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karl271


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Where is the other sock?



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Stuck by static cling to this inside of another article of clothing or it got behind washing machine basket.

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Toilet seat up or down?

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Where are all the Tupperware lids?

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Toilet paper, over or under?

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Why are my socks different lengths?? I bought the same kind and same brand of white athletic socks....why are some of them longer than the others??

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Two way light switches, both up or both down?

This question drives my youngest sister nuts. LOL!

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Chicken or the egg?

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To mulch or wait until next year...

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Tinydancer wrote:

Toilet seat up or down?

 Down...always down.

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Toilet paper, over or under?

 Over.

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Where is the other sock?

Stuck inside your jeans.

Toilet seat up or down?

Seat AND lid down.

Where are all the Tupperware lids? 

They SHOULD be in stacked together inside of the largest tupperware container.

Toilet paper, over or under?

According to the original patent, over. 

Why are my socks different lengths?

You are actually looking at last year's socks that have gone thru the wash 50 times, in relation to the brand new socks you just bought.

Two way light switches, both up or both down?

Depends... is the light on or off?

Chicken or the egg? 

Chicken. ‘Then God said, “Let the earth bring forth living creatures after their kind: cattle and creeping things and beasts of the earth after their kind”; and it was so. 

To mulch or wait until next year... 

It is never too late to mulch. The thicker the mulch, the easier it is to brush aside and pull weeds.

 

Next?  

 



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Why is everyone always looking for food an hour after dinner?

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you got me on that one.

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They are teenagers.

They skipped dessert.

Dinner sucked.

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I'm not a teenager - I need more food an hour after eating. Must be the dessert thing!

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They ate Chinese?

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Yeah, what is it about Chinese? You feel stuffed when you finish but an hour later empty. Nothing filling, maybe? Like potatoes, squash, bran, etc.???

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karl271 wrote:

Yeah, what is it about Chinese? You feel stuffed when you finish but an hour later empty. Nothing filling, maybe? Like potatoes, squash, bran, etc.???

 I know!  I'll eat a whole bowl at Panda Express for lunch and be starving by 3!



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Panda Express slides through so quickly, no wonder.

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ew.

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Hotdogs in packs of 10, hotdog buns in packs of 8. What are you supposed to do with the two extra hot dogs?

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WYSIWYG wrote:

Hotdogs in packs of 10, hotdog buns in packs of 8. What are you supposed to do with the two extra hot dogs?

 Eat them!



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Lawyerlady wrote:
karl271 wrote:

Yeah, what is it about Chinese? You feel stuffed when you finish but an hour later empty. Nothing filling, maybe? Like potatoes, squash, bran, etc.???

 I know!  I'll eat a whole bowl at Panda Express for lunch and be starving by 3!

 I miss Panda Express



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Why is everyone always looking for food an hour after dinner?

This made me LOL for some reason-and it is so true!

I do wonder where all the socks go. So frustrating.

Why does the weekend go by so fast and the weekdays just drag on and on?



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lilyofcourse wrote:
WYSIWYG wrote:

Hotdogs in packs of 10, hotdog buns in packs of 8. What are you supposed to do with the two extra hot dogs?

 Eat them!

 WYSIWYG, those extra two are by design - snacks for the person BBQ'ing the dogs.  biggrin



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Honeys_Mom wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
WYSIWYG wrote:

Hotdogs in packs of 10, hotdog buns in packs of 8. What are you supposed to do with the two extra hot dogs?

 Eat them!

 WYSIWYG, those extra two are by design - snacks for the person BBQ'ing the dogs.  biggrin

Jupiter thinks those two extra dogs are for...the dog! LOLwink 



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Fort Worth Mom wrote:
Honeys_Mom wrote:
lilyofcourse wrote:
WYSIWYG wrote:

Hotdogs in packs of 10, hotdog buns in packs of 8. What are you supposed to do with the two extra hot dogs?

 Eat them!

 WYSIWYG, those extra two are by design - snacks for the person BBQ'ing the dogs.  biggrin

Jupiter thinks those two extra dogs are for...the dog! LOLwink 

 Even better!! 



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The extra hot dogs are for the picky kids that don't want to eat them with buns. Or, if you are like my mother, you cut them up and fry them with your eggs.

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That's good, too!

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karl271 wrote:

Yeah, what is it about Chinese? You feel stuffed when you finish but an hour later empty. Nothing filling, maybe? Like potatoes, squash, bran, etc.???

 I know!  I'll eat a whole bowl at Panda Express for lunch and be starving by 3!

 I miss Panda Express

 I do like their honey shrimp!

Asia Wok is much better, though.

flan



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