀😀



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No, wouldn't be bad at all!!!!!!!!!! lol

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There has to be some recognition that we are all human beings. People have medical issues from time to time. Bad breath, passing gas, sneezing, coughing, blowing their noses, getting sick and so forth. Most people to try to minimize those things as much as possible but those things are Reflexes. Coughing is a reflex. Yes, you can do what you can to try to treat it, suppress it, etc. And I also think that coworkers can be concerned about catching something. However, employers also need to be a bit more understanding that people get sick from time to time. If Joe comes in sick, the boss should send him home.
But, there are conditions that take time to resolve where one isn't contagious. It is what it is. Life is annoying sometimes. Oh well.

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Right? I have asthma so anything I get takes a long time to go away. I'll stay home if I'm running a fever and have diarrhea and vomitting, which I did the first day of this. Then the cold symptoms and then I was better for 5 days. It's all over the building this time of year. I'm gonna tell her to shut the fvck up lol.
Or fart on her

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I vote for farting. That way , nobody can quote you! Lol

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I'm in the fart camp too. Maybe throw in some nail clipping sounds and Hocking a Louie

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Slurping really bothers some people. SLUUURRRRPPPP!

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Hock one up and spit it in a Kleenex. All day long!!!!!!!!

Do it!

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I've been kind of doing that. The loogie thing but i can save it all up for a big one. And maybe grunt too!

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Sounds like bronchitis to me.

As for the coworker, I'd go to her, smile as sweetly as possible, and quietly and calmly tell her that just as soon as your body heals, you will stop coughing.



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Hack. Can you hack like a man? Do that. And fart.

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Mary Zombie wrote:

let's just say you were suffering from what you thought was a chest cold. It went away and came back but you don't feel sick enough to call off work every day.  

You are slowly getting better but still get to coughing and it sounds kind of bad. 

Say you find  out that a coworker who by the way complains about any noise from delivery drivers... patients checking in... etc....

well say she actually complained to your manager about your cough.  Mine and the delivery drivers and couriers.  There's alot of colds going around. I am on antibiotics apparently I have a bad sinus infection.  I'm on meds but toward late afternoon I get the cough, probably due to being in registration and speaking to patients all day....

Would you feel slightly harassed?   I told my manager I did.  She laughed it off when Miss Priss complained and told her she really can't tell people how to speak or control bodily functions....

Don't get me wrong I know the cough and wheezing sounds bad but I'm not contagious and we are already short handed. 

Would it be bad for me to start torturing her and making more disgusting noises?  her office is right behind my area 😀😀😀

 aw yes I would so totally do this~!



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I thought it was bronchitis but they said sinus infection. But I still think there was a little bronchitis because I wheeze before coughing up said loogie

I'm ready to be more disgusting tomorrow!

She also tries to send junk mail back to the main office mailroom. Like obvious junk mail for doctors no longer in the building. I toss the junk mail. And I'm the one who distributes the mail in our mailroom so why does she care? One of the docs in gynoncology went back to teaching but we still get mail regarding patients that still see the other gyn oncologist so I put his mail in that box. I tried explaining that but since she's a controlling bitch I'm going to hide the mail from her.
She needs a beat down I swear !

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*slap*

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Spork her!

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Stab her with a letter opener!

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Give her a wet willie!!

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Rub a dirty tissue in her face!

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Give her a hot foot!

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What is a hot foot?

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Lighting the other person's shoes on fire.

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Hmmmm. I have a portable flat iron AND a letter opener at my desk hmmmmmm

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Sneezing powder! Hand buzzer! Fake dog turd on her chair! Lol

 



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omg. fake dog poop. or fake vomit!

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Tignanello wrote:

omg. fake dog poop. or fake vomit!

 Now you are getting into the spirit of things!  Lol



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Snake in a can! LMAO!!

 

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Take the keys off her keyboard! Rearrange the letters!

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Yes!!! Make them spell bitch...lol

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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The Ultimate prank kit on Amazon!  



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Great Idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Make brownies with a laxative frosting!

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OK, i am gonna order one of those snakes in a can to prank my kids! Lol

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do it! We need an update!

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That fart bomb looks good!

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Oh the fun to be had!

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I've used the Gelling before. It's really effective! Wait until her back is turned and slip some into her coffee or tea. It only takes a split second and the liquid turns into really solid jello.

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OMGOSH!

BEST THREAD EVER!!

ROTF!!

Drop a well used tissue next to her chair. Bwahahaha

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Do any of you remember playing with SLIME as a kid or fake blood? Oh my gosh we had a blast as kids, lol.

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I love this thread. I want to make out with all of you now!

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Lolol

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There is a product called liquid farts that really smells quite horrific. You could try using that.



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I say we all sent Mary these 'treats' as wedding gifts!!!!!!!!!!!

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TrudyML wrote:

I say we all sent Mary these 'treats' as wedding gifts!!!!!!!!!!!

 



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Rub garlic butter on her car door handle.

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Print out flyers announcing a party at co-worker's house on a sheet of red paper. Put that flyer under car windshield wiper. Put blank sheets of red paper on all the other cars in the parking lot.

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