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DH's boss has a Ukrainian mail order bride. He has convinced her there are no phones where he works so the whole time he is gone he never calls her and she thinks there is no phone to call him. I wonder if they have phones in the Ukraine.

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flan327 wrote:
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You need a GPS.


 Nooooooo! biggrin

It was dark & I was tired. I actually have a fairly good sense of direction, most of the time.

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 Maybe a gps would help you with your driving anxiety too. 



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Squeakers wrote:
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You need a GPS.


 Nooooooo! biggrin

It was dark & I was tired. I actually have a fairly good sense of direction, most of the time.

flan


 Maybe a gps would help you with your driving anxiety too. 


 You might be right.

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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

DH's boss has a Ukrainian mail order bride. He has convinced her there are no phones where he works so the whole time he is gone he never calls her and she thinks there is no phone to call him. I wonder if they have phones in the Ukraine.


 Ummmm.... Does she know about cell phones? Or is there bad reception there too?!



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Does she care? She gets to live in America with a husband who is never around. I think if I was a mail order bride I'd be all over that deal!!

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Does she care? She gets to live in America with a husband who is never around. I think if I was a mail order bride I'd be all over that deal!!


 Hahaha!!  True fact! Not a bad deal I guess. 



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My dinner sucks. Coconut oil makes a crappy pasta sauce ingredient. And I over-baked my turkey. Blech.

Eating it anyways cause I refuse to go out and get other food.

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Cheese fixes a lot. Try that.

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Mellow Momma wrote:
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Does she care? She gets to live in America with a husband who is never around. I think if I was a mail order bride I'd be all over that deal!!


 Hahaha!!  True fact! Not a bad deal I guess. 


 I don't know what she knows!  He has her convinced there are no phones.  There is only bad reception when a storm hits.  Then it takes out the satellite system for awhile.  DH usually calls me once a day unless there's something going on at work or home.  If he's busy at work he'll usually email me and tell me.  If something is happening at home he may call more than once.  I'm pretty good at handling emergencies though.

I don't know what the Ukraine is like.  What are the conditions over there?  Maybe she's just thrilled to be out of there?  I just think it's kind of funny.  Although a lot of women would like a husband who leaves them for a month and sends a paycheck home.  The guy who cut my hair today was laughing and saying how much women liked money.  Liked men making it and women spending it!

Tig, sorry your dinner is yucky.  Want some pizza?



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Mellow Momma wrote:

Cheese fixes a lot. Try that.


Cheese was the only thing I could do to fix it.  

I thought I would make a new sauce and then toss the whole thing in it, but I had it half into the pot when I realized that one of my main ingredients was spoiled.  I tossed the potful and just added parmesan cheese to my gross dinner and ate it that way.

 

NJN?  would you mail me some pizza? 



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AND - I bought vitamin water ZERO instead of regular. Blech. It's gross.

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Yeah...can't add cheese to the water. Lol


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Pizza is on the way Tig!

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Thank you!

**grumble grumble grumble**

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Anything for you babe!

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Wanna see my soliloquy on my day at work today?

 

Of course you do.  These are my feelings towards one of my co-workers today.  It's a different one every day....

 

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-- Edited by Tignanello on Friday 7th of November 2014 12:21:48 AM

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Hahahahaha, poor flower!

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