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When a guy forgets to zip up after peeing, it's not dementia.

Forgetting to zip down first IS a problem.

 



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ed11563 wrote:

When a guy forgets to zip up after peeing, it's not dementia.

Forgetting to zip down first IS a problem.

 

LOL! You've got a point there, ed!biggrin 



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Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes the bug.

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don't ever trust a dog that is walking and sniffing in circles, and always have the poop bag ready.

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And one more for the prize!



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Ha! Persistence will always make you succesful.

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I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

Ha! Persistence will always make you succesful.

But successful in what? biggrin

Never attempt to flip a spider from your dishtowel onto the back porch while wearing a top that fits loose around the neck.



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Honeys_Mom wrote:
I know what to do_sometimes wrote:

Ha! Persistence will always make you succesful.

But successful in what? biggrin

Never attempt to flip a spider from your dishtowel onto the back porch while wearing a top that fits loose around the neck.

 LOL



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One can never have too many napkins

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One can never have too many naps !

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I hoard napkins in the car. I have a serious car napkin hoarding issue and need to seek help. The minute I let the napkin situation lapse someone spills something and we are half an hour away from where we are going.

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A Woman is not always a Lady, but a Lady is always a Woman.



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You can always give a bad waitress a good tip:

Just say "Don't wear cuffs in the rain."



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Never reach into a chicken feed barrel without looking first.

If some one walks up holding something and says "this stinks, smell" DONT!

Wisdom is the one thing have just after you need it.



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 So true!!!



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Waking up is a great way to start the day!

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Getting old beats the alternative.

 



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Most people win the Lottery

by not playing.



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If you had it to over again, you survived it the first time, so why would you?



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PotteryChick wrote:

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Something I learned long ago in outside sales is, 

If the first 5 people I run into are all grumpy,

it's time to go home.

 



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Junk expands to fill the space available.



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That's very true ed. I try to keep stuff to a minimum. A place for everything and everything in it's place.

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Never tell people you're stupid. They will believe you and treat you accordingly.

 

Never tell anyone you've broken the law. They will report you for the reward money.

 

If you tell anyone you've cheated on your taxes, you ARE stupid. The IRS pays a 10% bounty.

 



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Southern_Belle wrote:

 

lolololol!



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A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.


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Nobody Just Nobody wrote:

I hoard napkins in the car. I have a serious car napkin hoarding issue and need to seek help. The minute I let the napkin situation lapse someone spills something and we are half an hour away from where we are going.

 That's why I keep a roll of paper towels in the car.

flan



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