TOTALLY GEEKED!

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

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Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Honeys_Mom wrote:
NJN, that's cute! Does he call an elevator a lift and a windshield a windscreen?

He calls an elevator a lift but not the windscreen thing. I've been married six years next month and I've picked up the slang. When we first got married his Dad was telling a story and I didn't understand a word of it. It was like "We all went down to the pond (neighborhood) and then we..." I had to keep asking DH for a translation. I was so lost. evileye My FIL's accent is ten times worse. But he looks like Santa and is just as jolly.

Brits are known for their crude humor. My FIL falls directly into this category. I love him to death though. He cracks me up.

Honeys_Mom · Mod & Permanent Board Sweetheart

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.

I think cursing in 'British' is funny, too. I would ask for examples but I guess we can't do that here - you know, breaking rules and all that. Does he ever call anyone 'old bean' or 'old chap'? ? biggrin

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

He's been here since he was 15 so he's lost a lot of it. He's said bloody once or twice. His favorite English curse word is Fooking. When he gets angry his accent becomes more pronounced. But I don't make fun of it then because I'm a smart wife!

When I got married my FIL gave us some wedding advice. He told DH, "Always have sex on her side of the bed so you don't have to sleep in the wet spot." That's my FIL!

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

LOL, Lovely!

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
He's been here since he was 15 so he's lost a lot of it. He's said bloody once or twice. His favorite English curse word is Fooking. When he gets angry his accent becomes more pronounced. But I don't make fun of it then because I'm a smart wife!

When I got married my FIL gave us some wedding advice. He told DH, "Always have sex on her side of the bed so you don't have to sleep in the wet spot." That's my FIL!

Hmmm. Strange. When I got this advice it was about HIS side of the bed . . ..

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.

As opposed to cursing in . . . French? evileye biggrin

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.
As opposed to cursing in . . . French?

PROPER English, aka Queen's English, as opposed to American English. Big difference hussy!

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

I like any accent. I'm easy!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
He's been here since he was 15 so he's lost a lot of it. He's said bloody once or twice. His favorite English curse word is Fooking. When he gets angry his accent becomes more pronounced. But I don't make fun of it then because I'm a smart wife!

When I got married my FIL gave us some wedding advice. He told DH, "Always have sex on her side of the bed so you don't have to sleep in the wet spot." That's my FIL!
Hmmm. Strange. When I got this advice it was about HIS side of the bed . . ..

My FIL is a hoot. I love him to death. He is crazy and insane and loud and obnoxious and lovable and amazing.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Southern_Belle wrote:
I like any accent. I'm easy!

So I've heard!

ed11563 · Guru

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
When I got married my FIL gave us some wedding advice. He told DH, "Always have sex on her side of the bed so you don't have to sleep in the wet spot." That's my FIL!

My sister gave me several very big, soft, fluffy towels to cover the appropriate part of the mattress. When one got wet, change to the next one.

If you're going to just fall asleep, just take off the towel.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Tignanello wrote:
apparently 'humorized' means 'lost ones marbles'

No. It's means I'm not humorized. biggrin

Boobies and bagels, together. Now that's a treat.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

just Czech wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
apparently 'humorized' means 'lost ones marbles'

No. It's means I'm not humorized.
Boobies and bagels, together. Now that's a treat.

That could be a lucrative business!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Wait....I read above my post. TMI!!! AHHHH

I'm humorized. biggrin

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

LOL, you sure?

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

I guess I don't speak english. confuse I am humorized by that.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Czech is opening a new store. Boobies and Bagels. You sit and have a bagel while trying on your new bras.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

You speak American!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I know what to do_sometimes wrote:
I guess I don't speak english. I am humorized by that.

No. You don't speak Queen's English. We Americans have bastardized the language.

ed11563 · Guru

just Czech wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
apparently 'humorized' means 'lost ones marbles'

No. It's means I'm not humorized.
Boobies and bagels, together. Now that's a treat.

Wow! Thank you for reading my post ...

Spoiler

I like plain bagels hot from the oven, with cream cheese and Lox.

And I like (even more) human boobies, no matter what size or shape, when attached to a happy woman.

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.
As opposed to cursing in . . . French?
PROPER English, aka Queen's English, as opposed to American English. Big difference hussy!

I'm Canadian. We also speak the Queen's English. It's still a cart. Tell NF I said so.

Southern_Belle · Nothing's Impossible

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Czech is opening a new store. Boobies and Bagels. You sit and have a bagel while trying on your new bras.

Noooo. It's like hooters! But no wings. Bagels and cream cheese and lox.

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Southern_Belle wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Czech is opening a new store. Boobies and Bagels. You sit and have a bagel while trying on your new bras.
Noooo. It's like hooters! But no wings. Bagels and cream cheese and lox.

Maybe there is a men's side and a women's side! I'd like a bagel with cream cheese and lox while trying on my bras!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.
As opposed to cursing in . . . French?
PROPER English, aka Queen's English, as opposed to American English. Big difference hussy!
I'm Canadian. We also speak the Queen's English. It's still a cart. Tell NF I said so.

He's ignoring me. He's watching AMERICAN football. :rofl?

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Between ed's follow up comments (TMI) and the blatant lies about my boobies and bagel shop, I'm gasping for air.
In other words, I'm humorized.
IKWTDS, you will get the hang of the language with practice. biggrin

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

just Czech wrote:
Between ed's follow up comments (TMI) and the blatant lies about my boobies and bagel shop, I'm gasping for air.
In other words, I'm humorized.
IKWTDS, you will get the hang of the language with practice.

So what, exactly, will you be doing with your boobies and bagels shop?

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Wait... Tig doesn't speak English? confuse

Translate please.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

just Czech wrote:
Between ed's follow up comments (TMI) and the blatant lies about my boobies and bagel shop, I'm gasping for air.
In other words, I'm humorized.
IKWTDS, you will get the hang of the language with practice.

Well, bless your little pea pickin heart. I was going to come visit your shop!

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

just Czech wrote:
Wait... Tig doesn't speak English?
Translate please.

Apparently she does not.

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.
As opposed to cursing in . . . French?
PROPER English, aka Queen's English, as opposed to American English. Big difference hussy!
I'm Canadian. We also speak the Queen's English. It's still a cart. Tell NF I said so.
He's ignoring me. He's watching AMERICAN football. :rofl?

Well, that's good. Especially as there is no such thing as European football or British football. That's soccer.

There is Canadian football, however, which is much better than that American drivel.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Tignanello wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Between ed's follow up comments (TMI) and the blatant lies about my boobies and bagel shop, I'm gasping for air.
In other words, I'm humorized.
IKWTDS, you will get the hang of the language with practice.
So what, exactly, will you be doing with your boobies and bagels shop?

I'm adding a message parlor beside the bakery end of the business.

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Wait... Tig doesn't speak English?
Translate please.
Apparently she does not.

Wait, what? I don't understand!

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Wait... Tig doesn't speak English?
Translate please.
Apparently she does not.
Wait, what? I don't understand!

Neither do we, so pull up a chair.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.
As opposed to cursing in . . . French?
PROPER English, aka Queen's English, as opposed to American English. Big difference hussy!
I'm Canadian. We also speak the Queen's English. It's still a cart. Tell NF I said so.
He's ignoring me. He's watching AMERICAN football. :rofl?
Well, that's good. Especially as there is no such thing as European football or British football. That's soccer.
There is Canadian football, however, which is much better than that American drivel.

Um, they call soccer football in Europe.

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

just Czech wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Between ed's follow up comments (TMI) and the blatant lies about my boobies and bagel shop, I'm gasping for air.
In other words, I'm humorized.
IKWTDS, you will get the hang of the language with practice.
So what, exactly, will you be doing with your boobies and bagels shop?
I'm adding a message parlor beside the bakery end of the business.

A message parlor or massage parlor? Do we go there to get our GT fix?

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.
As opposed to cursing in . . . French?
PROPER English, aka Queen's English, as opposed to American English. Big difference hussy!
I'm Canadian. We also speak the Queen's English. It's still a cart. Tell NF I said so.
He's ignoring me. He's watching AMERICAN football. :rofl?
Well, that's good. Especially as there is no such thing as European football or British football. That's soccer.
There is Canadian football, however, which is much better than that American drivel.
Um, they call soccer football in Europe.

Backwards, as usual. Them people from Europe.

just Czech · Give Me Grand's!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
just Czech wrote:
Between ed's follow up comments (TMI) and the blatant lies about my boobies and bagel shop, I'm gasping for air.
In other words, I'm humorized.
IKWTDS, you will get the hang of the language with practice.
So what, exactly, will you be doing with your boobies and bagels shop?
I'm adding a message parlor beside the bakery end of the business.
A message parlor or massage parlor? Do we go there to get our GT fix?

Darn it, you figured it out to quickly!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Bloody geeks

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.
As opposed to cursing in . . . French?
PROPER English, aka Queen's English, as opposed to American English. Big difference hussy!
I'm Canadian. We also speak the Queen's English. It's still a cart. Tell NF I said so.
He's ignoring me. He's watching AMERICAN football. :rofl?
Well, that's good. Especially as there is no such thing as European football or British football. That's soccer.
There is Canadian football, however, which is much better than that American drivel.
Um, they call soccer football in Europe.

Its still soccer. disbelief

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
Tignanello wrote:
Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
lol, he really talks like that. He's a Brit. I can't describe some of the things he says but he says some of the same words but pronounces them way different. Sometimes I make fun of him. The kids make fun of him a lot. I like when he curses in English.
As opposed to cursing in . . . French?
PROPER English, aka Queen's English, as opposed to American English. Big difference hussy!
I'm Canadian. We also speak the Queen's English. It's still a cart. Tell NF I said so.
He's ignoring me. He's watching AMERICAN football. :rofl?

Patriots?

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Uh oh. NJN left the board. Is that because I insulted soccer? or football? Or something?

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

First, I did NOT leave the board. lol I had to go take care of some wifely duties. aka making the bed because the sheets came out of the dryer. Second, when I came back my computer was acting all Canadian aka wonky and not working correctly so I had to reboot. And third, DH is watching COLLEGE football! So there.

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
First, I did NOT leave the board. lol I had to go take care of some wifely duties. aka making the bed because the sheets came out of the dryer. Second, when I came back my computer was acting all Canadian aka wonky and not working correctly so I had to reboot. And third, DH is watching COLLEGE football! So there.

CANADIAN DOES NOT EQUAL WONKY!

(this is my new favorite emoticon)

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

LOL It does now!

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Nobody Just Nobody wrote:
LOL It does now!

evileye

Nobody Just Nobody · Rib-it! Rrrib-it!

I am so proud of how long this thread has become!

I know what to do_sometimes · Frozen Sucks!

Then we should end it now since your ego is bloody huge.

Tignanello · My dog name is, Sasha!

Where's a mod with lock powers when we need one!?