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what would your dream job be?

 

It doesn't have to be a job you are trained for, it can literally be anything. No obstacles like who will watch the kids, etc .

 

 

 

I am watching Up in the Air. I would LOVE to travel the country and fire people for a living. I am really good at it, someone has to do it (like being a funeral director - if you don't do it it doesn't mean people won't die) and it has great perks. 

 

How about you all?

 

 



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I have a friend from highschool who's a pilot with a major airline. We're friends on fb, and I'm frequently envious when I see photos from his frequent international jaunts.

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I guess being paid to travel & write reviews?

But I honestly love being a children's librarian!!!!!

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Flan - that's adorable and I am not a bit surprised.

Elphaba - that would be fun! I wonder if they get frequent flyer miles on their trips ? Probably double dipping.

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Mellow Momma wrote:

Flan - that's adorable and I am not a bit surprised.

Elphaba - that would be fun! I wonder if they get frequent flyer miles on their trips ? Probably double dipping.


 I don't have any programs this week...

Maybe I'll read stories to DH.

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I'd like to write for a living.

But write what I want to write.



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Blankie wrote:

I'd like to write for a living.

But write what I want to write.


 Sounds fair to me!

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Marine biologist hands down.

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I'd love to be a marine biologist too!

If money weren't important I would want to be our local bridge tender. I'd love to just sit on top of the river all day and watch boats go by.

 



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Broadway star


 Drama, comedy or musicals?

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I would love to be paid to be a full time student. Im really interested in forensics and I would love to do some CSI type stuff too.



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flan327 wrote:
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Broadway star


 Drama, comedy or musicals?

flan


 All of it!



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Architect. That has been my dream since I can remember.

And when I am not doing that I would love to do those things like on tv where they go to the interesting places and talk about it.

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I would be Anthony Bordain. He has the worlds best job in my opinion. Food and travel? Sign me up!

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PotteryChick wrote:

I would be Anthony Bordain. He has the worlds best job in my opinion. Food and travel? Sign me up!


 I don't want to BE Anthony Bourdain...just DO him...evileye

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flan327 wrote:
PotteryChick wrote:

I would be Anthony Bordain. He has the worlds best job in my opinion. Food and travel? Sign me up!


 I don't want to BE Anthony Bourdain...just DO him...evileye

flan


 Well as a job thread that would make you a prostitute!



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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
flan327 wrote:
PotteryChick wrote:

I would be Anthony Bordain. He has the worlds best job in my opinion. Food and travel? Sign me up!


 I don't want to BE Anthony Bourdain...just DO him...evileye

flan


 Well as a job thread that would make you a prostitute!


 Only if he paid me...

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
flan327 wrote:
PotteryChick wrote:

I would be Anthony Bordain. He has the worlds best job in my opinion. Food and travel? Sign me up!


 I don't want to BE Anthony Bourdain...just DO him...evileye

flan


 Well as a job thread that would make you a prostitute!


 I can't speak for flan, but I'd accept the role in a volunteer capacity.evileye



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don't you mean you'd accept the 'position'??



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Tignanello wrote:

don't you mean you'd accept the 'position'??


 SNAP!!!

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elphaba wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
flan327 wrote:
PotteryChick wrote:

I would be Anthony Bordain. He has the worlds best job in my opinion. Food and travel? Sign me up!


 I don't want to BE Anthony Bourdain...just DO him...evileye

flan


 Well as a job thread that would make you a prostitute!


 I can't speak for flan, but I'd accept the role in a volunteer capacity.evileye


 We need to form a line. Behind me ladies...

 

but make sure you use protection. He was into heavy drugs earlier in his life and it wouldn't surprise me if he was a bit dirty. Lol



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Mellow Momma wrote:
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flan327 wrote:
PotteryChick wrote:

I would be Anthony Bordain. He has the worlds best job in my opinion. Food and travel? Sign me up!


 I don't want to BE Anthony Bourdain...just DO him...evileye

flan


 Well as a job thread that would make you a prostitute!


 I can't speak for flan, but I'd accept the role in a volunteer capacity.evileye


 We need to form a line. Behind me ladies...

 

but make sure you use protection. He was into heavy drugs earlier in his life and it wouldn't surprise me if he was a bit dirty. Lol


 I know. I think he's cleaned up his act. Married, right?

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Yep. Married with a little baby girl I think.

He is clean, but you never know what creepy crawlies linger...

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I am torn between:
1) being a Mystery Shopper for International Hotels
2) SAR Dog Handler.

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I am torn between:
1) being a Mystery Shopper for International Hotels
2) SAR Dog Handler.


 Ohhhhhh that's a good one. In order to get a true sense of thenplace you should stay awhile and utilize all the services like room service and spa services. Just to be sure they are up to par. 



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Mellow Momma wrote:
Ilumine wrote:

I am torn between:
1) being a Mystery Shopper for International Hotels
2) SAR Dog Handler.


 Ohhhhhh that's a good one. In order to get a true sense of thenplace you should stay awhile and utilize all the services like room service and spa services. Just to be sure they are up to par. 


 See, that is what I am saying!



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Social worker


 You would be SO good at that!

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I want to be the person at Disney that chooses to surprise people with extra free perks, like spending the night in the Castle.

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 You would be SO good at that!

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 I would? 



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VetteGirl wrote:
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Social worker


 You would be SO good at that!

flan


 I would? 


 Well, helping people, YES.

Dealing with stupid bureaucracy...Not so much.

flan

 



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Aw thanks :)

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VetteGirl wrote:

Aw thanks :)


 You would be good at social work, but it pays crap.



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I want to be a movie critic. Remember Siskel and Ebert? OMG I wanted to be them when I was a kid. What better job than to go to the movies all day and tell people what you think! You don't even have to be right. It's like the weather! You don't have to be right. You just have to have an opinion!

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
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Aw thanks :)


 You would be good at social work, but it pays crap.


 It pays crap and like flan  said the bureaucracy is the pits.



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I would do quite well as a wealthy philanthropist. biggrin



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I want to be the person at Disney that chooses to surprise people with extra free perks, like spending the night in the Castle.


That would be an awesome job.

 

I have said more than once that I want this one job at Lake Winnie.

It is the old tin lizzie cars. this old guy sits in the first curve, under a big shade tree with a fan and a big drink of something and he turns a sign from stop to go. That's it. He has his music playing and can talk to the people in the cars and he always looks like he is having a lot of fun.

I don't know how much he gets paid, but it looks like a fun job.  



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Dolphin trainer. I love swimming with dolphins they're so gorgeous and powerful and playful.

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Squeakers...that would be fun too!!!

If I can't fly around the world and fire people, then I want to hold babies in the hospital. I know they have volunteers who do it. That's my other dream job. People call me the "baby whisperer" because I can calm down even the crankiest baby and put them to sleep.

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So when are you coming to help with the baby, then? She'll be here in about a month.

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When you go into labor...call me!!! I would LOVE to take a trip south and have some sun and some baby time!

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I don't care about money, what do you take me for? ??

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Vette - they make like NO money. But this thread was started with all issues put aside, like money, etc. So you are good to go!

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Yeah, I know social workers with their Masters degrees that make less than forty grand a year.

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Lead singer in an established rock band.  Would love to go on tour, do meets and greets with fans, and play venues and large arenas.  I have a background in theatre and dance (performing and teaching), so I am comfortable performing for audiences. 



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Empy - do you have a poker face?!

RTL - do you play an instrument or is that part of the fantasy?

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Mellow Momma, my voice is actually my instrument and I like to work the whole stage when performing, but performing is not really a fantasy. I have performed with bands before in clubs, and was well received when I did. I can also do vocal impressions of some singers. I like songs and ballads I can belt out (makes me nostalgic for the days of arena rock!) LOL

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