A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
Have you ever met one or are they just an urban myth?
flan
I have met a few of them.
They will ask to come to a church during a service and make a brief request to help with the placement of their Bibles. They are not allowed to preach. They may share a story about how having the Bible available has helped someone. They take about 5-10 minutes and they show the different types of Bibles they place. They have a hotel, a prison and school Bible. You can give to them or not. And that is all they do or say about it.
They are really nice and just plain pleasant to be around.
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A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I'm gonna vent. I am getting sick and tired of calling businesses or seeking information only to get voicemail Hell, leaving my name and number and never having my calls returned!
I made calls about setting up basketball games for my 5th graders. I called the Y who has a LEAGUE and they said they would call me back an didn't. I left a message with the Electrical Union as I wanted to explore their Apprenticeship program before I fork over to the local Tech School. The Tech School was SUPPOSED to call me back as well yesterday so I could set up an appt for a financial aid session and I also wanted a bit more info from the electrical instructors regarding the program. Sheesh.
I'm gonna vent. I am getting sick and tired of calling businesses or seeking information only to get voicemail Hell, leaving my name and number and never having my calls returned! I made calls about setting up basketball games for my 5th graders. I called the Y who has a LEAGUE and they said they would call me back an didn't. I left a message with the Electrical Union as I wanted to explore their Apprenticeship program before I fork over to the local Tech School. The Tech School was SUPPOSED to call me back as well yesterday so I could set up an appt for a financial aid session and I also wanted a bit more info from the electrical instructors regarding the program. Sheesh.
Nobody (almost nobody) EVER calls back. Fact of life.
The only ways to contact a live person require either calling OVER AND OVER AND OVER, or actually walking into the place.
When I want to speak with someone in my company's office, I will call and leave ONE voicemail message, then keep calling. OVER AND OVER. I've learned that many people will answer their phone if they're within reach of it, and not otherwise tied up or on a deadline. Very few listen to their voicemail, and NO ONE calls back.
On the other hand, some people will read and respond to email messages. That's much faster.
My customers also, often do not listen to voicemail messages. But most of them do respond to email messages.
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Ha, ha! I am having dippy eggs right now! But, I do make a really nice omelet. But, even if you mix in cheese and other ingredients to scrambled eggs, the omelet just tastes better!
I'm gonna vent. I am getting sick and tired of calling businesses or seeking information only to get voicemail Hell, leaving my name and number and never having my calls returned! I made calls about setting up basketball games for my 5th graders. I called the Y who has a LEAGUE and they said they would call me back an didn't. I left a message with the Electrical Union as I wanted to explore their Apprenticeship program before I fork over to the local Tech School. The Tech School was SUPPOSED to call me back as well yesterday so I could set up an appt for a financial aid session and I also wanted a bit more info from the electrical instructors regarding the program. Sheesh.
Nobody (almost nobody) EVER calls back. Fact of life.
The only ways to contact a live person require either calling OVER AND OVER AND OVER, or actually walking into the place.
When I want to speak with someone in my company's office, I will call and leave ONE voicemail message, then keep calling. OVER AND OVER. I've learned that many people will answer their phone if they're within reach of it, and not otherwise tied up or on a deadline. Very few listen to their voicemail, and NO ONE calls back.
On the other hand, some people will read and respond to email messages. That's much faster.
My customers also, often do not listen to voicemail messages. But most of them do respond to email messages.
I know. Sooo many people nowadays just simply don't give a damn. And, they dont' care. They put in their time and screw you. And, if you have to contact someone that isn't in your own town it can be very difficult. It is a very efficient way for businesses and others to put up barriers. Have you ever had to call your Health Insurer? Yeah, good luck with that. I think a lot people just give up and simply pay bills that their insurance was supposed to pay but they simply don't pay and erect barriers to prevent you from contacting them.
I actually tried to call back a stupid scam caller last night, and the number didn't work, surprise, surprise. I was in a foul mood and looking for someone to take it out on. I thought those idiots that call and claim to be the IRS and that they are going to sue me would be the perfect target. It was so disappointing when they didn't answer the phone.
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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I actually tried to call back a stupid scam caller last night, and the number didn't work, surprise, surprise. I was in a foul mood and looking for someone to take it out on. I thought those idiots that call and claim to be the IRS and that they are going to sue me would be the perfect target. It was so disappointing when they didn't answer the phone.
My family is insanely messy. I want to get my own home that's always clean. I will let them come visit but then they have to go home to their own filth.
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My favorite omelet is sausage, cheese, onions & mushrooms.
Morning every one. I suck at checking my voice mail. I always return business calls. I prefer email. Currently my email isn't working. We were somehow blacklisted & can't send out.
My family is insanely messy. I want to get my own home that's always clean. I will let them come visit but then they have to go home to their own filth.
I visited a daycare this morning. I was reading the book, "The Little Old Lady Who Was Not Afraid of Anything," which features a variety of objects that appear (shoes, pants, shirt, etc.) ending in a pumpkin head that goes "Boo."
I was reading to 4 & 5 year olds (we were standing, to do the motions) and when I got to the "Boo" part, this kid in front punched me in the stomach. The teacher didn't see. He tried the next time the pumpkin appeared, but I blocked him.
I visited a daycare this morning. I was reading the book, "The Little Old Lady Who Was Not Afraid of Anything," which features a variety of objects that appear (shoes, pants, shirt, etc.) ending in a pumpkin head that goes "Boo."
I was reading to 4 & 5 year olds (we were standing, to do the motions) and when I got to the "Boo" part, this kid in front punched me in the stomach. The teacher didn't see. He tried the next time the pumpkin appeared, but I blocked him.
flan
Seriously? I don't have the patience for that type of thing. But that's just me... no kids, so I guess I never developed the patience required.
I visited a daycare this morning. I was reading the book, "The Little Old Lady Who Was Not Afraid of Anything," which features a variety of objects that appear (shoes, pants, shirt, etc.) ending in a pumpkin head that goes "Boo."
I was reading to 4 & 5 year olds (we were standing, to do the motions) and when I got to the "Boo" part, this kid in front punched me in the stomach. The teacher didn't see. He tried the next time the pumpkin appeared, but I blocked him.
flan
Seriously? I don't have the patience for that type of thing. But that's just me... no kids, so I guess I never developed the patience required.
I can honestly say, in 30+ years of doing storytimes, I have never had a kid punch me.
I visited a daycare this morning. I was reading the book, "The Little Old Lady Who Was Not Afraid of Anything," which features a variety of objects that appear (shoes, pants, shirt, etc.) ending in a pumpkin head that goes "Boo."
I was reading to 4 & 5 year olds (we were standing, to do the motions) and when I got to the "Boo" part, this kid in front punched me in the stomach. The teacher didn't see. He tried the next time the pumpkin appeared, but I blocked him.
flan
Seriously? I don't have the patience for that type of thing. But that's just me... no kids, so I guess I never developed the patience required.
I can honestly say, in 30+ years of doing storytimes, I have never had a kid punch me.
flan
I would have called the little **** out on it. I would have said sorry story time is now over & we can all thank him for it & pointed to him. He probably has hit the other kids before.
I visited a daycare this morning. I was reading the book, "The Little Old Lady Who Was Not Afraid of Anything," which features a variety of objects that appear (shoes, pants, shirt, etc.) ending in a pumpkin head that goes "Boo."
I was reading to 4 & 5 year olds (we were standing, to do the motions) and when I got to the "Boo" part, this kid in front punched me in the stomach. The teacher didn't see. He tried the next time the pumpkin appeared, but I blocked him.
flan
Seriously? I don't have the patience for that type of thing. But that's just me... no kids, so I guess I never developed the patience required.
I can honestly say, in 30+ years of doing storytimes, I have never had a kid punch me.
flan
I would have called the little **** out on it. I would have said sorry story time is now over & we can all thank him for it & pointed to him. He probably has hit the other kids before.
My family is insanely messy. I want to get my own home that's always clean. I will let them come visit but then they have to go home to their own filth.
You too?
It's so bad! I am soo tired of cleaning.
Oh well, I plan on buying myself something nice for all of the trouble I need a more wintery purse anyway
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