TOTALLY GEEKED!

Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
totallygeeked -> totallygeeked general -> My boobie hurts.
Post Info TOPIC: My boobie hurts.
Lawyerlady


On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Status: Offline
Posts: 27192
Date:
RE: My boobie hurts.
Permalink  
 

When I lose weight - my boobs are the last to lose.

__________________

LawyerLady

 

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. 
lilyofcourse


My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Status: Offline
Posts: 38325
Date:
Permalink  
 

Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies!

Q: What do you call a woman who adds a third boob?
A: A chestnut.

Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets?
A: BOO bees

Q: What do you call identical boobs?
A: Identitties.

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: You’re my breast friend.

Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?
A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.

Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men!

Q:What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton's chest?
A: Mountain DEw


__________________

A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.

Charley Harper
Vette


Owl drink to that!

Status: Offline
Posts: 4799
Date:
Permalink  
 

Lawyerlady wrote:

When I lose weight - my boobs are the last to lose.

 Lucky you, mine are the first to go :(



__________________

Was it a bad day?

Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
Southern_Belle


Nothing's Impossible

Status: Offline
Posts: 16913
Date:
Permalink  
 

My tummy goes last.

__________________

A person's a person no matter how small.
Southern_Belle


Nothing's Impossible

Status: Offline
Posts: 16913
Date:
Permalink  
 

Boobies



__________________

A person's a person no matter how small.
lilyofcourse


My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Status: Offline
Posts: 38325
Date:
Permalink  
 

Q: What do you call a girl without boobs?
A: Justin Bieber

Q: Why is a push up bra like a bag of chips?
A: You open it and its half empty

Boob IM Icons

Perfect Boobs (o)(o)

Fake Boobs ( + )( + )

Perky Boobs (*)(*)

Big Nipple Boobs (@)(@)

A Cups o o

Wonder Bra Boobs (oYo)

Lopsided Boobs (o)(O)

Grandma Boobs \ o /\ o /


__________________

A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.

Charley Harper
Southern_Belle


Nothing's Impossible

Status: Offline
Posts: 16913
Date:
Permalink  
 

Lily, are you googling boobs?

__________________

A person's a person no matter how small.
Vette


Owl drink to that!

Status: Offline
Posts: 4799
Date:
Permalink  
 

lilyofcourse wrote:

Q: What do you call a girl without boobs?
A: Justin Bieber

Q: Why is a push up bra like a bag of chips?
A: You open it and its half empty

Boob IM Icons

Perfect Boobs (o)(o)

Fake Boobs ( + )( + )

Perky Boobs (*)(*)

Big Nipple Boobs (@)(@)

A Cups o o

Wonder Bra Boobs (oYo)

Lopsided Boobs (o)(O)

Grandma Boobs \ o /\ o /

 Haha those icons are funny!

And belle, my tummy sticks around too :(



__________________

Was it a bad day?

Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
Lawyerlady


On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Status: Offline
Posts: 27192
Date:
Permalink  
 

We should all google boobs. See if we can make "boobies" a top searched item. Hahahahahaa.

__________________

LawyerLady

 

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. 
Southern_Belle


Nothing's Impossible

Status: Offline
Posts: 16913
Date:
Permalink  
 

Lol, LL good idea! I bet we need a few million people to do that.

__________________

A person's a person no matter how small.
Vette


Owl drink to that!

Status: Offline
Posts: 4799
Date:
Permalink  
 

I'm sure plenty of people besides us google boobies everyday

__________________

Was it a bad day?

Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
Nobody Just Nobody


Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Status: Offline
Posts: 24026
Date:
Permalink  
 

Most of them men!

__________________


“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!”
― Maya Angelou
Southern_Belle


Nothing's Impossible

Status: Offline
Posts: 16913
Date:
Permalink  
 

If I disappear tomorrow and the detective looks at my puter for clues I don't want it to be on the news that I was searching boobies.

__________________

A person's a person no matter how small.
lilyofcourse


My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Status: Offline
Posts: 38325
Date:
Permalink  
 

Boobie jokes are funny.



__________________

A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.

Charley Harper
Tangerine


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1849
Date:
Permalink  
 

Spoiler

Boobies!!



-- Edited by Tangerine on Thursday 16th of October 2014 10:11:44 PM

__________________
ed11563


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 9186
Date:
Permalink  
 

Tangerine wrote:

Spoiler

Boobies!!



-- Edited by Tangerine on Thursday 16th of October 2014 10:11:44 PM

Nice shoes!

 



__________________

The Principle of Least Interest: He who cares least about a relationship, controls it.

Always misinterpret when you can.
lilyofcourse


My spirit animal is a pink flamingo.

Status: Offline
Posts: 38325
Date:
Permalink  
 

Tangerine wrote:

Spoiler

Boobies!!



-- Edited by Tangerine on Thursday 16th of October 2014 10:11:44 PM

I think your boobies are the cutest!  



__________________

A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.

Charley Harper
Lawyerlady


On the bright side...... Christmas is coming! (Mod)

Status: Offline
Posts: 27192
Date:
Permalink  
 

Southern_Belle wrote:

If I disappear tomorrow and the detective looks at my puter for clues I don't want it to be on the news that I was searching boobies.

 But being part of entire boobie discussion is somehow better?



__________________

LawyerLady

 

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. 
«First  <  1 2 | Page of 2  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
totallygeeked -> totallygeeked general -> My boobie hurts.


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse 		Powered by ActiveBoard