I like Costco. I do not like the Costco parking lot.
Last time we were there, some dillhole couldn't wait for me to get in and shut my door before he parked. I did not appreciate my door nearly becoming his hood ornament.
A highway patrolman once told me that, on a typical weekday morning, 14% of the drivers on the road are legally drunk. Thant meant B.A.C. of .10 at the time.
I see them in the Costco parking lot too. Saw couple in the CVS parking lot today.
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The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.
My next door neighbors are moving. They have lived in that house over 5 years. Great neighbors. Generally quiet and took care of their yard. The houses on both sides of me are rentals. The one side always lets crappy people move in. The other side did a good job putting renters in, I was glad to see the owners go because they had mean dogs and nothing but an invisible fence and they terrorized the block. They found the one little spot where they could slip through (in my yard) and would chase people down the block and passersby thought they were mine. NO one could go to the door to complain because the dogs would run back into the yard and go after them.
Part of my job is removing outdated candy from stores, issuing a credit, and disposing of the candy whoever I see fit.
Today, I went to a store that had...wait for it...3 trash bags full of outdated candy. A lot of it was really old, but at least one bag is only a month out of date. Yummm.
I know exactly how to dispose of it. But it's going to take a toll on my waistline.
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
Me too. Of course, it would be cool to give it out at Halloween. Can you do that?
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I saw the waistline thing. But all I saw was MASS AMOUNTS OF CANDY!!
Also, what kind of candy are we talking about. If it has coconut then it belongs in the trash.
I saw the waistline thing. But all I saw was MASS AMOUNTS OF CANDY!! Also, what kind of candy are we talking about. If it has coconut then it belongs in the trash.
Lol. I work for Hershey, so the whole gamut of Hershey products is in those bags. This includes Mounds and Almond Joy - which I can assume you don't want !!!
NJN - I could give it out for Halloween, but it is expired so I wouldn't want to. Plus, we live on campus so we don't get any trick or treaters.
Last time I had a windfall like this, DD passed them out with "vote for xxDDxx" stickers on them and was elected class president. It's still nice outside, and the kids congregate outside on the field after dinner. I bet I could coax some of the boys to take the candy.
I am keeping the chocolate.
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
Thanks Czech. Pass some of that my way! I love Hershey too!
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
I saw the waistline thing. But all I saw was MASS AMOUNTS OF CANDY!! Also, what kind of candy are we talking about. If it has coconut then it belongs in the trash.
Lol. I work for Hershey, so the whole gamut of Hershey products is in those bags. This includes Mounds and Almond Joy - which I can assume you don't want !!!
NJN - I could give it out for Halloween, but it is expired so I wouldn't want to. Plus, we live on campus so we don't get any trick or treaters.
Last time I had a windfall like this, DD passed them out with "vote for xxDDxx" stickers on them and was elected class president. It's still nice outside, and the kids congregate outside on the field after dinner. I bet I could coax some of the boys to take the candy.
I saw the waistline thing. But all I saw was MASS AMOUNTS OF CANDY!! Also, what kind of candy are we talking about. If it has coconut then it belongs in the trash.
Lol. I work for Hershey, so the whole gamut of Hershey products is in those bags. This includes Mounds and Almond Joy - which I can assume you don't want !!!
NJN - I could give it out for Halloween, but it is expired so I wouldn't want to. Plus, we live on campus so we don't get any trick or treaters.
Last time I had a windfall like this, DD passed them out with "vote for xxDDxx" stickers on them and was elected class president. It's still nice outside, and the kids congregate outside on the field after dinner. I bet I could coax some of the boys to take the candy.
I am keeping the chocolate.
Please don't ask them to get in your van .... :P
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
Stinky teenage boy is so not my thing.
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Out of all the lies I have told, "just kidding" is my favorite !
My lips are sooooooooooooooooo chapped it's not even funny. They hurt so badly. They're on fire. Ugh.
And why do I watch this crap tv program called Preachers of LA? It's total crap and I always end up yelling at the stupid tv. Totally fake and a made up drama.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou