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So my bf's parents visited recently and when they got here the guest bathroom had six rolls of double ply toilet paper in the bin. When they left it had three rolls of single ply (they were only here for a week).

WTH? Why? We can't even be mad about it it's so silly...just, why?



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So they brought crappy toilet paper and swapped it out for your good stuff? Weird






And yes, pun intended

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Divine Geek wrote:

So they brought crappy toilet paper and swapped it out for your good stuff? Weird






And yes, pun intended

 Haaaaa! :)

Not only that, but they only replace half! I mean, if you're going to steal at least try not to make it so obvious!



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Maybe they used 3 and replaced what was left with the inferior stuff. Maybe they have intestinal issues that uses a lot of TP

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Maybe...well we sure aren't going to ask about it!

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Strange indeed!

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I read that Oprah used to steal toilet paper from the subway when she was young and broke. Then when she got rich, she still did it from hotels.

But to do it from family...odd. And it's totally something that I would notice!

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Wellllll....maybe they just used it all and replaced it with the cheap stuff they normally use. Check what kind is in their house next time.

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Wellllll....maybe they just used it all and replaced it with the cheap stuff they normally use. Check what kind is in their house next time.

 Six rolls in one week????



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Wellllll....maybe they just used it all and replaced it with the cheap stuff they normally use. Check what kind is in their house next time.

 Six rolls in one week????

 Don't judge wink



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Well, maybe the did not steal it. To tell a tale out of school, my wife goes through almost a roll a day. I have no idea how she manages this. Just to say, maybe the guests use a lot of toilet paper.

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VetteGirl wrote:
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Wellllll....maybe they just used it all and replaced it with the cheap stuff they normally use. Check what kind is in their house next time.

 Six rolls in one week????

We buy Costco (Kirkland) brand TP, the rolls are two ply and VERY BIG.

Some days Spouse will go through two rolls all by herself.

It's not expensive, and there's no point in even questioning it.

 

 

 



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Thank you for the clarifications, maybe they just use a lot of TP

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I use a lot of toilet paper. Funny story, when I was in group therapy one day the couselor passed around a roll of toilet paper & told us all to take as much as we thought we needed so I took a bunch. Then for each square we had we had to tear it off & tell a secret about ourselves. Needless to say I did a lot of talking that day. no



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Huh. I think we go through a roll and a half a week. I'm not sure. We buy the 12 pack double roll of charmin or cottonelle.

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I doubt I use more than 2 rolls a week but I am at work 8 hours a day.

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Our DD uses a double roll a day. She has....smearing problems. I'm serious.

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Our DD uses a double roll a day. She has....smearing problems. I'm serious.

She needs to go from the pot to the shower, and use a hand-held shower head to help complete the job. 

 

Also get her this: http://www.amazon.com/Etac-Beauty-Body-Washer-Multi-Purpose/dp/B000M28NYG/ref=lh_ni_t?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A2ARKK4IQMEVQQ

 

The longer, padded one should be very helpful.

 

 

 



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Lexxy wrote:

I use a lot of toilet paper. Funny story, when I was in group therapy one day the couselor passed around a roll of toilet paper & told us all to take as much as we thought we needed so I took a bunch. Then for each square we had we had to tear it off & tell a secret about ourselves. Needless to say I did a lot of talking that day. no

 That sounds like a really weird therapy technique. Is that normal? Why would you have to tell secrets about yourself? I'm not sure I would even be able to come up with secrets off the top of my head.



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