Went to our usual spot for lunch Saturday. The place is packed. Cameras everywhere. They were taping man vs. food. The new guy is a dick. We and our waiter laughed away. We were mumbling, Where's Adam!
Adam was prettier, still is. This new guy is not fun to watch.
But I can't watch it. It grosses me out.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
