Who are you calling an anomaly? Just remember I have you for my SS...
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
You've done nothing but be passive aggressive since you've come back
Oh come on, that's not true! She's been outwardly aggressive too
gasping for air
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Who are you calling an anomaly? Just remember I have you for my SS...
And btw, I only let DG talk dirty to me. But I suppose I could be open to new possibilities.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Al Gore believes in global warming. Maybe she was saying we're warm and inviting! Okay, maybe not. But I had to try to get a joke in somewhere.
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Can we have some of that global warming up here please?
Who said anything about sharing?
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“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise!” ― Maya Angelou
Al Gore believes in global warming. Maybe she was saying we're warm and inviting! Okay, maybe not. But I had to try to get a joke in somewhere.
It's climate change. Not global warming. Sheesh.
Yes, true. And it's been going on since the world came about. Al Gore took that and ran with it by making it a human issue as if humans created climate change an could actually affect it. all the while having a 10K+ SQ Ft house using a ton of carbon energy. And they fell for it!
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Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug.
DS snatched my fork off my plate then stuck the proper end of the fork in his mouth. I was the recipient of a freshly "cleaned" fork a few minutes later. Apparently, waiting for Mommy to cut some food into bite-sized pieces was just too much to ask.
DS snatched my fork off my plate then stuck the proper end of the fork in his mouth. I was the recipient of a freshly "cleaned" fork a few minutes later. Apparently, waiting for Mommy to cut some food into bite-sized pieces was just too much to ask.
That's cute, chef. Wait till he's old enough to grab the food and run. You may never eat again.
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I drink coffee so I don't kill you.
I quilt so I don't kill you.
Do you see a theme?
Faith isn't something that keeps bad things from happening. Faith is what helps us get through bad things when they do happen.
Al Gore believes in global warming. Maybe she was saying we're warm and inviting! Okay, maybe not. But I had to try to get a joke in somewhere.
It's climate change. Not global warming. Sheesh.
Yes, true. And it's been going on since the world came about. Al Gore took that and ran with it by making it a human issue as if humans created climate change an could actually affect it. all the while having a 10K+ SQ Ft house using a ton of carbon energy. And they fell for it!
I couldn't believe people bought his story with his history.
People do not realize that the climate will always be in a change, as history shows.
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I drink coffee so I don't kill you.
I quilt so I don't kill you.
Do you see a theme?
Faith isn't something that keeps bad things from happening. Faith is what helps us get through bad things when they do happen.
DS snatched my fork off my plate then stuck the proper end of the fork in his mouth. I was the recipient of a freshly "cleaned" fork a few minutes later. Apparently, waiting for Mommy to cut some food into bite-sized pieces was just too much to ask.
That's cute, chef. Wait till he's old enough to grab the food and run. You may never eat again.
Grabbing my fork had the same effect! Little pest! :P
"Keep away" is in full force here. He grabs something he knows darn well he isn't allowed to have and RUNS from DH and I. Recently, he's started looking right at us and just backing away from us with the forbidden object grasped firmly in his hand. He will also come really close to you as if he was going hand whatever it is to you only to snatch his hand away when you reach for it.
DS snatched my fork off my plate then stuck the proper end of the fork in his mouth. I was the recipient of a freshly "cleaned" fork a few minutes later. Apparently, waiting for Mommy to cut some food into bite-sized pieces was just too much to ask.
That's cute, chef. Wait till he's old enough to grab the food and run. You may never eat again.
Grabbing my fork had the same effect! Little pest! :P
"Keep away" is in full force here. He grabs something he knows darn well he isn't allowed to have and RUNS from DH and I. Recently, he's started looking right at us and just backing away from us with the forbidden object grasped firmly in his hand. He will also come really close to you as if he was going hand whatever it is to you only to snatch his hand away when you reach for it.
It's cute now. But it wont be so cute for long.
I remember C being a little brat. I got in the counting habit.
So one day I was counting because I had told her to get off the coffee table and she wouldn't.
I said "1"
she sat there
"2"
She sat there
I said "the next one is going to be a spanking"
She yelled "3!" and took off running.
It had become a game to her.
That was the last time I counted.
From there on out it was once and done.
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DS snatched my fork off my plate then stuck the proper end of the fork in his mouth. I was the recipient of a freshly "cleaned" fork a few minutes later. Apparently, waiting for Mommy to cut some food into bite-sized pieces was just too much to ask.
That's cute, chef. Wait till he's old enough to grab the food and run. You may never eat again.
Grabbing my fork had the same effect! Little pest! :P
"Keep away" is in full force here. He grabs something he knows darn well he isn't allowed to have and RUNS from DH and I. Recently, he's started looking right at us and just backing away from us with the forbidden object grasped firmly in his hand. He will also come really close to you as if he was going hand whatever it is to you only to snatch his hand away when you reach for it.
It's cute now. But it wont be so cute for long.
I remember C being a little brat. I got in the counting habit.
So one day I was counting because I had told her to get off the coffee table and she wouldn't.
I said "1"
she sat there
"2"
She sat there
I said "the next one is going to be a spanking"
She yelled "3!" and took off running.
It had become a game to her.
That was the last time I counted.
From there on out it was once and done.
It stopped being cute about 2 days after it started
A flock of flirting flamingos is pure, passionate, pink pandemonium-a frenetic flamingle-mangle-a discordant discotheque of delirious dancing, flamboyant feathers, and flamingo lingo.
I am going to play with my new Hoover FLoor Mate later. Fed ex dude didn't even knock on the door. We were home. DD opened the door to let kitty out around 10 and there it was.
Ooooh, I'm jealous.
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